Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas: Kiwi Farmers are all talk, big mouths on the Internet who hide behind anonymity
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Lucas, dude. There's nothing you can do to us. Have fun stewing in your body odor, farts, and impotent rage in your tard house. You're just lucky that Kiwis have a nonintervention policy, because any other forum would send your threats to your tard wrangler and have you put in the nuthouse.

However, you're much funnier when we can watch you screech. Inactive zoo animals are boring. We'll let your wrangler find out on their own due to your own incompetence.

As always, you're a fat sped of a pedophile who can't figure out which side of the zoo barrier you're on.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
I don’t know if they’re actually aware of the John Smith account, now that I think about it. Maybe that’s why he’s using it.
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If they don’t they are pretty incompetent at their jobs. He was just tweeting from his twitter handle which is literally just his name about how he hates the farms and if they really wanted to keep him in lockdown they would utilize any form of information available. Hell this thread was the 5th result that came up in google and All his alts are displayed here freely,

However I don’t want to dump on them too much. They probably are underpaid and stretched to thin among multiple clients to actually care about doin anything more then the bare minimum to keep him out of trouble. We might have some fun watching him chimp but to them he’s just another schizo in the looney bin.
 
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FatherPucci said:
If they don’t they are pretty incompetent at their jobs. He was just tweeting from his twitter handle which is literally just his name about how he hates the farms and if they really wanted to keep him in lockdown they would utilize any form of information available. Hell this thread was the 5th result that came up in google and All his alts are displayed here freely,

However I don’t want to dump on them too much. They probably are underpaid and stretched to thin among multiple clients to actually care about doin anything more then the bare minimum to keep him out of trouble. We might have some fun watching him chimp but to them he’s just another schizo in the looney bin.
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It's very likely that his wrangler has clients who are currently acting out in the real world that keep them busy and they just don't have time to look up online antics unless they're given a reason. Unfortunately social services has low budgets and high demand, so cases need to be triaged.
 
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50 telomeres says blicc and delet. Any takers?

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Agoraphobic Bullshit said:
It's very likely that his wrangler has clients who are currently acting out in the real world that keep them busy and they just don't have time to look up online antics unless they're given a reason. Unfortunately social services has low budgets and high demand, so cases need to be triaged.
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Most likely exactly what’s going on- especially in adult mental health services. There’s just not a whole lot of caseworkers who want to go above and beyond for all 30+ clients they have, and can you blame them? Imagine how Lucas treats his caseworker.
 
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Doc Chicken said:
Imagine being 40 years old no job, no wife, no kids, no house, in community college. Sat in your government flop house huffing your own cheese scented farts and ranting on the internet about them dang dirty kiwis and how your going to kill them.
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The best part is that SOFALAW is filled with threads filled with people now asking “wtf is kiwi farms” so his plan is not going the way he expected.
 
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Are death threats legal in the US? They sure as hell are always taken seriously where I am. I can only hope for him nobody lets the police know. Also I am very sure threats of violence kill your twitter account.

There's two funny things about this - I'm pretty sure there are kiwis about as old or older than him, even in this very thread, so that makes the ageist thing funny. Then I'm aware I said this before in this thread but as the average guy dating a 20something girl in your thirties and early fourties (and even older) is like shooting fish in a barrel, especially if you just want to fuck. Guys have it wayyyy easier there and age doesn't matter much for us if we're interesting otherwise. Many women that age range even have especially a thing for older guys. Of course it matters being a big bald fat crazy loser and that won't get you the young ovulators. Sad!
 
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AmpleApricots said:
Are death threats legal in the US? They sure as hell are always taken seriously where I am. I can only hope for him nobody lets the police know. Also I am very sure threats of violence kill your twitter account.
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No but unless you threaten a giant pussy who actually calls the cops, nobody cares, and cops don't care if it's obvious the "victim" doesn't take it seriously either, and often, don't care if it's some dumb Internet bullshit.
 
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AnOminous said:
No but unless you threaten a giant pussy who actually calls the cops, nobody cares, and cops don't care if it's obvious the "victim" doesn't take it seriously either, and often, don't care if it's some dumb Internet bullshit.
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Exactly. It's much funnier on our end if he keeps doing it. It's just a tard sperging. He couldn't hurt a fly. Enjoy the content.
 
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I dunno, contrary to many other lolcows Lucas has an official history of domestic violence. He was also claiming some rando in front of his house was one of those dastardly kiwis. It'd suck if some unlucky person gets hurt while he goes off the rails. There's just something I find deeply unsettling about Lucas that many other lolcows for me don't have, that's why I personally don't find him that harmless.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
I dunno, contrary to many other lolcows Lucas has an official history of domestic violence. He was also claiming some rando in front of his house was one of those dastardly kiwis. It'd suck if some unlucky person gets hurt while he goes off the rails. There's just something I find deeply unsettling about Lucas that many other lolcows for me don't have, that's why I personally don't find him that harmless.
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He isn't harmless. He would rape a girl in a heartbeat if he thought he could get away with it, society is just fortunate that he's too fucking inept to have the opportunity.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
I dunno, contrary to many other lolcows Lucas has an official history of domestic violence. He was also claiming some rando in front of his house was one of those dastardly kiwis. It'd suck if some unlucky person gets hurt while he goes off the rails. There's just something I find deeply unsettling about Lucas that many other lolcows for me don't have, that's why I personally don't find him that harmless.
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I'd be shocked if there was anyone using a phone in front of his apartment building. Nothing but a bunch of plaza rats/homeless people that hang out there.
 
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Poop Chute said:
He isn't harmless. He would rape a girl in a heartbeat if he thought he could get away with it, society is just fortunate that he's too fucking inept to have the opportunity.
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Exactly. He and Greer have the exact same issue. They aren't good at anything. They're balls of impotent rage who can't throw a punch.

Edited to add: If the fat pedo actually threatened to rape someone directly or threatened a real, actual person instead of the nebulous "kiwifarms", I might feel differently about not intervening, but this is just him posturing and trying to look tough
 
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