Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

On that note I noticed this little gem in that crackpot autobiography:


' The truth is, I'll always be jealous of Seth because he's becoming a teacher and is living my dream. I had always wanted to be a teacher since I was very young. Whenever I mention wanting to go to college to my mom, she'll always say, "Well, Lucas, with your illness..." I usually become flabbergasted and start stuttering and then stop for a moment to let her finish. She does, "I just don't think it's a good idea". Whenever I tell her I want to go back to school over the phone, and she says "Not a good idea." I say, "Okay." and end it there '

I can't be the only one to find that statement disturbing. I mean lucas's dream was to become a teacher? Gee I wonder why that is. I'm sure it totally has nothing to do with the chance to get near 16 year old girls. I'm sure that he wasn't thinking like a predator there at all, right.

Jesus fucking christ lucas is such a walking stereotype of a predatory pedo that you could put his name in the dictionary next to the word pedo. Gee, I can't imagine why his mother said it wasn't a good idea. She knows damn well what he is and knew even back then

Good point. Lucas' professed dream of being a teacher is kind of interesting.

When Lucas was 18, working at McDonalds and feeling very dissatisfied with his life, did he dream or being a teacher? Doesn't seem to malignant to me if he did. Did he dream of being a teacher for access to teens? Did he have some inappropriate interest in teen girls then? He was young, and his interest in younger women was age appropriate. Doubt he was planning to be a 40 year old creeper, pursuing students.

It gets to the point of when Lucas became maniacally fixated on impregnating teenagers.

So perhaps his dream of teaching didn't begin as something ghastly. Has he abandoned it?

Was he always like this? It surely gets weirder and grosser the older he gets. Imagine him at 55 if he continues on his current trajectory.

 

[mothman96]

What it comes down to, he hates everyone. The young women that won't fuck him, guys with girlfriends etc. He is trying to "disassociate" himself from his online/social media persona. Anyone with a functioning brain knows the "online" persona is the real Lucas. What we see in his videos is coming from his true inner self. Whatever "good" he tries to portray is a facade. He may smile and be "courteous" to servers, cashiers, etc. while inside he's boiling with hatred and anger. Of course as always , he puts the blame on other people for being the POS that he is.

 

[WonderWino]

Good point. Lucas' professed dream of being a teacher is kind of interesting.

When Lucas was 18, working at McDonalds and feeling very dissatisfied with his life, did he dream or being a teacher? Doesn't seem to malignant to me if he did. Did he dream of being a teacher for access to teens? Did he have some inappropriate interest in teen girls then? He was young, and his interest in younger women was age appropriate. Doubt he was planning to be a 40 year old creeper, pursuing students.

It gets to the point of when Lucas became maniacally fixated on impregnating teenagers.

So perhaps his dream of teaching didn't begin as something ghastly. Has he abandoned it?

Was he always like this? It surely gets weirder and grosser the older he gets. Imagine him at 55 if he continues on his current trajectory.

I see your point, though i'm inclined to believe that even when it was 'age appropriate' for him to be involved with younger women that his mentality and goals were essentially the same and the teaching nothing more than a means to an end to get what he wanted. He's only more blatant about it now because he 'discovered' the whole telomere nonsense. However I suspect he just latched onto that as a means of rationalizing why hes totally not a creepy pedo and why its not only perfectly natural to creep on 16 year olds but nature demands it of him. Hence the reason he obsesses over it and refuses to listen to anything that contradicts it. It is, as they say, a symptom of the problem rather than the problem itself. In other words, he's always been a creeper he just used to go about it a different way

On that note, considering that becoming a teacher for the purposes of being a creeper, while repugnant and disgusting, is at least a more objectively rational way of being a predator its clear that when you take into account his current insane manner of trying to achieve the same thing, you can see just how much his rational thought process and mental state in general has degraded.

 

[Particle Bored]

Imagine him at 55 if he continues on his current trajectory.

Thats pretty easy...

"Dont try to argue with me, it's been proven with SCIENCE that 18-year-olds should only have sex with men aged 35 40 45 50 55 and older! Fucking ageist bigots!"

Alternately: "....." (dead-by-MRSA-&-beetus men tell no telome-tales)

 

[Da Dude123]

That's a great song that Lucas just demolished...

Lucas sing-talking Henry Rollins lyrics while recording the contents of a board game box:

The Wern's Cover of Disconnect By Rollins Band

Are you in Spokane, Washington? Want to be my wing man? Instagram. Are you in Spokane, Washington? I haven't had sex or a girlfriend in 8 years. Are you betw...

