Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

AnOminous said:
He's schizophrenic, but he's also really dumb and doesn't understand any of it. All telomeres mean for an old dude's sperm is that it's much more likely his sperm is damaged and will lead to the kids being autistic or, worse, schizophrenic and even his undamaged sperm already has a nice poz load of that shit.
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People who were born to older parents have told him they have various disorders linked to having an older father, and he just dismisses it out of hand because it conflicts with his conviction he's the ideal mate.
Remember too, he used to say he'd go as low as 16, because the age of consent in Washington is 16 without qualification, but that made people call him a pedo, so he upped his lower limit to 18 while still trying miserably to related to teenaged girls.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
People who were born to older parents have told him they have various disorders linked to having an older father, and he just dismisses it out of hand because it conflicts with his conviction he's the ideal mate.
Remember too, he used to say he'd go as low as 16, because the age of consent in Washington is 16 without qualification, but that made people call him a pedo, so he upped his lower limit to 18 while still trying miserably to related to teenaged girls.
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He's stalked middle school girls, showing his "appetite" goes for younger than 16. He doesn't want to get caught and end up in prison so he went for the youngest legal at 16. Yea, due to the Starbucks incident he raised it to 18, but if he felt safe and secure that he could get away with grooming a minor, he would do it.
 
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mothman96 said:
He's stalked middle school girls, showing his "appetite" goes for younger than 16. He doesn't want to get caught and end up in prison so he went for the youngest legal at 16. Yea, due to the Starbucks incident he raised it to 18, but if he felt safe and secure that he could get away with grooming a minor, he would do it.
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Of course he fucking would. It's painfully obvious.
 
Lucas is the gift that keeps on giving. Someone in SOFALAW tracked down Lucas’ attempts at being a recording artist and compiled them for us. Yes, this is actually Lucas singing.
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In The Court Of The Telomere King, by Lucas Werner

9 track album
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Rogowski said:
Lucas is the gift that keeps on giving. Someone in SOFALAW tracked down Lucas’ attempts at being a recording artist and compiled them for us. Yes, this is actually Lucas singing.

telomereking.bandcamp.com

In The Court Of The Telomere King, by Lucas Werner

9 track album
telomereking.bandcamp.com telomereking.bandcamp.com
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Holy shit, this is amazing. Hearing Lucas try to "shine-nye-nye-nye-nye-knees!" on Welcome to the jungle is almost as fabulous as Greer's amazing Heidi Klum (Woo hoo hoo!) song.

Edit: Amazing! Listening to his own, non-cover compositions. At 2 minutes in on "Teenage Bondage" he sings (?) "I am the poster boy for child abuse!"

It's weird, all the songs follow the same pattern, in terms of his singing: silence, followed by a one sentence shout, usually a first-person declarative, like the above child abuse one. Over and over. No chorus, no verse, just.... this.
This is gold! When was it made?

Edit the 2nd: The amount of reverb and echo will make your ears bleed. Lucas pronounces Jung's anima as "enema", and integral as "in-tur-grul". I'm rolling on the floor. Xmas came early.

I thought this must be old, but...I dunno. Is it?


Edit the final, I promise: "Rainbow Weather" is a rap with gun shots and piano trills. Hysterical.

"Change the channel" is like NINs Pinion passed thru an autism filter. Tres edgy, Senor.
 
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Track called "teenage bondage" yuck. Surely he shoulda covered the Gary Pucket classic "Young girl" or Aznavour "thank heaven for little girls"
 
Rogowski said:
Lucas is the gift that keeps on giving. Someone in SOFALAW tracked down Lucas’ attempts at being a recording artist and compiled them for us. Yes, this is actually Lucas singing.
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Good job finding that my friend and wow that is one of the worst things i've ever heard. I imagine his Anima track is a pretty accurate look inside his mindscape though. Also Teenage Bondage? Not a total giveaway at all Lucas

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On another note looks like he’s back on his main Facebook and...... praising Trump and Epstein for seemingly believing in his rhetoric in an article meant to slander them?
 
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FatherPucci said:
Good job finding that my friend and wow that is one of the worst things i've ever heard. I imagine his Anima track is a pretty accurate look inside his mindscape though. Also Teenage Bondage? Not a total giveaway at all Lucas

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On another note looks like he’s back on his main Facebook and...... praising Trump and Epstein for seemingly believing in his rhetoric in an article meant to slander them?
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Of course the fat pedophile likes Epstein. Lucas is jealous of all the underage pussy he had and got away with it for decades.

Lucas has no hope to be in Epstein's position where abusing children is easy. Epstein had money, power, friends in high places, apparently was pleasant to be around, clearly showered and looked after himself. Not to praise him, he was terrible, but Lucas will never be any of these things so children know to run from him at first sight.
 
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What? This makes zero sense. So, Lucas is saying he is attractive to the young women at the clubs and bars of Spokane?
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Da Dude123 said:
What? This makes zero sense. So, Lucas is saying he is attractive to the young women at the clubs and bars of Spokane?
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Yeah a huge farting autist going bald and smelling bad is basically George Clooney.

Can’t help but do a wonder over why he hasn’t bagged a young club hottie yet.

“I’ve cracked the case! On the internet, where I can hide behind a carefully chosen avatar and cautiously choose my words during text conversations, women find me ugly, boring and horrible!

The trick is to go out in PERSON, where I look ten times worse, and sit around sullenly being the only person not having fun at a club and speaking to no one. THAT will make a better impression.”
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Holy shit, this is amazing. Hearing Lucas try to "shine-nye-nye-nye-nye-knees!" on Welcome to the jungle is almost as fabulous as Greer's amazing Heidi Klum (Woo hoo hoo!) song.

Edit: Amazing! Listening to his own, non-cover compositions. At 2 minutes in on "Teenage Bondage" he sings (?) "I am the poster boy for child abuse!"

It's weird, all the songs follow the same pattern, in terms of his singing: silence, followed by a one sentence shout, usually a first-person declarative, like the above child abuse one. Over and over. No chorus, no verse, just.... this.
This is gold! When was it made?

Edit the 2nd: The amount of reverb and echo will make your ears bleed. Lucas pronounces Jung's anima as "enema", and integral as "in-tur-grul". I'm rolling on the floor. Xmas came early.

I thought this must be old, but...I dunno. Is it?


Edit the final, I promise: "Rainbow Weather" is a rap with gun shots and piano trills. Hysterical.

"Change the channel" is like NINs Pinion passed thru an autism filter. Tres edgy, Senor.
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The pattern you pointed out is really interesting strictly because it quite clearly means something to him, but no rational person will ever be able to figure out what. It’s a brief but unsettling insight into what schizophrenia is like.
 
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