Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I don't know much of fet life but good on them for having a strict vetting system. From my understanding it's not like tumblr where people brag about sexuality, it's a place where people have more taboo/kink lives and draws go to meet a safe connection. Then after they get their rocks off, they return to a normal human life. For all I know someone in my life is on it, a co worker etc. I'm sure there's some crazy shit and good cows but, most of these people are someone you'd never look twice at.

I'm sure predators are non stop knocking on the door, it's good for that or any group to have watch dogs. We know Lucas is a pedophile and that's not cool, so he's outcast from a group, his traits are so bad as a person this man can't even sit down to chat about board games with out sperging out, being a bigot or pedophile. Fuck man, talking to lucas is one step above, "so you like chess or checkers more" :BURRRRRPPPP I WANTZ TO FIST A BABBY:

One thing I've noticed a bout "victims" like Lucas, they prey on pity but they are bad at it because they are ALWAYS on the attack. Lucas is insanely bigoted and most of his rage is not even placed in a reasonable let alone understandble way, say you were robbed by hispanics you may be come bigoted towards them. Lucas has been given a bed, shelter, offered help gets clothing etc from churches he owes Christianity a great debt, but no he likes to blame them. The working class who pay his taxes (half of them women mind you) etc etc.

Lucas has nothing good to say about anyone, even those on his "side" the fellow bernie fans won't date him so they aren't real, the other atheists won't date him so they are undercover Westboro baptists.

His parents who love him, don't let him wallow for free at their house because he doesn't want to take meds he wants to molest kids.

Following him since the start of his thread, I really can't think of a single nice thing he said about anyone, with out trying to get something out of someone, or boost his standings. It's always about him and he's always vomiting toxic things out of his pig mouth. For someone who throws the first punch at all of humanity, for not bending to his will it's very hard to be a victim.
 
I don't know much of fet life but good on them for having a strict vetting system. From my understanding it's not like tumblr where people brag about sexuality, it's a place where people have more taboo/kink lives and draws go to meet a safe connection. Then after they get their rocks off, they return to a normal human life. For all I know someone in my life is on it, a co worker etc. I'm sure there's some crazy shit and good cows but, most of these people are someone you'd never look twice at.

I'm sure predators are non stop knocking on the door, it's good for that or any group to have watch dogs. We know Lucas is a pedophile and that's not cool, so he's outcast from a group, his traits are so bad as a person this man can't even sit down to chat about board games with out sperging out, being a bigot or pedophile. Fuck man, talking to lucas is one step above, "so you like chess or checkers more" :BURRRRRPPPP I WANTZ TO FIST A BABBY:

One thing I've noticed a bout "victims" like Lucas, they prey on pity but they are bad at it because they are ALWAYS on the attack. Lucas is insanely bigoted and most of his rage is not even placed in a reasonable let alone understandble way, say you were robbed by hispanics you may be come bigoted towards them. Lucas has been given a bed, shelter, offered help gets clothing etc from churches he owes Christianity a great debt, but no he likes to blame them. The working class who pay his taxes (half of them women mind you) etc etc.

Lucas has nothing good to say about anyone, even those on his "side" the fellow bernie fans won't date him so they aren't real, the other atheists won't date him so they are undercover Westboro baptists.

His parents who love him, don't let him wallow for free at their house because he doesn't want to take meds he wants to molest kids.

Following him since the start of his thread, I really can't think of a single nice thing he said about anyone, with out trying to get something out of someone, or boost his standings. It's always about him and he's always vomiting toxic things out of his pig mouth. For someone who throws the first punch at all of humanity, for not bending to his will it's very hard to be a victim.
You're mostly spot on about Fetlife, except it's not even a jerkoff site. Like don't get me wrong, people on there are likely horny a lot, and they post porn of themselves, but it's really mostly Facebook or LinkedIn for kinky people. Like, it's a legit social networking site for people to interact, meet others with similar interests, and meet up in person. That latter part is especially why they're so vigilant against predators.
 
