Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Considering what kind of person Lucas is, his self isolation I'd say is a benefit for the community.

ETA:
His current self isolation (fuck aka date me or fade), how is that any different from his isolation before. Except for Lacie and her friends who thought it was a good idea to have a "lit" day by meeting Lucas, ending with it biting them in the ass, he's been alone. He's such a POS he hasn't had any IRL friends for years.

 

[BowlOfDick]

My favourite irony regarding Wern is that he adapts this ad nauseum approach of spouting off cherry picked research about telomeres to say how his age makes him an ideal mate.

What he neglects to recognise is that under fundamentals of animal biology - laws of attraction, natural selection etc - he is an entirely unsuitable mate.

Lucas: even if your DNA was coated in thick, thick telomeres:

1. Your tiny peen (yes I’ve seen it) is unlikely to perform to the point of insemination. You obviously can’t afford IVF and the government will be more likely to sterilise you than pay for it.

2. Your very being exudes genetic weakness. Myopia, obesity, severe mental health.. why would anyone want to pass that into their offspring?

3. Despite your proclamations of the evils of capitalism, I’m afraid that financial security, housing and employment are all things that any sensible person would look for in a potential mate. It’s not greed or materialism, it’s self preservation. You have zero net worth and no work ethic. Even if you were a nicest, sexiest specimen in the world, your living conditions won’t support a family.

4. As you are 40, obese, diabetic and have been on long term antipsychotics, it is likely that both your sperm count and motility are minuscule. Those telomeres will never be delivered to the lil eggie, even if you did fulfil your fantasy of raping a teenager.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas was pretty active on Twitter last night. He got a bunch of pics in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt. Lots of pro liberal posts and posts about how great aged men are, you like cheese, then like aged men, you bigots!

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

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I require this to happen. I need Lucas to get beat like a bitch.

If he ends up picking a fight over getting laid and blames it on minorities or mighty whitey, we win at the end of the day because he probably most likely might have squealed like a bitch and we get our laughs at him.

 

[skellig58]

He has the most punchable, fat, fugly face. Doesn't he? Lucas you tard. Come the Revolution, your fat, useless ass would be the amoung the first to be culled, comrade.

 

[BowlOfDick]

He has the most punchable, fat, fugly face. Doesn't he? Lucas you tard. Come the Revolution, your fat, useless ass would be the amoung the first to be culled, comrade.

Lucas's commie utopia:

Q: Comrade Natalya, while we lyne up for our bread, plyez will you take moy tyeelomeeres? I want yu to be the babushka fur my leetle syexky gruncheeldren

A: Yees Comrade Werner

In other news, Wern has a new, utterly shameless Twitter description:

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Wow. Talking about cheese again, and 18 to 24. He's fully regressed, or perhaps he never improved? Could he be off his meds? I thought his tard wranglers were helping him with this antisocial shit. There really is no helping "The Wern".

Also: Lucas talks so tough in his social networks; calling women "honies" and "mommas" like some 70s pimp. Does he think this is cool? He doesn't talk this way IRL, does he?

What cringe.

 

[BowlOfDick]

in his social networks; calling women "honies" and "mommas" like some 70s pimp. Does he think this is cool? He doesn't talk this way IRL, does he?

This is a fellow who was convinced for over nine months that young girls would be attracted to him making board games. This is because he genuinely has no idea what young people enjoy these days, as he's so socially stunted and old.

I'll just share now (without revealing too much about my identity!) that I've worked with sex offenders before IRL. A red flag for monitoring child abusers is if they're found in possession of stuff kids might like. This is for obvious reasons as there's a high likelihood that they hoard this stuff in order to attract and groom kids.

With the older offenders (65+) they would have pretty stupid stuff like 1950s comic books, old toy cars etc. The younger, more savvy (and sadly more successful) offenders always had videogames and merchandise that was 'in' for their target audience.

The point I'm making is that there's a shocking parallel with Wern's board game antics and general social behavior.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Does everyone remember when he came out of the nuthouse, when he was all fat and talked slowly and quietly?

What cocktail of meds was he on then, I wonder. That seemed to be ,"best case scenario" for him, despite the weight: he was meek, obedient-ish, and it toned down some of the raving lunatic anger he exhibits out of envy at the world.

Why exactly did he get locked up then, do we know? Was it related to what he posts in social media?

 

[BowlOfDick]

Does everyone remember when he came out of the nuthouse, when he was all fat and talked slowly and quietly?

