Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

AnOminous said:
Of the crazy shit he says this is maybe one of the less crazy things. Even shit like Christian Brothers is at least drinkable. A bad whiskey can be so catastrophically bad it can't be covered up with anything.
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You're damn right about that brother. Drinking bad whiskey has led me to some of the worst experiences ever.
 
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AnOminous said:
Of the crazy shit he says this is maybe one of the less crazy things. Even shit like Christian Brothers is at least drinkable. A bad whiskey can be so catastrophically bad it can't be covered up with anything.
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I guess the problem is working out his definition of "medium shelf" - Bulleit, Buffalo Trace I'd class as cheap (just not bare minimal) and fine, The $30-40 range can produce some decent Scotches and good bourbons (I checked online and found an Arran 10, Kentucky Vintage, and a GlenDronach 12 for under $40 - not quite as good as it used to be, but still very nice), especially if willing to save and buy in bulk during sales, although this is not possible for Lucas's poor impulse control. He can scarcely stop himself from screaming "WANT WOMAN" everywhere when he goes outside.

Given what he uses alcohol for, I'd suggest vodka or gin as being more suited to his function.
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
I guess the problem is working out his definition of "medium shelf" - Bulleit, Buffalo Trace I'd class as cheap (just not bare minimal) and fine, The $30-40 range can produce some decent Scotches and good bourbons (I checked online and found a GlenDronach 12 on sale for 40 - not quite as good as it used to be, but still very nice), especially if willing to save and buy in bulk during sales, although this is not possible for Lucas's poor impulse control. He can scarcely stop himself from screaming "WANT WOMAN" everywhere when he goes outside.

Given what he uses alcohol for, I'd suggest vodka or gin as being more suited to his function.
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Look at the dude. I'm pretty sure when he says bottom shelf he means literal bottom shelf.
 
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The thought that he probably considers Jamesons middle-shelf because he'd rather buy board games that he destroys and doesn't play, or stuff on McDonalds than pay $10 extra for something nice, I'm going to stop trying to analyse his alcohol preferences now :( He even has access to unpretentious cheap bottled-in-bond stuff without ridiculous import tax but it's not as though he's ever tried it. Due to his free housing and no tax, he has more disposable income than your average working poor, maybe even more than a struggling lower-middle income person since he has no obligation to keep savings, no children (thank god) and has nothing else to spend his income on than pleasures of the flesh. Lucas: please consider vodka, at least it's honest. You can mix your children's sodas with it too. Everclear or overproof rum is fantastic too, really calms the brain.

Lucas being totes not bothered by the spergs dislike rating his videos; claims people require "credentials" to accurately like or dislike videos. Apparently people who dislike rate his videos are "really just fucking yourselves over", as usual for reasons left unexplained. GOT 'EM!:


Edit: need he add that he's SUPER NOT BOTHERED about the dislikes! This is a very condensed example of him thinking he has a point but it being absolute nonsense to a mentally straight person. A recommended 16 seconds of viewing.

 
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Greta is no longer best waifu, because she doesn't spend enough time around filthy degenerates with disgusting tongues who sleep in their own refuse.

If she did, this would "help her image" says Lucas Headcheese Werner, who is not at all bitter about any of this, just like how he's not a bit bothered that you keep thumbing down his videos, haters.
 
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I think Lucas knows it will make him look bad. Just like how, at least as far as I know, he has not mentioned anything about his latest Weebly website being taken down. I was waiting for him to start mooing over what bigots the people at Weebly are, but he has never said anything about it. He before was constantly talking about his website, now it is as if it never even existed. Same thing with his PayPal.

I probably shouldn't give him this idea, but I would laugh if he created a GoFundMe page. "Help Lucas become a billionaire and donate to the hobos of Spokane Washington.". We could go there and see a big zero to the amount that had been donated!

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Lucas’ PayPal was reported to death by people from SOFALAW. So far he hasn’t mentioned it at all.
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I think Lucas knows it will make him look bad. Just like how, at least as far as I know, he has not mentioned anything about his latest Weebly website being taken down. I was waiting for him to start mooing over what bigots the people at Weebly are, but he has never said anything about it. He before was constantly talking about his website, now it is as if it never even existed. Same thing with his PayPal.
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Lucas has spent so long in fluctuating levels of psychosis that he has exceptional defense mechanisms. He's highly accustomed to failing in his various schemes and I think he's ticked all of the boxes:

Denial - He regularly does this by default. How Lucas regularly responds to comments about his appearance, bodyweight and filthy living conditions is an example. "I am handsome!" "My room is tidy!". We all know these statements to be false, and secretly he does too. Let's not forget his outright denial of his conversations with 'cut off finger girl' Emilia.

Repression - This refers to the Weebly and Paypal deletion. The colossal threat to his ego and the frustration of all that wasted time is too much for him to mentally register. He therefore won't even mention it as the very thought is too painful. He doesn't even break his stride with his videos.

Projection - Luke regularly hates on people with his own character flaws and perversions. As has been established, he's an obvious homophobe and yet accuses total strangers of disliking gay people. Likewise, he is the biggest misogynist out there.. reducing women to mere breeding machines. But yet he's always the one calling others 'My-sojunists'.