I don't know much of fet life but good on them for having a strict vetting system. From my understanding it's not like tumblr where people brag about sexuality, it's a place where people have more taboo/kink lives and draws go to meet a safe connection. Then after they get their rocks off, they return to a normal human life. For all I know someone in my life is on it, a co worker etc. I'm sure there's some crazy shit and good cows but, most of these people are someone you'd never look twice at.

I'm sure predators are non stop knocking on the door, it's good for that or any group to have watch dogs. We know Lucas is a pedophile and that's not cool, so he's outcast from a group, his traits are so bad as a person this man can't even sit down to chat about board games with out sperging out, being a bigot or pedophile. Fuck man, talking to lucas is one step above, "so you like chess or checkers more" :BURRRRRPPPP I WANTZ TO FIST A BABBY:

One thing I've noticed a bout "victims" like Lucas, they prey on pity but they are bad at it because they are ALWAYS on the attack. Lucas is insanely bigoted and most of his rage is not even placed in a reasonable let alone understandble way, say you were robbed by hispanics you may be come bigoted towards them. Lucas has been given a bed, shelter, offered help gets clothing etc from churches he owes Christianity a great debt, but no he likes to blame them. The working class who pay his taxes (half of them women mind you) etc etc.

Lucas has nothing good to say about anyone, even those on his "side" the fellow bernie fans won't date him so they aren't real, the other atheists won't date him so they are undercover Westboro baptists.

His parents who love him, don't let him wallow for free at their house because he doesn't want to take meds he wants to molest kids.

Following him since the start of his thread, I really can't think of a single nice thing he said about anyone, with out trying to get something out of someone, or boost his standings. It's always about him and he's always vomiting toxic things out of his pig mouth. For someone who throws the first punch at all of humanity, for not bending to his will it's very hard to be a victim.

this is pretty textbook evidence of his narcissism. He also never admits to mistakes or apologizes. The closest he gets is victim stance around past faux pas. For example, “I paid my pittance. Get over it.” That’s a rarity though. Usually he just ignores all evidence of mistakes. He continues to ignore all discussions of having asked a minor for nude pics or to cut off a finger. Even losing PayPal and his website led to no explanation.

there are a lot of jokes about him having an echo chamber, but thatneed for an echo chamber to protect his ego is paramount. That’s why he is so defensive toward everyone. That’s why he is on the offense from the start. The risk of letting someone into his echo chamber who won’t support his delusions is so unacceptable that he will choose to block and isolate rather than even hearing dissenting opinion. It’s pathetic and sad. Or would be if it werent Lucas.
 
Lucas definitely has no idea how to apologize. Remember him saying he had to wait until Greta Thunberg was 18 to marry her "because he didn't want to upset the status quo." So even here he's blaming people who gave him shit about wanting to date a 16 year old like it's their fault. All because the first result that came up when he googled Washington age of consent laws said 16. He's now been linking that for several years as everyone tries to convince him he's not quite right about it. That's one of the few times he's changed his behavior but no, still not his fault.
 
I get the impression she's just a young woman fed up with having POS Lucas in her town demanding for a girl to fuck him and his abusive behavior. Not long ago he called the young women "dogs". She's voicing what likely women across Spokane would like to tell him to his face.
Hmm...I get the opposite impression, that she doesn't even live in Spokane. She feels safe enough to post her saggy (sorry but not sorry) boobs while discussing his sexuality; a bit counterproductive if you really want this guy off the streets of your neighborhood.
 
I get the impression she's just a young woman fed up with having POS Lucas in her town demanding for a girl to fuck him and his abusive behavior. Not long ago he called the young women "dogs". She's voicing what likely women across Spokane would like to tell him to his face.

