Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Oh yea, that's why he's taking time off. The fact that basic Biology did him in , and can't pass remedial Algebra on his own merit have nothing do with him not going to college this coming school year. He even wanted to know what degree didn't require math classes. He loves money to much to give up the left over financial aid, unless he had to. As has been already brought up, suspension is more likely.

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Onomatopoeicpun said:
1. You're complaining that your relationship with platonic friends was platonic?
2. Stop talking about sex like you're lifting Mjolnir you utter gremlin.
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Since I know he reads here:

No Lucas, you aren't worthy. You're a balding fat man with no dress sense and no prospects. Some women would look beyond that if you were kind, generous, funny, charismatic, etc. But you aren't. You pretend to be those things to persue women, and when it doesn't work you go back to being a malice-filled gas giant.

Even if a woman could look beyond that, your violent history, schizo bullshit, MRSA dick and pedophilia make you only worthy to fuck a can of off brand spam.

Seriously, what does he think he brings to a relationship besides burdens?
 
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mothman96 said:
She posted this to his twitter:

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Is this Kayla the one that was calling him "daddy" on his fb, and he was calling her "baby girl"?
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Could be. There seems to be a Kayla in his history but for all we know it’s a copycat. The KF avatar is a bit too on the nose.

ETA: this also is happening after yesterday someone narced out SOFALAW to Lucas for reporting him to the Globe for being a creep. Now this over the top sock puppet is claiming KF did it. Seems to me someone could be trying too hard.
 
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mothman96 said:
She posted this to his twitter:

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Is this Kayla the one that was calling him "daddy" on his fb, and he was calling her "baby girl"?
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Uh, any actual Kiwifarmers that would try to get him ejected from a bar aren't Kiwis we want. That's literally against the rules. This is a zoo, but we are not the zookeepers.

For real, the only reason to intervene with this idiot is if he started to make specific, believable and targeted threats. He's just sitting in clubs creepin'. I seriously can't believe that weens are making me stick up for him. We aren't here to make people change what they do, we're here to laugh at their inevitable failures.
 
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Rogowski said:
ETA: this also is happening after yesterday someone narced out SOFALAW to Lucas for reporting him to the Globe for being a creep. Now this over the top sock puppet is claiming KF did it. Seems to me someone could be trying too hard.
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Did someone narc them out or did he just see the screenshots on this thread?
 
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Agoraphobic Bullshit said:
Uh, any actual Kiwifarmers that would try to get him ejected from a bar aren't Kiwis we want. That's literally against the rules. This is a zoo, but we are not the zookeepers.
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I reckon it’s a shit stirrer who was recently blocked by Lucas on FB so they don’t get to interact with him as they please. They’re looking to thrive off the drama of creating friction between Kiwis, Lucas and SOFALAW. This has that Shao moron written all over it. They may or may not be the original Kayla Kimira, as they clearly have a good understanding of Lucas lore that would take some significant lurking to develop.

The main thing that pisses me off is that they’re clearly using Lucas’s paranoia against him. This can have serious consequences for total bystanders. I care little if Wern kills himself or gets admitted to hospital, but I would be disappointed to say the least if Lucas apes out on a random person on their phone outside his flop house.
 
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Rogowski said:
Could be. There seems to be a Kayla in his history but for all we know it’s a copycat. The KF avatar is a bit too on the nose.

ETA: this also is happening after yesterday someone narced out SOFALAW to Lucas for reporting him to the Globe for being a creep. Now this over the top sock puppet is claiming KF did it. Seems to me someone could be trying too hard.
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Checked-- there is a Kayla Kimura calling him "daddy, and he "baby girl. Here is a convo between them where he "almost died" carry groceries to his fart room and lied about the number of grocery items in the bag.

I'm wondering where he got the idea that KF got this Kayla Kimura banned from fb.
 
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mothman96 said:
Checked-- there is a Kayla Kimura calling him "daddy, and he "baby girl. Here is a convo between them where he "almost died" carry groceries to his fart room and lied about the number of grocery items in the bag.

I'm wondering where he got the idea that KF got this Kayla Kimura banned from fb.
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From what I remember of Lucas’s infamous chat log with that Emilia catfish, it was his imagination.
 
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Rogowski said:
I think it’s clear by now that SOFALAW likes to use this thread as a scapegoat for a lot of their meddling.
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Oh no, we're well aware what KF is all about and what they will and won't do.

And even though we disagree on whether contacting the Globe was a good idea or not, I'm pretty sure we can all agree that whoever is behind Kayla's account can go screw herself.

In fact, I put a moratorium on any new posts consisting entirely of OG Kayla's bullshit. She stopped interacting with Lucas and deleted shortly after.
 
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