Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BowlOfDick]

I personally think he is WAY to narcissistic to ever actually kill himself.

Agreed.

All we need is for Lucas to convert to Islam. He will no doubt find the notion of 40 virgins highly appealing. Who knows... maybe he’ll join ISIS.

 

[Rescuetoast]

In all seriousness, I suspect it must be like living in a permanent dream state -- those really weird dreams which "make sense" when you're dreaming, but as soon as you wake up you realize how completely insane and nonsensical it was. "Hey, I just realized that the kindergarten kid next door was also my own kindergarten teacher from back in the day, and my house is a space station orbiting the Earth and I have to live here because I need my car to commute to work and the local zoning board only allows driveways and garages to be built in outer space and...." Like that, forever, only you NEVER wake up to reality.

Which is why, when Lucas is not being actively repugnant, I genuinely do feel sorry for him.

A friend of mine who struggles with delusions from bipolar disorder told me that it’s a lot like when you take too much Benadryl or NyQuil and everything feels weird but your brain is so broken you can’t really figure out why- so yeah, like a dream, but you’re also vaguely aware that other people aren’t experiencing this. It just doesn’t really bother you or sometimes makes you feel like you’re special or whatever.
eta this isn’t my experience and just based off what someone told me, your mileage may vary. I’m sure it’s sort of different for everyone

 

[Mushroom Soup]

I wonder how long he'll have to get turned down by gen z before he starts ranting about gen alpha girls?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

All we need is for Lucas to convert to Islam. He will no doubt find the notion of 40 virgins highly appealing. Who knows... maybe he’ll join ISIS.

The fundie man-skirt is also very flattering to the figure.

 

[Da Dude123]

While Lucas does post lots of Islamic content, I am not sure he would ever fully convert to Islam.

Agreed.

All we need is for Lucas to convert to Islam. He will no doubt find the notion of 40 virgins highly appealing. Who knows... maybe he’ll join ISIS.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I am both horrified and entertained by discovering a lolcow legitimately more horrifying than Russhole. And he even has an edge in the looks department, but he sure kills it with that personality. And unlike Russ, who may or may not still be employed (probably as a janitor), this guy is nothing but a drain on society and its resources.

It’s interesting that you think Lucas is more horrifying than Russell. I go back and forth, but for me, Lucas is far less dangerous despite his desire for children. He’s such a coward, he will never go after someone. Russell, however, reminds me of Eliot Rodger. He’s fixated on celebrities and is able to procure money. He already shows proclivity for stalking.

What I’m fascinated by is how similar their narcissism is as well as the different ways the narcissism shows itself. For example, Russell believes he’s a 10 but knows he’s ugly and doesn’t show a lot of selfies. Lucas seems to realize he isn’t attractive but puts out an enormous amount of unflattering photos. Yet both block all dissenting opinion while also raging when they don’t get reactions to posts.

Just my two cents.

 

[AbraCadaver]

It’s interesting that you think Lucas is more horrifying than Russell. I go back and forth, but for me, Lucas is far less dangerous despite his desire for children. He’s such a coward, he will never go after someone. Russell, however, reminds me of Eliot Rodger. He’s fixated on celebrities and is able to procure money. He already shows proclivity for stalking.

What I’m fascinated by is how similar their narcissism is as well as the different ways the narcissism shows itself. For example, Russell believes he’s a 10 but knows he’s ugly and doesn’t show a lot of selfies. Lucas seems to realize he isn’t attractive but puts out an enormous amount of unflattering photos. Yet both block all dissenting opinion while also raging when they don’t get reactions to posts.

Just my two cents.

See I have the opposite reaction. As a woman, I know I could overpower Russell because he’s a weedy little fuck. But Lucas is a very big person and more apt to be able to get ahold of a woman or young girl and muscle her into an alley or isolated location. That’s partially why I find Lucas slightly more horrifying.

That and the fact that “woo you with my plights” is not nearly as disturbing as “coochie attached to a juicy womb.”

Also Russell isn’t actively hearing voices, that we know of. He doesn’t hallucinate teenage girls screaming “WE NEED BABIES” outside his flat at night. The idea that someday Lucas might do something horrible to a woman and then justify it with“I heard her saying she wanted a baby in her, I was just doing what she asked” is all kinds of upsetting.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

See I have the opposite reaction. As a woman, I know I could overpower Russell because he’s a weedy little fuck. But Lucas is a very big person and more apt to be able to get ahold of a woman or young girl and muscle her into an alley or isolated location. That’s partially why I find Lucas slightly more horrifying.

That and the fact that “woo you with my plights” is not nearly as disturbing as “coochie attached to a juicy womb.”