Its worth pointing out that those two things aren't mutually exclusive. She certainly has some kind of issue with him, that much is clear, and she does go at him in a way that is clearly intended to provoke him and screw with his head so I wouldn't be surprised if shes a malicious nutball who targets creepy guys because she can get away with more that way. a bit like a more malicious shoeonhead who targets creepers instead of sjws
 
Its worth pointing out that those two things aren't mutually exclusive. She certainly has some kind of issue with him, that much is clear, and she does go at him in a way that is clearly intended to provoke him and screw with his head so I wouldn't be surprised if shes a malicious nutball who targets creepy guys because she can get away with more that way. a bit like a more malicious shoeonhead who targets creepers instead of sjws
We here in this thread have an issue with Lucas don't we. We also don't handle him with "kid gloves". He's actually said we give him a pounding headache and has threatened to decapitate any kiwi that crosses his path. This thread has continued because he is an insane predator creep that carried his infamy from Olympia to Spokane.
 
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We here in this thread have an issue with Lucas don't we. We also don't handle him with "kid gloves". He's actually said we give him a pounding headache and has threatened to decapitate any kiwi that crosses his path. This thread started up because he is an insane predator creep that carried his infamy from Olympia to Spokane.

I meant more in the sense that its a personal issue specific to lucas in her case. With the rest of us here its more that he happens to be some random creep that one of us found and we laugh at him and document is insanity. In her case she appears to be making it somewhat personal with him and deliberately trying to push him almost with the intent of having him do something

and the headache thing is amusing, he only recently slipped up and admitted that he was getting headaches from being confronted with it (likely related to extreme anger caused by being confronted with his bs and denied what he thinks he is entitled to) when it used to be that he projected that on everyone else by claiming that we are the ones who secretly get such headaches 'so we better stop harassing him and they'll go away' or something to that effect. its more evidence of how he projects his own problems onto everyone else
 
I meant more in the sense that its a personal issue specific to lucas in her case. With the rest of us here its more that he happens to be some random creep that one of us found and we laugh at him and document is insanity. In her case she appears to be making it somewhat personal with him and deliberately trying to push him almost with the intent of having him do something

and the headache thing is amusing, he only recently slipped up and admitted that he was getting headaches from being confronted with it (likely related to extreme anger caused by being confronted with his bs and denied what he thinks he is entitled to) when it used to be that he projected that on everyone else by claiming that we are the ones who secretly get such headaches 'so we better stop harassing him and they'll go away' or something to that effect. its more evidence of how he projects his own problems onto everyone else
Well, considering the insane creep is aiming his hatred toward the teenagers/young women in Spokane because none what to fuck him, wouldn't that lead to the young women having a personal issue with the creep.
 
Hmm...I get the opposite impression, that she doesn't even live in Spokane. She feels safe enough to post her saggy (sorry but not sorry) boobs while discussing his sexuality; a bit counterproductive if you really want this guy off the streets of your neighborhood.
See here’s where we disagree. I personally think her tits are luscious.
 
It seems like word is spreading about Lucas on fetlife. With the current shitstorm going on in the little community and sofalaw fanning the flames, it's a hell of a show.

That was way more entertaining to read than I thought it'd be.

You know you're a certified creep when people on Fetlife immediately sniff you out as one.

Edit: My favorite comment from someone else in that thread.

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Well, considering the insane creep is aiming his hatred toward the teenagers/young women in Spokane because none what to fuck him, wouldn't that lead to the young women having a personal issue with the creep.
Yes valid reason to hate him and if it were a one off thing then that would make sense but if that were the case why would she continue following him online and threatening to smash his teeth in multiple times instead of just saying her thing and blocking him?

Because hes a total creep he makes an perfect punching bag for a sadist, they could say and do nearly whatever they want to him and still get asspats for it. Not that i feel sorry for Lucas but going for an easy target like that is pretty trashy too if that is actually what shes doing
 
Yes valid reason to hate him and if it were a one off thing then that would make sense but if that were the case why would she continue following him online and threatening to smash his teeth in multiple times instead of just saying her thing and blocking him?