Displacement - Lucas is a coward who would never challenge 'flat billed' millennial men face-to-face. His keenness to challenge people over the internet through his ivory tower of blocks and comment disabling allows a threat-free means to direct his emotions. We also know that his sexuality is laced with malice and aggression. He wouldn't be able to exert this aggression onto a mature woman, and therefore he subconsciously targets children who won't know any better and are too physically weak to defend themselves against him.

Regression - This is a 40 year old man who lives, talks and acts like a disgusting teenager. At his worst, Lucas regresses to an almost primal state where all he talks about is food and sex. He makes grunting noises and has animalistic body language.

Rationalization - One word... Telomeres. His use of pseudoscience to justify the shame of his penchant for children is a standard Lucas behavior.

Sublimation - A specific example is his domestic violence charge where Lucas lashed out violently against an inanimate object as opposed to another person. Generally however, he's found cause to distract himself with pointless hobbies like board game collection.

Reaction formation - This strategy is where a person acts the opposite of how they feel. This is common in cases of mania, of which we know Lucas is undergoing an episode right now. His creepy laughter displays this mechanism.

Compartmentalization - Lucas struggles to apply this in a social context, as he lacks any meaningful 'life' to compartmentalize. He exists in a state of stagnation with no realistic plans and no good prospects for the future. However, the way he mentally separates people - the zoomers, the flat bills, the grey beards and the excuses he makes for his living state (as a kind of political/religious/scientific viewpoint) may be an example of him trying to separate himself from his extremely, unfulfilling, depressing life.

Intellectualization - Luke will always revert to a reductionist argument where he uses principles of mathematics or economics, usually wrongly I might add. This prevents him from having to emotionally invest in an argument or to face the reality of his situation.
 
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perfect example of Lucas completely failing to understand love due to his narcissism. For healthy people, romantic love is built on trust. There are no guarantees or transactions. Needing proof is tantamount to buying affection. What Lucas wants is adoration, which is exactly the showing of evidence of affinity. But adoration isn’t love. And it isn’t healthy. Real love allows two people to accept each other while challenging each other. It isn’t proving complete acceptance and forbidding any criticism.

Lucas doesn’t know this though. He has never really been loved by anyone in a healthy way—primarily due to his own unlovable traits. It’s sad.
 
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Does he have any means to receive money from trying to sell things now? Even homeless people have bank accounts because their tugboat has to go somewhere, or is the US done differently? Direct bank transfers are beyond most people's patience, this is a little sad, as we might see less drunk Lucas, or crowing visits to fast food restaurants.
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Anymore many states issue Visa debit cards to those unbanked. If Lucas has one of those, it would think it pretty hard to add to it.
 
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Also, the dirty-ass wall behind him isn't helping matters either. He claimed it was like that when he moved in. Ok, so fuckin' clean it then you lazy bastard! If it's permanently stained, put a tapestry or a blanket or something over it. But no, Lucas won't do this. He just leans his head up against whatever grossness is festering there.
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Indisputable proof that he’s lying about the filthy wall in his hovel. Looked pretty clean the day he moved in!! 🤮

 
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This is the old flophouse. This place is surprisingly nicer than where he is now. He over stayed his welcome at that place and the system put him in a new place. The new place does not have it's own bathroom. Lucas has to carry his own toilet paper to the bathroom down the hall.

I like how Lucas mentions in this video that he has toilet paper. Lol! Also, one plastic plate! That should get him a girlfriend!

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Indisputable proof that he’s lying about the filthy wall in his hovel. Looked pretty clean the day he moved in!! 🤮

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This is the old flophouse. This place is surprisingly nicer than where he is now. He over stayed his welcome at that place and the system put him in a new place. The new place does not have it's own bathroom. Lucas has to carry his own toilet paper to the bathroom down the hall.

I like how Lucas mentions in this video that he has toilet paper. Lol! Also, one plastic plate! That should get him a girlfriend!
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Yup, that video is at the Phoenix House, a temporary residence (6 mo.) for the mentally ill. Lucas made a couple of comments while he still lived there that he'd be moving to a better place. Ha, we know where he ended up.
 
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Lucas has retconned his move from Olympia to Spokane.

Instead of being catfished multiple times like the desperate incel he is, leaving him with his "cheeks quivering", he has laid the groundwork in multiple recent videos (and he restated it here) to suggest that he came to Spokane as a social experiment, he wanted to see what this "disastrous sugar-coated bullshit town was like, and it is entertaining...but the vapidity of it is obvious..."

Do not be fooled: As proven with weebly, PayPal, and now this, Lucas restructures parts of his past that make him look stupid or gullible; he just brushes them under the rug, creates a new reality, and repeats it ad infinitum until he convinces himself that it's true.

You'll never see Lucas admit a genuine fault, because he is the narcissist he rails about in his constant angry projection: He'll complain that he has skinny arms, but they're great for fisting you up to the elbow! He's "chubby" (read: obese) but if that's a deal breaker for you, you're a bigot and hater! He never admits to any faults that he sees as damaging enough to make people dislike him; all his faults (as he describes them, to show how much better he is than trolls) are mere quirks which are actually positive.

Lucas is fundamentally so lazy that he won't make even small changes which would help him achieve this goal he seems to want so badly.
 
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