Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Spokane is a meth-infested shithole mid-largeish city with all the worst you can get from a backwater and a city.
Seems to be, the problem Lucas has with Spokane is no teen/young woman in the city wants to fuck him. It's not the meth addicts and everything else he says, it's no girl wants him.
 
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Yup, he's still mad. He's blaming SOFALAW for a supposed game that's in development.
ETA: The insane pedo creep is now using the black hearted that I called him.

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I would love to take credit for a video game featuring Lucas as a shitty NPC, but alas, SOFALAW is not responsible.

Also, I would love for SOFALAW to be what "started it all," but the group started as a joke between like three of us who met while ganging up on Lucas and remained at about 2 members until the Starbucks incident. So, as always, Lucas is completely responsible for the terrible things that plague his life.
 
After saying all his videos were going to be on his patreon, he came back and posted 2 more.

Calling women bitches is Lucas standing up for himself and fuck them. KF and SOFALAW choose to run bigot mouths and hate him. He's tried to reason with us but we're assholes. We are the problem.
Yea, posting gay porn, threatening to decapitate, disembowel any kiwi that crosses his path is his way of "reasoning". He's pissed as hell he can't block us like he does people on his social media. Especially now that we have the response from Dr. Eisenberg. The news is out and there is nothing Lucas can do about it. Continuing to use Dr. Eisenberg as he has will only serve to reflect how much of an insane predator creep Lucas is.


His "anti-fans" are nazis on meth. The only good nazis are dead nazis.

Yea Lucas, you wish everyone who doesn't feed your insanity, the young women who won't fuck you -- dead. Nothing new there Lucas.
You've doomed yourself Lucas. You are %100 responsible, no one else. You'll live what's left of your life in Incel doom. Remember Lucas, you're aging 15 years faster too. This time next year, you'll be comparable to a 56 yr. old.

 
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After saying all his videos were going to be on his patreon, he came back and posted 2 more.

Calling women bitches is Lucas standing up for himself and fuck them. KF and SOFALAW choose to run bigot mouths and hate him. He's tried to reason with us but we're assholes. We are the problem.
Yea, posting gay porn, threatening to decapitate, disembowel any kiwi that crosses his path is his way of "reasoning". He's pissed as hell he can't block us like he does people on his social media. Especially now that we have the response from Dr. Eisenberg. The news is out and there is nothing Lucas can do about it. Continuing to use Dr. Eisenberg as he has will only serve to reflect how much of an insane predator creep Lucas is.


His "anti-fans" are nazis on meth. The only good nazis are dead nazis.

Yea Lucas, you wish everyone who doesn't feed your insanity, the young women who won't fuck you -- dead. Nothing new there Lucas.
You've doomed yourself Lucas. You'll live what's left of your life in Incel doom. Remember Lucas, you're aging 15 years faster too. This time next year, you'll be comparable to a 56 yr. old.

On no fewer than two occasions, I have approached Lucas on Facebook, identified myself as the creator of SOFALAW, and offered to give him a chance to say whatever he wants and "reason" with me.

On every occasion he has immediately blocked me instead.

I think the screenshots of those conversations will make it into my next video.
 
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Has anyone pointed out that Lucas is subscribed to fellow lolcow Jack Scalfani?
Could be lolcow solidarity, could be they have similar tastes.
I wouldn't be surprised to find "microwaved cheese covered raw cucumber slices" in a Cooking with Jack video, after all.
 
I'm still dying that he made a dramatic "LeAvInG 4 EvEr" post on his Wern channel only to immediately begin posting reams of the usual shit on his alt, then throws the same fit on the alt channel a few days later but can't resist immediately adding a new video right after.

He has nobody to talk to except for his a-logs and haydurs (:_(
 
He always wants people to know how "kind" he is, when really it's only him trying to act whatever way might get him what he wants. Obviously that cant be maintained as he is neither kind nor progressive (insert his constant ideas that women are property and owed to him because he exists). So as soon as he realized his "master plans of manipulation" arent working he regresses to an increasingly aggressive and frantic mindset until he explodes and has to be committed. Clearly the diseased mind cant grasp that it is not healthy. Instead he'll continue to angrily threaten paywalling the only thing in his life worth living for, his perception that people watch his videos because they like him. Obviously (as he has 1 person who is probably one of his own accounts) no one is going to pay to hear his psychotic ramblings, and as he cant live without what he perceives as human connection (his videos) he will continue making them because no one interacts with him otherwise. Lucas, You ARE misogynistic because you view women as property to be gained, property that should have no voice, no desire but you and YOUR desires. You do not DESERVE anyone. You either EARN someone's love and respect or you do not get it.

And p.s., none of this is agephobia. No one cares that you're 40 except you. People react to you the way they do because you are in fact creepy and aggressive and entitled and lazy, all while sitting on some high pile of human waste screaming about how much of a victim you are of society. Get help.
 