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Lucas is doing himself no favors here, absolutely terrifying:

You Here To Play Games?

Get an autographed copy today on Patreon. Patreon: www.patreon.com.com/thewern Instagram: @lucaswerner79 #BoardGames #FeelTheWern

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[inv773]

Man, the casual racism in this site is awesome.

I was trying to offer a correction about a brutal misconception was all. Returning to regularly scheduled Wernramming.

Regardless of his own mental health, at least now he won't have a platform to potentially hurt someone who doesn't know about him.

You're not going to win here with this. Even with FACTS. I believe the moderator is a huge Trump supporter, and a lot of these people got beat up by black kids when they were younger.

You're correct though, Repubs messed the whole thing up and blamed it on Obama.

BACK TO WERN:

Seeing that the 16 year old wasn't even 16 though, it's like the end of Unbreakable when Jackson shakes Willis' hand. The entire shitshow was started because of Starbucks and the chick was 21? LMAO

 

[WonderWino]

Ooooh boy this day has started out interesting. Lucas posted a video saying that dan and chris have contacted him (twice apparently) to tell him to stop using their research for financial gain. He implied there were legal threats made (which is why he removed the telomere stuff from patreon, etc..) and threatened to counter sue if they took legal action about it.

Here are the highlights:

- Admits dan and chris contacted him, clearly not in the friendliest manner to tell him in no uncertain terms to remove this nonsense that he stole from them to try to take money off of, and the general nutty shit he did with it I assume

- Claimed young women are 'secretive about their love for older men like gays used to be secretive about being gay' and how 'all young women want men over 40'

- Lucas admits he has no scientific basis for any of this because he made no actual scientific study about any of it. His conclusions are him looking at two completely different data sets and it all 'looking funny' (no, really, he actually said that)

- Lucas slipped up and said 'I can lie all day without telling people I am lying and its legal' Make of that what you will

- Lucas uttered the phrase 'I haven't gotten laid in 8 years so obviously the information can't be understood enough for it to occur correctly for me to get laid based on your information' following that up with the fact that he 'knows people are using his research to get laid in spokane because people walk past him on the street and make little quippy sentences' So clearly he still thinks the greybeards are out to get him and is tacitly admitting to delusions regarding them saying things to him on the street

EDIT: It occurs to me that in saying this, lucas is implying there is way of getting into a womans pants by simply saying the right combination of 'logical statements' or however you want to put it and is losing his shit at not being able to find the magic combination of words. This reminds me exactly of how PUAs behave when a woman doesn't go for their bullshit. Perhaps lucas has been studying PUA nonsense and twisting it into his own bizarre thinking?

- Lucas claims he isn't going out in public and saying things about how his sperm is better 'I just do that on the internet' which is clearly contradicted by all of his dating site accounts and the whole starbucks incident

- Claims dan and chris 'can fuck any graduate student with their info'

- He did another silverback gorilla spiel about how how young gorillas go up to the silverbacks and how he can automatically get laid cause the gorilla is older and a silverback. He mentions how this 'strikes him as a bit interesting' and how 'its not dan and chris saying this its ME' and how he came to that conclusion by 'looking at monkey science and saying thats interesting'

- Apparently dan and chris really got under lucas's skin with whatever they said to him. He says they 'didn't need to be jerks! I took it all down!' then talks about how how if they garnish his wages he'll die and if they sue to garnish them he'll somehow counter sue. He also gets very pissy about them sending the same (legal presumably) letter twice and how he is complying with whatever they said by fixing it any way he can. He follows that up with how they can't do anything to him cause its free information on the internet and he can do whatever he wants with it

I'd say whatever legal threat they sent him made him lose his shit and his fuming big time about it, hence making this passive aggressive video

 

[mothman96]

They'll likely never read this, but a huge thank you to Dan and Chris.

ETA:
Oh and he's not trying to make money with it, people will just have to pay him to see he's removed it.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Reading (some of) that long screed back on page 39, the one thing that's clear is how much Lucas has declined mentally since that point. His writing then was somewhat coherent and, even though he was bitter, it was a more standard "I'm bitter because my brother is more successful" rather than "I'm bitter because teenagers don't appreciate my long telomeres" insanity.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I really enjoy listening to Lucas talk about silverback gorillas, even in passing. He seems to think they get all that ape poon by virtue of their age alone, and that obviously this carries over to humans.