I can see that. Lucas is definitely more disgusting. I’m a pretty petite woman and I still think I could fight either of them off physically, though I’d be more afraid to resist Russell than Lucas. Are you familiar with rapist/predator typologies? It’s my area of study. Russell seems to be a power/control type of guy, whereas I see Lucas as a power/reassurance type—I’m pretty sure laughing at Lucas would send him to tears, but laughing at Russell would probably enrage him.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

What I’m fascinated by is how similar their narcissism is as well as the different ways the narcissism shows itself. For example, Russell believes he’s a 10 but knows he’s ugly and doesn’t show a lot of selfies. Lucas seems to realize he isn’t attractive but puts out an enormous amount of unflattering photos. Yet both block all dissenting opinion while also raging when they don’t get reactions to posts.

Does Russ really think he's 10,I always assumed he just thought he deserved a 10 for his plights.

@WhiskerBiscuit i also think Russ is the raper of the two

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Does Russ really think he's 10,I always assumed he just thought he deserved a 10 for his plights.

Ooh, actually you’re correct.

He thinks he is a 9.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

@WhiskerBiscuit you don't think he knows he's ugly and self hating but since he suffers from all his plights he should be awarded a 10?

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

@WhiskerBiscuit you don't think he knows he's ugly and self hating but since he suffers from all his plights he should be awarded a 10?

According to him, he believes he is a 9...but he also has a photoshopped photo of himself with a smile as his FB photo and usually uses selfies with his face blocked—so I think he does know that he isn’t gorgeous on some level—but narcissism is strong with that one. So he refuses to date women who aren’t 7-10s.

 

[Rescuetoast]

The important thing to remember is that Lucas doesn’t seem to know that this isn’t real. Russell knows he’s not everything he thinks he is. Lucas is quite severely mentally ill, untreated and is actively hallucinating teenage girls who want babies and people from this website standing outside his apartment.

he probably is vaguely aware that it’s not real on some level, but he’s also definitely chosen to actively ignore that.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

The important thing to remember is that Lucas doesn’t seem to know that this isn’t real. Russell knows he’s not everything he thinks he is. Lucas is quite severely mentally ill, untreated and is actively hallucinating teenage girls who want babies and people from this website standing outside his apartment.

he probably is vaguely aware that it’s not real on some level, but he’s also definitely chosen to actively ignore that.

That’s fair, however, schizophrenia isn’t highly linked to violent behavior aside from command style hallucinations. Lucas’s prior violent behavior wasn’t hallucination related. It was DV.

If I recall correctly, narcissistic personality disorder has a higher link to violent behavior than schizophrenia (without command style hallucinations).

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas has narcissistic behavior along with schizophrenia. He also has autism.

That’s fair, however, schizophrenia isn’t highly linked to violent behavior aside from command style hallucinations. Lucas’s prior violent behavior wasn’t hallucination related. It was DV.

If I recall correctly, narcissistic personality disorder has a higher link to violent behavior than schizophrenia (without command style hallucinations).

 

[mothman96]

That’s fair, however, schizophrenia isn’t highly linked to violent behavior aside from command style hallucinations. Lucas’s prior violent behavior wasn’t hallucination related. It was DV.

If I recall correctly, narcissistic personality disorder has a higher link to violent behavior than schizophrenia (without command style hallucinations).

There is a high enough link between schizophrenia and violent behavior. Now add to that, he's also a narcissist.

Robust evidence has accumulated showing that individuals who develop schizophrenia are at elevated risk when compared to the general population to engage in violence towards others. This violence impacts negatively on victims as well as perpetrators and poses a significant financial burden to society. It is posited that among violent offenders with schizophrenia there are three distinct types defined by the age of onset of antisocial and violent behaviour. The early starters display a pattern of antisocial behaviour that emerges in childhood or early adolescence, well before illness onset, and that remains stable across the lifespan. The largest group of violent offenders with schizophrenia show no antisocial behaviour prior to the onset of the illness and then repeatedly engage in aggressive behaviour towards others. A small group of individuals who display a chronic course of schizophrenia show no aggressive behaviour for one or two decades after illness onset and then engage in serious violence, often killing, those who care for them. We hypothesize that both the developmental processes and the proximal factors, such as symptoms of psychosis and drug misuse, associated with violent behaviour differ for the three types of offenders with schizophrenia, as do their needs for treatment.

