Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
The more you delve into this rabbit hole, the more you realize what Lucas wants is his very own Julie Terryberry.
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Basically. When you think of all the prerequisites Lucas has for a proper wife you realize that the only type of woman who would willingly agree to all that shit would be an extremely broken woman with lots of trauma in her past.
 
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One of our members in SOFALAW found the original case file when the barista filed a restraining order/harassment charges against Lucas.

Two useful pieces of information come to light: the girl was over 18 (around 20), and the case was dismissed, but only because the authorities couldn't find Lucas, cuff him and drag him into court.
 

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Rogowski said:
He’s testing the board game angle on fetlife:
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He changed his handle from Telomerase1979 to Forgotten_X for that particular group or it goes across the board on Fetlife?
Edit: Just saw a previous sceencap, where it shows the new handle. Looks like his old handle made it too obvious he's nuts and with the "telomerase" can used to track him down outside of Fetlife.
 
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mothman96 said:
He changed his handle from Telomerase1979 to Forgotten_X for that particular group or it goes across the board on Fetlife?
Edit: Just saw a previous sceencap, where it shows the new handle. Looks like his old handle made it too obvious he's nuts and with the "telomerase" can used to track him down outside of Fetlife.
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Yep. The Gen Xer who was forgotten when they handed out girlfriends.

We've entered Lucas's emo phase.
 
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DeletedSoul said:
One of our members in SOFALAW found the original case file when the barista filed a restraining order/harassment charges against Lucas.

Two useful pieces of information come to light: the girl was over 18 (around 20), and the case was dismissed, but only because the authorities couldn't find Lucas, cuff him and drag him into court.
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Well it will be interesting to see how he tries to pull the 'I didn't do anything illegal! I didn't get arrested!' when confronted with this the next time he tries to claim he didn't do anything wrong at starbucks. Its a literal matter of public record after all

Though I do wonder how she got as far as filing an anti harassment order on him. It makes me wonder if what happened that day wasn't the first time he had done something like that to her. After all, to claim harassment you generally have to be dealing with repeated behavior. IF someone does something like that and you tell them to stop, and they do its not really 'harassment' in the legal sense. It would also explain why the manager involved the police. I'm starting to think there were little things leading up to the note incident that she tried to ignore and he didn't clue in to that and the note was just the last straw

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He’s testing the board game angle on fetlife:
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.....right, because people sign up for fetish sites because they want to find obese 40 year old nutcases to play board games with. He really is proving the definition of insanity to be absolutely correct at this point

mothman96 said:
He changed his handle from Telomerase1979 to Forgotten_X for that particular group or it goes across the board on Fetlife?
Edit: Just saw a previous sceencap, where it shows the new handle. Looks like his old handle made it too obvious he's nuts and with the "telomerase" can used to track him down outside of Fetlife
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Apparently lucas is too stupid to notice that every action he takes in terms of changing his profile is mentioned on his profile along with the date it happened. So if he thinks he's going to stop people from figuring out he's a creep that way he's an even bigger idiot than I thought. and on a related note, I always suspected that him adding the telomerase stuff to his username was an attempt at bating women to make a first move and to get them interested in his pseudoscience bs. Something along the lines of her asking what the username meant and him using that as his in to dive right into the breeding spiel. He isn't nearly as clever as he thinks he is
 
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mothman96 said:
He changed his handle from Telomerase1979 to Forgotten_X for that particular group or it goes across the board on Fetlife?
Edit: Just saw a previous sceencap, where it shows the new handle. Looks like his old handle made it too obvious he's nuts and with the "telomerase" can used to track him down outside of Fetlife.
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"Victim X"... a little on the nose, Lucas. But young women just love victim traits in men, so stay with that. I hope he attracts angry dominant women.
 
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The next week is either going to be radio silence or 30+ videos every day.

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Oh yeah, lucas all liquored up and ranting about 16 year olds cause 'age is just a number.' new years should prove quite interesting. He'll probably hit his own homemade booze (colonel wern's old style homemade bathtub kentucky burbon), get utterly shitfaced and go full liquor smurf in his building. What is going full liquor smurf you ask?


Just picture lucas doing that, I think its a pretty accurate image of lucas's inevitable alcohol fueled breakdown. Lucas just doesn't know how to drink with the grain of the liquor, and when you drink against the grain of the liquor you lose

It took me a few moments to catch the meaning of the name and it makes me hate him all the more.

just call yourself “victim complex 99” and be done with it.
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I suspect we haven't seen his final form of victim complex yet. Give it time and he'll probably round up all the other old generation x creepers in his building and sweet talk their alcohol and drug addled minds into being his wing men, while going full boomer and calling themselves the generation x men. I think this video sums up what to expect from that chapter of wernology:

 
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More of the lack of self awareness from Lucas. Staying drunk for an entire week! Yeah, that doesn't make you look like a shitty ragman, does it? I guess if they are part of the Yang Gang or feeling the Bern then they should celebrate that behavior? He has no idea how bad that makes him look. And let's not even forget what that will do to his diabetes and his bipolar and schizophrenia.
 
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Awww FUCK! And he's reading HERE too?‽ Goddammit, shit shit shit!
Lucas has covered ALL of his bases here guys, it's pointless for us to even keep going on.
I'm done.
Hahaha just kidding trash man, stop being a creep.
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I did lol at “ok groomer.”

also Dreamer doesn’t have nearly enough interesting dirt to be a lolcow. Not when you have Lucas “i piss in my own grotty kitchen sink before washing up” Werner.
 
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Lucas is too poor to be drunk for a week, trust me I've done it hits the wallet as hard as your liver.

Some things Lucas does to me are just absurdly funny, because how broken his brain is. Talking about board games on fetlife is one of those things, it's just so off kilter it's a bigger red flag that his pedo sperging.

Now I will say, some women like projects, this kinda happened to Lucas and it was the only girl he ever had so maybe it's part of his fixation? There's a difference from a project, and total write off tho. The wern is by far the second, I legit don't think he will have a home in a few weeks at the rate he's going.

Once you hit legal drinking age, being drunk is no longer "cool" it just screams problem, sure I just made a joke about boozing it up but no girl would read I had dark time and boozed soak her panties. Aside literally being too poor to do this, it's even more so invaliding his "poor" or "rich" claims.

Real people can afford a few drinks here and there, maybe more maybe less, but we can't afford to be drunk all the time because we got work to do lives to live, being a grown up. Even on fucking vacation you can't be drunk all the time (well maybe me hunting but...) you gotta make the candle light dinner, sky dive etc. Lucas has nothing to do, aside waddle around creep on women and steal from food pantries then fatty goes and blows EBT money.

It shows how damned out of touch he is with just life it self.
 
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