Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Serious question, asking since I'm new to this guy and the thread is huge: has this man had consensual sex in the past?
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With the only girlfriend he's ever had and lived with for about a year and a half. A 49 year old woman by the name of Suzanne, and he was approx. 31-32 at the time. He went psycho, she kicked him out and he ended up in jail for domestic violence. After he got out of jail, she ended up needing a restraining order to keep him away.
 
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mothman96 said:
With the only girlfriend he's ever had and lived with for about a year and a half. A 49 year old woman by the name of Suzanne, and he was approx. 31-32 at the time. He went psycho, she kicked him out and he ended up in jail for domestic violence. After he got out of jail, she ended up needing a restraining order to keep him away.
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It’s also worth specifically mentioning for newcomers to Lucas that their relationship began to implode when Lucas threw a glass at the wall of a restaurant in front of his girlfriend because he got insanely jealous of a couple sitting in his view that he admitted were most likely father and daughter.
 
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been skimming the thread a bit and this is great. A bit horrifying to think I live in such close proximity to him, though.

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I grabbed this earlier. But now it looks like his insta is private—guess he read the thread and his feels were hurt? Or he got so tired of no likes or comments on his posts that he decided to just scream into the void.

ETA: nvm. It’s all the same stuff as his Twitter and FB.
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I think Lucas needs to play more Monopoly.
 
We know his claim to have "fed" the homeless, when the truth is he was leaving candy, soda, popcorn with his creeper notes, as lures to "catch" himself a teen girl. Look at this, even though he's not homeless and can provide food for himself, he's going to homeless shelters to take advantage of the free food. He says "sometimes", but more likely he's feeding from the shelters a lot more than sometimes.

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Being bored with cooking, so let's dine at a homeless shelter? I wonder if he will be treating the Gen Z girls in Spokane to dinners at the soup kitchens and homeless shelters in between the first of the months? Knowing this why aren't all the Gen Z girls blowing up his inbox?

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We know his claim to have "fed" the homeless, when the truth is he was leaving candy, soda, popcorn with his creeper notes, as lures to "catch" himself a teen girl. Look at this, even though he's not homeless and can provide food for himself, he's going to homeless shelters to take advantage of the free food. He says "sometimes", but more likely he's feeding from the shelters a lot more than sometimes.

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Da Dude123 said:
Being bored with cooking, so let's dine at a homeless shelter? I wonder if he will be treating the Gen Z girls in Spokane to dinners at the soup kitchens and homeless shelters in between the first of the months? Knowing this why aren't all the Gen Z girls blowing up his inbox?
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We’re all just so intimidated by him, in more than one way
 
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Not sure where Lucas got his info that all these Gen Z girls are anti capitalist? Even if they are, they're like these asshole Hollywood liberals or Bernie Sanders himself. They love money and like Bernie Sanders doesn't want to give up his multiple houses, nor do these Gen Z girls want to date a hobo who lives in a flophouse and eats in homeless shelters. Also, look at the other pic. That is face of a man who will provide healthy offspring, lol!
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Not sure where Lucas got his info that all these Gen Z girls are anti capitalist? Even if they are, they're like these asshole Hollywood liberals or Bernie Sanders himself. They love money and like Bernie Sanders doesn't want to give up his multiple houses, nor do these Gen Z girls want to date a hobo who lives in a flophouse and eats in homeless shelters. Also, look at the other pic. That is face of a man who will provide healthy offspring, lol!
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hashtag sperm
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Not sure where Lucas got his info that all these Gen Z girls are anti capitalist? Even if they are, they're like these asshole Hollywood liberals or Bernie Sanders himself. They love money and like Bernie Sanders doesn't want to give up his multiple houses, nor do these Gen Z girls want to date a hobo who lives in a flophouse and eats in homeless shelters. Also, look at the other pic. That is face of a man who will provide healthy offspring, lol!
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Having issues with capitalism=wanting to date a poor guy with schizophrenia. This is how Lucas actually thinks.
 
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He would make the charade 45 words, then stand there making the same stupid pedophile grin he does in all of his pictures, and get progressively angrier that the person trying to guess "'A long schizoid screed about telomeres'" couldn't figure it out by watching him standing there, motionless, sweating and farting with a death rictus on his face.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas thinks this site may be taken down. I think he is wrong. Sure, we make fun of the mentally ill, but it's all for Lols. Cloudflare understands that.
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If there’s one thing we definitely don’t do around here, it’s put ourselves up for any kind of scruntity.

cept me, of course. I’m scruntitizing the fuck out of all you shitlords.
 
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