Violent behaviour among people with schizophrenia: a framework for investigations of causes, and effective treatment, and prevention

He was displaying violent behavior way before the DV charge. This is in a Lucas "refection":

In Montesano I worked for my step dad here and there. I washed dishes at the Beehive Family Diner in Monte. What little cash I had extra I would buy booze just to feel uninhibited and have a laugh. I got into LSD from some poor choices of friends. I tripped. I would have fun if I could get away with it. My fake assed friends left me by the wayside because that's what fake assed friends do. I had a break with reality. Started hallucinating even without the acid. My parents insisted I see a shrink if they were going to continue to allow me to live at home with my erratic, emotional and sometimes violent behavior. So I did. We moved to Olympia. I had a few more nervous break downs. Most of 2000-2004 is a blur. Even when I had my own place to live in assisted living by 2003 or 2002, (I'm not exactly sure, to tell you the truth) I was alone. Felt stranded. Smoked weed or drank when I could afford a little. Had trouble concentrating and managing my money responsibly. I spent most days wishing I was dead and this hell was over. I would have night terrors from the drug cocktail of anti-psychotics and anti-depressants I was on.

 

[Rogowski]

Stumbled across this from a few months back while searching Lucas’ name on Facebook:

A Spokane local roasting the clout chasers for getting involved with Lucas to begin with:

Some random talks about how he bullies lucas irl:

Tyler tried to defend being his friend and gets shit on:

After getting dog piled, Tyler Lamphere quickly flip flops and joins the herd mentality:

Lacie Belcher of Spokane, Washington claims she’s never even heard of Lucas:

(feat Shao Mane, the retard who got robbed in Europe)

Nice a-log Shao, as shitty as Lucas is there’s no need to make up shit about him. Unless I’m missing something?
ETA: Two other random ass encounters with strangers.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Some Facebook ramblings

I think a good general response to any of that drivel is: "Doesn't matter, still no sex for you". He can scream into the void all day long but it doesn't change the fact that his dick remains dry and has been for years on end.

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Lucas... where does your money come from exactly? That’s right, exploiting honest people who actually work.

Honestly, I know we joke around guys, but this fat man really, honestly needs to kill himself lickety-split if you ask me.

I'll be okay with him getting a tard wrangler that would do all his tard bucks spending for him so it just goes to just the essentials. That's enough of a punishment for someone who's an ingrate, has no plan to improve himself enough to start contributing and not just taking, and waves tard bucks around in an effort to impress girls.

I wonder how long he'll have to get turned down by gen z before he starts ranting about gen alpha girls?

As soon as Alpha(?) girls turn 18. He'd whine about them sooner, but he's trying to avoid being labeled a pedophile, even though he is.

Ooh, actually you’re correct.

He thinks he is a 9.

If I recall correctly, Russ thinks he's *at least* a 9, so somewhere in his grubby little mind, he still thinks he can reach 10 status. Maybe he deducts just 1 point for his perpetually gaping mouth.

Edit: Had to rewrite the last sentence since there's apparently a word filter for r.at mouth and turns it into sexy. LOL.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I don't know about you guys, but I don't like messy plates. They don't look appetizing to me and the fact that that burger's bun is falling off doesn't help matters.

Have you tried that new chain called Assburger? I went there and it was excellent. The burger component surface normal vectors were aligned to a single axis and the chips perfectly tesselated the space around the burger.

The owner did all the cooking and brought the food to the table himself. He said the last person he hired, a waitress, had to be let go for refusing to have surgery to correct her asymmetric face.

In all seriousness, I suspect it must be like living in a permanent dream state -- those really weird dreams which "make sense" when you're dreaming, but as soon as you wake up you realize how completely insane and nonsensical it was. "Hey, I just realized that the kindergarten kid next door was also my own kindergarten teacher from back in the day, and my house is a space station orbiting the Earth and I have to live here because I need my car to commute to work and the local zoning board only allows driveways and garages to be built in outer space and...." Like that, forever, only you NEVER wake up to reality.

I went to a talk on neural networks where they mentioned that rather than training the network against the world you could actually train it against its model of the world. Which to me sounds very like what is happening in a dream.

But yeah, schizophrenics like the Wern are probably in a horrific, waking dream state. Actually I wonder if schizophrenia is like a permanent bad trip on LSD or mushrooms?

 

[QPoC Shakur]

To pile that on top of everything else Lucas is responsible for creates a new breed of super-undesirable, somebody who if life had a school-style yearbook, Lucas would receive some kind of award for "absolute bottom of the garbage heap (below rapists, alcoholics, homeless people and scaly fish-men)" in his likelihood for people to want to touch genitals with him.

This always comes to mind when he "flaunts" pictures of his meals at restaurants: if you did a study where you asked ordinary Americans to name the most pathetic living situation for a man in his late thirties, probably most of them would say something like "his parent's basement". It wouldn't even occur to them to say "a government-funded halfway house" because that's so far down the social ladder that people don't even like to think about it. Most people will never interact with someone like Lucas unless they work in mental health, law enforcement or social work. If he achieves any sort of fame at all, it will be in social sciences textbooks as a case study, with future generations of college students having the "nature vs. nurture" argument and declaring things like "Lucas Werners are made, not born!"