Silverbacks are the gorillas that were bad ass and aggressive enough to dominate their fellows. They've beaten the shit out of and driven off all the other males, and kept them away long enough to go gray. And when they slip, a more bad ass ape will kick their ass and take their place. Anyway, they're old because they're successful. Not vice versa.

If Lucas were a gorilla, he wouldn't be a silverback despite his age, but rather an obese and sickly ape in a zoo who looks forward to feeding time and compulsively masturbates in front of the zoo patrons.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Excellent "silverbackout" by our teen-troubling-tard.

WTF that pg 39 screed was some sub Supreme Gentleman insanity. He seems to now gloss over how leching on his niece fucked his family relations even more.

 

[BowlOfDick]

WTF that pg 39 screed was some sub Supreme Gentleman insanity. He seems to now gloss over how leching on his niece fucked his family relations even more.

I can't believe I missed it. He admits to scamming hundreds of dollars off an old lady on ebay.. was he ever brought to justice over this? I know this was >10 years ago, but what a scumbag.

Also:

Christmas is an extremely difficult time for lonely or mentally unwell people. Any predictions as to how the season will affect Lukey boy? I may just be seeing it because I want to, but his mania has increased since the beginning of Advent.

 

[Thumb Butler]

If Lucas were a gorilla, he wouldn't be a silverback despite his age, but rather an obese and sickly ape in a zoo who looks forward to feeding time and compulsively masturbates in front of the zoo patrons.

... and flinging shit at random people.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is claiming that the police must have showed up at his door recently and blames SOFALAW for this. Lucas didn't do nuffins, so there is no reason to call the police on him. His suicide threats were just him being a comedian.

SOFALAW, This Is Not Acceptable Behavior

You need to stop. Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern Instagram: @lucaswerner79 #FeelTheWern

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[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's almost making it worse; he's trying to split the difference and maintain his ego.

I would LOVE to see what was sent to him.

 

[Da Dude123]

Also, I love how worried he was about getting sued. "They comin after ma tard bucks!". When he mentioned "monkey science" I almost lost it. On that note, it was reported that Lucas walks like a gorilla the way he swings his arms. Thinks he is a silverback, perhaps?

 

[Rescuetoast]

telomeres and tuh-lom-uh-rees lol they’re two separate things

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Also, I love how worried he was about getting sued. "They comin after ma tard bucks!". When he mentioned "monkey science" I almost lost it. On that note, it was reported that Lucas walks like a gorilla the way he swings his arms. Thinks he is a silverback, perhaps?

Hmm....whatta you call a bald gorilla?

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

I see your point, though i'm inclined to believe that even when it was 'age appropriate' for him to be involved with younger women that his mentality and goals were essentially the same and the teaching nothing more than a means to an end to get what he wanted. He's only more blatant about it now because he 'discovered' the whole telomere nonsense. However I suspect he just latched onto that as a means of rationalizing why hes totally not a creepy pedo and why its not only perfectly natural to creep on 16 year olds but nature demands it of him. Hence the reason he obsesses over it and refuses to listen to anything that contradicts it. It is, as they say, a symptom of the problem rather than the problem itself. In other words, he's always been a creeper he just used to go about it a different way

On that note, considering that becoming a teacher for the purposes of being a creeper, while repugnant and disgusting, is at least a more objectively rational way of being a predator its clear that when you take into account his current insane manner of trying to achieve the same thing, you can see just how much his rational thought process and mental state in general has degraded.

I actually think that it's completely possible that he didn't have pedo tendencies when he was 18-25 ish. Those are often the years before the really bad effects of schizophrenia kick in typically. As you said, he's clearly degenerating. It's kind of sad to think that if he had started treatment early and kept with it, he might have been a fairly benign entity.

 

[WonderWino]

Well, here we go again. Lucas just put up another long 20 minute insane rant, so better buckle up for this one, its gets real interesting.

As usual, here are the highlights:

- Claims KF is a tabloid site where everything is made up 'like the sun'
- Claims everyone focuses on things that happened 3 years ago that 'don't matter' and how much it infuriates him
- Claims SOFALAW are sjws who send death threats and accuse him of not being feminist enough
- Claims the police 'know about SOFALAW'
- 'The fact that you are focusing on me proves YOU are the problem not me!'
- Claims we're all the ones who started this... apparently oblivious to the fact that it was his insane behavior that drew attention to him in the first place
- Namedrops the artist that did the work on his games, apparently figured out she is an admin for SOFALAW
- Claims everyone who considers friends are either admins or actively participating in some way with SOFALAW and/or KF
- 'I feel that all the people i'm friends with that I don't know with irl are actively talking shit about me in SOFALAW'
- Apparently KF is an 'underground circuit of information about him'
- Claims he has an 'internet personality'
- Claims he is called creepy 'for taking pictures of people a couple years ago in public...thats normal behavior' then goes on a short rant about how its perfectly normal because people do it all the time
- The above is 'not all that creepy behavior to take pictures of other homo sapiens doing homo sapien things in public...its a common occurrence that people do all the time! They do it just to build blogs! They do it to make blogs about strangers eating candy! there is probably a blog about that!'
- Claims the globe making it a big deal see him as a threat to their business because he accuses young men of being cockblocks (which somehow is supposed to affect their business....?) there was an implied freudian slip in there that the globe was pissed at him recording someone in there as well. At least that was the impression I got from what he said and the way he said it
- 'If you're a well known person (and I am) everything you say is comedy gold'
- Claims he believes everyone is trying to provoke him to anger (hello projection)
- Claims SOFALAW has sent death threats to him in the past and claims he 'has information locked away in case the time comes that he would need to reveal this information'
- Claims he 'knows the names of people in this town who smoke meth and say creeper to people. Follows that up by saying 'if you call people creepy or creep you are a meth smoker cause its part of your culture' (lolwut?)
- He 'doesn't want to get into it' but 'according to urban dictionary creeper means any older man interested sexually in younger women' and this is bigotry and like the N word
- Claims sjws are supposed to see all sides of things (fucking lol)
- Claims sjws and antifa have civil discussions with people (double fucking lol)
- 'You don't come off as sjws to me you come off as assholes who only care about their struggle! which comes off as narcissistic to me!' (triple fucking lol....the lack of self awareness is astounding)
- Claims he 'tests words' by running them through his 'lesbian friends' and claims said lesbian friends 'gave me the pass to use a homophobic slur'
- Flat out said he doesn't have to prove he has 'lesbian friends' that did this because it would be doxing them
- Mentions ben palmer and how he got booted from SOFALAW recently (so clearly he is regularly keeping up to date on the thread)
- 'When people say retard I say bigot and I get a headache because its a fight that never ends!'
- Claims to be on his best behavior and then immediately says he is deliberately trying to provoke people to 'fight fire with fire'
- 'If I call you a bigot after you call me a creeper I get a headache so I try to let it go'
- Claims the artist was revealed to him by someone he claims to have in SOFALAW on his behalf
- Claims being part of SOFALAW is 'an unforgivable crime! its treason against me!' same with having anything to do with KF, including reading anything there (gee, totally not something a narcissist would say AT ALL)
- Claims his best friends on facebook are suspected of being part of SOFALAW despite admitting to having no actual reason to suspect such
- Goes on a nutty rant about some woman who asked (nicely by his own admission) about why he has no headphone and says it 'annoyed him' because she was holding hands with her bf, saying 'how you expect me to just have a conversation with you like he isn't there! i'm a man and a straight man and I want a family!'
- 'anyone who provokes me is with SOFALAW'
- Admits he is virtue signaling (even calling it that) 'to put my name out there as a good person' and 'I want to convey to women i'm a nice guy to date'
- Claims he has no friends in spokane because the friend group he had in spokane 'was suspicious to him' and 'cause every time I laughed she went with another dude' (lolwut?) and claims they were trying to test him to see what he would let them get away with (what?)
- 'If you are around me and know i'm an atheist the only way you could know is if you got that info from SOFALAW or KF which means you're traitors! It means you're viewing materials about me and finding things out that I don't want you to know!' (gee, no red flags in THAT statement at all)
- Everyone in spokane is now trolling him
- 'I'm totally not like chris chan at all! I tell people to piss off but he likes the attention'
- 'I suspect that you SOFALAW cats are coming around and instead of saying jesus you are saying lucas werner cause i've met people who were at my apartment in olympia with their girlfriends coming and saying my name after they fucked and you guys are doing the same thing! So I don't trust you! You're using me as your religion cause you want a daddy! I don't have to prove it but I know it happened cause I heard it in my house!' (HOLY SHIT)
- Asks why he would make the above claim if he was lying. after all it totally doesn't make sense for him to do so unless its true..... 'you're coming here and saying my name! you're not good for these chicks! I would be better for them!'
- Claims SOFALAW is trying to provoke him into not having a girlfriend and how its 'bad mojo for him' (getting the impression he is referring to someone who isn't involved with SOFALAW when he says that but who he thinks is and accuses this person of trying to provoke him and sabotage his future
- Ends his rant by explaining how much of a feminist he is