Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
He ain't making it past security to begin with.
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I think that’s the likely outcome, although I doubt we’d find out.

People tend to put the best parts of themselves up on social media. I have no doubt that Lucas is the same. I’m 50/50 over there being a total absence of any IRL experiences that threaten his ego.
 
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If you like cheese and liquor it would only make sense that you would like aged fat men like Lucas. It's basically the same thing!
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Wait if that man’s 37 yr old wife is “fucking hot,” why is 24 Wern’s personal cutoff? Is it because that guy is 64?

starting to think his 18-24 demand (lezbereal, more like 16 to “if I squint I can pretend she’s 16”) is only because it plays into his daddy-daughter rape fetish. As he grows older, that number will gradually increase and still be hypothetically a “daughter” age.

Also just lol at seeing these atrocious acts in the news and your only hot take is “HOW COME I DON’T GET TO FUCK HIS WIFE”
 
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Krathnami said:
I’m calling bullshit. Lucas has zero friends. He never mentions any of them. Never posts about his exploits. Just his lonely sushi meals on your dime.
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Looks like they all choose to fade. Also isn’t he practically the George Clooney of clubs or whatever? How is he back to posting at women on fb? Shouldn’t he have gotten laid by now with his amazing plan to sit in the dark corner of a pub and nurse a whiskey, speaking to no one while creepily watching all the female patrons? I can’t believe that hasn’t worked!

What’s odd is that last sentence seems unconnected to the first two in any way. Or is he threatening the women of Spokane with missing out on his dick if they don’t hurry, because he has so many ladies to choose from at the clubs?
 
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Krathnami said:
I’m calling bullshit. Lucas has zero friends. He never mentions any of them. Never posts about his exploits. Just his lonely sushi meals on your dime.
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Lucas considers all his followers on Facebook/twitter/etc his friends even though pretty much everyone is just there to laugh at him. If they were his friends even in the most minimalist sense he would get some likes on his posts or tagged in a meme every now and then at the VERY LEAST. 11,000 followers on Facebook and its nothing but crickets because everyone is just there for the show. The whole thing makes his stance on already having friends that much more ironic because he truly believes each of those people actually like him and agree with the shit tier memes and quotes he posts constantly. No Lucas, there are just there for the free zoo tickets. And no woman is just going to date you without getting to know you first, those types of romances are reserved for grade school and usually end by recess. That is not even considering that in our age of technology its common for women to look up social media before meeting IRL to make sure they aren't getting into a dangerous situation. His online portfolio so full of virtue signaling and flip flopping he might as well change his profile picture to a red flag.
 
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