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He always wants people to know how "kind" he is, when really it's only him trying to act whatever way might get him what he wants. Obviously that cant be maintained as he is neither kind nor progressive (insert his constant ideas that women are property and owed to him because he exists). So as soon as he realized his "master plans of manipulation" arent working he regresses to an increasingly aggressive and frantic mindset until he explodes and has to be committed. Clearly the diseased mind cant grasp that it is not healthy. Instead he'll continue to angrily threaten paywalling the only thing in his life worth living for, his perception that people watch his videos because they like him. Obviously (as he has 1 person who is probably one of his own accounts) no one is going to pay to hear his psychotic ramblings, and as he cant live without what he perceives as human connection (his videos) he will continue making them because no one interacts with him otherwise. Lucas, You ARE misogynistic because you view women as property to be gained, property that should have no voice, no desire but you and YOUR desires. You do not DESERVE anyone. You either EARN someone's love and respect or you do not get it.

And p.s., none of this is agephobia. No one cares that you're 40 except you. People react to you the way they do because you are in fact creepy and aggressive and entitled and lazy, all while sitting on some high pile of human waste screaming about how much of a victim you are of society. Get help.
He strikes me as one of those morally bankrupt people who think kindness IS the act of doing something good for attention or praise. Those people who think everyone else who does a kind act is doing it to be praised for it or to beneift in some way. They can’t conceive of doing a stranger a favour or volunteering one’s time just because it’s the right thing to do. They think everyone else does nice things purely for their own gain, and doing good without expecting anything in return, even praise, is a fairy tale that everyone repeats but no one believes.
 
The negative comments definitely seem to be getting to him, but also he seems to be focusing more on his channel that actually ALLOWS comments.

Almost makes me think the bastard wants to be in misery.
 
The negative comments definitely seem to be getting to him, but also he seems to be focusing more on his channel that actually ALLOWS comments.

Almost makes me think the bastard wants to be in misery.


I figured he just did this because he announced on the 1st YouTube account he was only posting on Patreon now and didn't want to look retarded when he was desperate for someone to hear about his sperm. Which is why he's now on FB after saying goodbye on the 2nd account. News flash: You are retarded, Lucas.
 
I gotta say, I’ve lived a lot of places, but I’ve never lived anywhere that took better care of homeless/mentally ill people than Washington State- don’t get me wrong, it’s still woefully inadequate, but he’d probably never even find a place to live that’s not an overnight shelter almost anywhere else. So, you know, good luck with that Lucas.
 
Yup, he's still mad. He's blaming SOFALAW for a supposed game that's in development.
ETA: The insane pedo creep is now using the black hearted that I called him.

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What a retard. Lucas you stupid pig ape hobo they don't give court appointed attorneys for non criminal matters lol. You won't do shit in court just like your fake Starbucks attorney.
 

Another rant video where Lucas says the haters are projecting :story:

Everyone is also at least or a combination of a: White rapper, bitch, misogynist, republican etc.

if you date him you can’t talk about any male relatives or friends either.

edit:if you hate watch him, then he would punch you in the mouth. Even us ladies Lucas?
 
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This is a few days old, but the Lolcow was back to virtue signaling on Twitter. I love how he claims to be so pro choice. Not that it will ever happen, but Lucas would be going Reeee, if a woman wanted to abort his telomeres baby.
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The negative comments definitely seem to be getting to him, but also he seems to be focusing more on his channel that actually ALLOWS comments.

Almost makes me think the bastard wants to be in misery.
He can't take the heat on his "Lucas Werner" channel so he's already blocking people on there.

And the insane pedo is back with another two videos:

Doesn't anyone get it? He's so, so, so much the feminist with all the pro-feminist stuff he posts on his social media.
Yup that's right, Lucas is so feminist he'll call women dogs, bitches, trailer trash, nazis etc. etc. because they don't fuck him/feed his insanity. Skipped through it, at the end of the video, KF is alt-right and on meth.



ETA: deleted 2nd video. It's posted here already.
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He put up another one: That's 5 since he went patreon only. Just by the title, The flaming insane hypocrite is likely going the way of --why is no one "loving his dick" since the bible say to love.

 
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He has nobody to talk to except for his a-logs and haydurs (:_(

*atards

He strikes me as one of those morally bankrupt people who think kindness IS the act of doing something good for attention or praise. Those people who think everyone else who does a kind act is doing it to be praised for it or to beneift in some way. They can’t conceive of doing a stranger a favour or volunteering one’s time just because it’s the right thing to do. They think everyone else does nice things purely for their own gain, and doing good without expecting anything in return, even praise, is a fairy tale that everyone repeats but no one believes.
A real Russ Greer, you might say.
 
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