💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Some more Lucas Werner Instagram posts.
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Da Dude123 said:
Some more Lucas Werner Instagram posts.
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His Mom is now his standard for sexual progress? "My Mom let me get to first base, so you should do AT LEAST that much!"

It's fascinating how he always manages to find new ways to be disgusting.

This is why you are alone, Lucas.

No one else thinks like this!
 
He figured out about board game e-girls, maybe that’s what all these “waaaah you won’t talk to me unless I have money” posts are about.
Side note I looked through this girl’s account- she’s quite cute and absolutely knows more about board games than Lucas lol
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Rescuetoast said:
He figured out about board game e-girls, maybe that’s what all these “waaaah you won’t talk to me unless I have money” posts are about.
Side note I looked through this girl’s account- she’s quite cute and absolutely knows more about board games than Lucas lol
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Liking Pop Vinyl figures is a bit of a sin though.
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Man vs persistent rat said:
(below rapists, alcoholics, homeless people and scaly fish-men)
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Hey!!
Scaly fish-men have been rated very handsome in Innsmouth.

Where does Lucas go that he hears girls call men who are not their father "daddy"? An incest convention? Ddlg irl meet up? It's not normal practice in public.
 
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TalmudSperg said:
Hey!!
Scaly fish-men have been rated very handsome in Innsmouth.

Where does Lucas go that he hears girls call men who are not their father "daddy"? An incest convention? Ddlg irl meet up? It's not normal practice in public.
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I'd say, hearing the "daddy" is a product of his schizo mind.
 
Gustav Schuchardt said:
Actually I wonder if schizophrenia is like a permanent bad trip on LSD or mushrooms?
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this is probably more true of severe cases; however, there are several different types of schizophrenia and the symptoms vary from individual to individual
this page provides a general summary

e: having read it in more detail, I think your man Lucas's delusions are less likely to be borne from schizophrenia than they are from what doctors call caput intra culus
 
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mothman96 said:
I'd say, hearing the "daddy" is a product of his schizo mind.
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Seriously. He claims he hears women screaming for babies outside his window and men calling him a hero of the human race. He’s mad as a fucking spoon.

haha the women are VIOLENT to him. I suppose that means turning around sharply and snapping at him to “stop following me!” He views any woman who doesn’t demurely turn her eyes down and call him daddy as hostile and violent.
 
AbraCadaver said:
See I have the opposite reaction. As a woman, I know I could overpower Russell because he’s a weedy little fuck. But Lucas is a very big person and more apt to be able to get ahold of a woman or young girl and muscle her into an alley or isolated location. That’s partially why I find Lucas slightly more horrifying.

That and the fact that “woo you with my plights” is not nearly as disturbing as “coochie attached to a juicy womb.”

Also Russell isn’t actively hearing voices, that we know of. He doesn’t hallucinate teenage girls screaming “WE NEED BABIES” outside his flat at night. The idea that someday Lucas might do something horrible to a woman and then justify it with“I heard her saying she wanted a baby in her, I was just doing what she asked” is all kinds of upsetting.
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This, right here. Russ is going after celebs and hookers, people usually surrounded by bodyguards, handlers, pimps, bouncers, etc. People who generally have some layer of protection. Lucas is going after children. I could easily see him trying to take advantage of some vulnerable young teenage girl or woman. Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't done so already.
 
"You're not very bright"-- Lucas the girls in Spokane are bright enough to know, you are the pedo town psycho, bottom of the barrel and bad news. No amount of raging and screeching on your end is going to change that.
 
Mushroom Soup said:
This, right here. Russ is going after celebs and hookers, people usually surrounded by bodyguards, handlers, pimps, bouncers, etc. People who generally have some layer of protection. Lucas is going after children. I could easily see him trying to take advantage of some vulnerable young teenage girl or woman. Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't done so already.
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Yep, that's exactly why I said I find him more horrifying than Russ, which sparked quite the conversation. Lucas doesn't have absurdly high standards and seems the more likely of the two to target vulnerable individuals. He's also messed up in the brain pan in ways that are much more unpredictable and prone to violence.
 
Onomatopoeicpun said:
I pray for the day Lucas has an epiphany and realises it's his own fault women don't jump in his bed.
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I'm not sure he's capable of that level of lucidity. Well, it's even more than just lucidity, really. There's a lot of critical self-examination missing for any lolcow.
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Underestimated Nutria said:
You may find this interesting:


Actually, everyone should read this because if true, the implications are genuinely TERRIFYING.
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Here's the most recent study, from August of this year. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6708222/
It does read as a pretty scary long-term implication about survival of a species. Hilarious how Lucas has fixated on it and thinks a generation's worth of telomere degradation is worth younger girls going after the likes of him for, though. It's almost like he doesn't realize he has so much competition out there, most of them even have jobs :lol:
 
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Gotta love the decent into sex starved madness. He's just an incel in faux-scientist clothing. What's hilariously ironic is that the longer this madness continues, the more red flags he puts out. Eventually the flags will be so obvious that even a Hartley hooliganesque individual will know to avoid him.
 
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