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So any of his videos then.
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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So any of his videos then.
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Happy Birthday from Europe, Lucas.
40 years and nothing to show for it..
40 years and nothing to show for it..
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I guess I was somewhat wondering how he could ruin his channel worse than removing the comments. Well, putting it behind a paywall will definitely do it, especially one as ridiculous as 25$ just to hear him repeat the same things over and over again. I would also like to go on record to say that I'm not the person who pledged to him already.
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I literally laughed out loud when he said "for $15k a month..."
Maybe Luke is a comedian. Too bad hes already proven himself to be delusional enough that there's a >50% chance he's not taking the piss.
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The more things change, the more Lucas stays the same. He will post videos publicly again soon unless some weens pay him.
Lucas has 2 patrons at $5. mo. He's up to 7 videos. So he's sitting there with 7 videos with a "viewing audience" of 1--Lucas.
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$3/month. U guys r just jealous i have access to these groundbreaking writings. printed, bound, comfy chair, fireplace.Lucas has 2 patrons at $5. mo. He's up to 7 videos. So he's sitting there with 7 videos with a "viewing audience" of 1--Lucas.
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It must be awfully lonely behind that paywall. Lucas is on a desperate tweet spree, spastically declaring himself a feminist and talking about his magic jizz. A sample:
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“If you don't acknowledge older male sperm #telomeres in the middle aged window, you're a #bigot and an #agephobe. #olderdads”
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“I feel like all legislative bodies ought to be divided equally between men, women, with respect to #trans rights as well. #Feminism is #humanism.”
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Maybe he thought that if he is at least 10x more disgusting and useless than DSP, he could charge 10x his rates.
(I'm actually not sure if the Wern is 10x as useless as DSP, but that's another story for another time.)
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That idiot isn't even middle aged. Middle age starts from 45.
Also nobody hates middle-aged new fathers (although I personally think it's not a good idea) we all just hate you personally Lucas. That makes us Lucasphobes, I guess.
Also nobody hates middle-aged new fathers (although I personally think it's not a good idea) we all just hate you personally Lucas. That makes us Lucasphobes, I guess.
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Lucas reached the chronological midpoint of his probable lifespan at around 25.
I personally think it'll be a miracle if he hits 50.
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So he's almost geriatric by now.
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Happy birthday, Pukas!
Happy I N C E L birthday Lucas. You've hit 40. In schizo years that makes you 55. Yup Lucas, you have the sperm of a 55 yr old. 55 yr old schizo defective sperm.
Remember Lucas, a girlfriend is not in the cards for you. Again, happy Incel birthday.
Remember Lucas, a girlfriend is not in the cards for you. Again, happy Incel birthday.
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How can he square "sex-begging-lovequest" with "tee-hee-lolsorandom-ugliest-pics-i-can-take"?Happy birthday, Pukas!
Or is this something that the background noise told him to do?
"Lucas, I want you to make a face like a man born without a lower jaw is reacting to the funniest joke ever while pinching a loaf."
"Perfect."
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How does he square “women won’t touch me because they’re bigots and I demand a girlfriend” with “women constantly want me and blush around me and girls swarm me for dates at the mall?”
he’s right mental, that’s how
Who was it that was creeping on a group of middle school girls doing a car wash. Yea that's you Lucas. And who goes to the mall to creep on 11 yr olds, Oh yea, that's you too. And who was it that was creeping on a 15 yr old and wanted nudes from an out of state 16 yr old -- no doubt that was you Lucas.
ETA: Oh and this one. Who was it that posted CP to his facebook-- you Lucas. Yes, you. You are a pedophile.
I am so glad you will never have children. You will never have a daughter for your "telomerase, sagging skin and old bones". No daughter for your "daddy/daughter" kink.
ETA2: One more thing: Happy "55th" birthday, insane pedo creep.
ETA: Oh and this one. Who was it that posted CP to his facebook-- you Lucas. Yes, you. You are a pedophile.
I am so glad you will never have children. You will never have a daughter for your "telomerase, sagging skin and old bones". No daughter for your "daddy/daughter" kink.
ETA2: One more thing: Happy "55th" birthday, insane pedo creep.
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Just think, if you were donating to Lucas's Patreon, you could be reading outstanding well written scientific articles like the ones shown here...
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Lucas is spending his day making multiple response videos to Dream Chaser.
I haven't watched any of them yet but she's clearly getting under his skin.
Lucas has even re-enabled comments to keep up the exchange.