What cocktail of meds was he on then, I wonder. That seemed to be ,"best case scenario" for him, despite the weight: he was meek, obedient-ish, and it toned down some of the raving lunatic anger he exhibits out of envy at the world.

100% he was on something like olanzapine or some other nasty atypical antipsychotic before he was discharged. The swelling to his face was fluid overload, which results from the renal and cardiac effects of these drugs. The good news is that they cause horrible long term side effects, including death. The bad news is he's clearly off those now.

I don't know why they can't just permanently chemically lobotomize people with thorazine like in the good old days. Makes them nice little basket weavers.

I actually have no idea why he was admitted tbh. It's odd, as his behaviour around 2017 was milder than it is now if I recall.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Looking at Lucas gives me the same kind of uncanny revulsion that's usually reserved for trannies. It's the combination of his weird babyface helped by some facelifting app, together with the dead fish-eyes and how even his facial expression immediately tells you he's a self-fellating dimwit. I mean just look at the myspace angle-o-face expression he does there on his twitter profile. Gross.

Also the cocktail of antipyschotic drugs, 'betuus and morbid obesity (with a capital M, if you catch my drift) makes me pretty convinced his weiner hasn't worked properly in years probably. I'm actually surprised he's so thirsty. Usually the interest in sex wanes in people who get their libido inhibited by antidepressants and -psychotics. They also are often smarter than lucas so maybe this one-track interest in mating is all his lizard brain can come up with to fill the time until the inevitable. (the inevitable being probably inside of the next ten years with Lucas' amazing lifestyle)

 

[dirtydeanna96]

This is a fellow who was convinced for over nine months that young girls would be attracted to him making board games. This is because he genuinely has no idea what young people enjoy these days, as he's so socially stunted and old.

I'll just share now (without revealing too much about my identity!) that I've worked with sex offenders before IRL. A red flag for monitoring child abusers is if they're found in possession of stuff kids might like. This is for obvious reasons as there's a high likelihood that they hoard this stuff in order to attract and groom kids.

With the older offenders (65+) they would have pretty stupid stuff like 1950s comic books, old toy cars etc. The younger, more savvy (and sadly more successful) offenders always had videogames and merchandise that was 'in' for their target audience.

The point I'm making is that there's a shocking parallel with Wern's board game antics and general social behavior.

Do they have these items because they are immature themselves, or because they are cunning and looking to lure victims?

 

[BowlOfDick]

Do they have these items because they are immature themselves, or because they are cunning and looking to lure victims?

Both, given the sad fact that many of them have learning difficulties that give them a low mental age. Even if they are immature though, they can still be manipulative.

The older and more out of touch ones tend to get old fashioned stuff that kids aren’t even into now.

 

[Bon Bon]

Do they have these items because they are immature themselves, or because they are cunning and looking to lure victims?

I think both
I think a lot of predators go for kids because emotionally mature adults with real life experience are intimidating or the predator thinks a relationship with someone who knows better would't work (as in they have shit self esteem), or the predator thinks the immature, inexperienced people are more their speed.
So you've got cunning Free Candy Truck predators but you also have manchildren who prey on actual children because they don't relate to adults.

 

[BowlOfDick]

but you also have manchildren who prey on actual children because they don't relate to adults.

Who does that remind us all of...

 

[mothman96]

I'm just so glad the universe is against him, and he'll never get to procreate the daughter he desperately wants for his "daddy/daughter" kink/ his "telomerase, sagging skin, old bones".

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

It's always a nice, disgusting surprise when you see that little Razor Ramon patch of extra-greasy hair sticking out the back.

 

[Da Dude123]

Something happen to my tardbucks, Chico, something happens to you!

It's always a nice, disgusting surprise when you see that little Razor Ramon patch of extra-greasy hair sticking out the back.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It's always a nice, disgusting surprise when you see that little Razor Ramon patch of extra-greasy hair sticking out the back.

My thoughts exactly: that little greasy mullet curl resting comfortably against his green poly TMNT shirt, just *mwah* sartorial perfection!

 

[AnOminous]

My favourite irony regarding Wern is that he adapts this ad nauseum approach of spouting off cherry picked research about telomeres to say how his age makes him an ideal mate.

He's schizophrenic, but he's also really dumb and doesn't understand any of it. All telomeres mean for an old dude's sperm is that it's much more likely his sperm is damaged and will lead to the kids being autistic or, worse, schizophrenic and even his undamaged sperm already has a nice poz load of that shit.