Because hes a total creep he makes an perfect punching bag for a sadist, they could say and do nearly whatever they want to him and still get asspats for it. Not that i feel sorry for Lucas but going for an easy target like that is pretty trashy too if that is actually what shes doing
Why do we follow his online antics, why does SOFALAW. To see what insanity he's spewing right. From what I've seen, Lucas is the one showing up on her channel. Keep in mind we are talking about a 40 yr old pervert creep who said when he goes to the mall, 11 yr old girls approach him. We know the 11 yr olds are not coming up to him, but it does show he is looking at little girls through the eyes of predator. So frankly, he deserves everything that gets thrown at him.
 
Why do we follow his online antics, why does SOFALAW. To see what insanity he's spewing right. From what I've seen, Lucas is the one showing up on her channel. Keep in mind we are talking about a 40 yr old pervert creep who said when he goes to the mall, 11 yr old girls approach him. We know the 11 yr olds are not coming up to him, but it does show he is looking at little girls through the eyes of predator. So frankly, he deserves everything that gets thrown at him.
He absolutely deserves it and its hilarious to watch. Not to be a moral fag about it or anything but the whole smashing his teeth in thing is a bit vicious for my tastes.

I perfer the approach that the people on Fetlife are taking of just casually insulting him and not getting worked up over it because they seem to get that he isnt worth any kind of serious emotional response.

Someone like him would twist responses like hers around in his head to give himself the idea that people hate him because hes such hot shit. Id rather he get the message that hes worthless as anything other than a joke and will die alone and Fet delivers that message quite well. Far more amusing when theyre quite reasonable with pointing out exactly what hes doing wrong and he just shoots down whats basicly just harsh constructive criticism and cranks his shit up to 11
For some folks Lucas has a green light on him. He's wicked and wretched, therefore you can attack him without guilt. Give reign to your most antisocial impulses, indulge your cruelty! He's an evildoer. He has it coming! It's virtuous to abuse him!

I'm not in that camp. Perhaps some of you are. I don't judge, though I think its foolish.

I just want to laugh at him. He amuses me. His misery, thirst and dysfunction are entertainment. The more avoidable, the more self inflicted, the better.

That's why I couldn't laugh at Nick Bate. Too legitimately evil. Lucas is a different sort of cow. He's a treasure

Only thing that makes Lucas any different than Nick is Lucas thankfully doesnt have a little sister, if he did im sure hed have done the same shit except sending a shit fapping video to the prosecutor
 
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For some folks Lucas has a green light on him. He's wicked and wretched, therefore you can attack him without guilt. Give reign to your most antisocial impulses, indulge your cruelty! He's an evildoer. He has it coming! It's virtuous to abuse him!

I'm not in that camp. Perhaps some of you are. I don't judge, though I think its foolish.

I just want to laugh at him. He amuses me. His misery, thirst and dysfunction are entertainment. The more avoidable, the more self inflicted, the better.

That's why I couldn't laugh at Nick Bate. Too legitimately evil. Lucas is a different sort of cow. He's a treasure.
 
For some folks Lucas has a green light on him. He's wicked and wretched, therefore you can attack him without guilt. Give reign to your most antisocial impulses, indulge your cruelty! He's an evildoer. He has it coming! It's virtuous to abuse him!

I'm not in that camp. Perhaps some of you are. I don't judge, though I think its foolish.

I just want to laugh at him. He amuses me. His misery, thirst and dysfunction are entertainment. The more avoidable, the more self inflicted, the better.

That's why I couldn't laugh at Nick Bate. Too legitimately evil. Lucas is a different sort of cow. He's a treasure.
You laugh/find enjoyment in his misery,thirst and dysfunction, so really it looks like a case of the pot calling the kettle black.
 
I don't giggle at him because I think he deserves it, or because I fancy myself his moral superior.

I think he's funny.

If this makes me a hypocrite or lolcow, so be it.
I laugh at him too, at the stupid things he does like one of his latest, outing his real name to the people at Fetlife and tries to cover his ass by throwing in "rule 3", "rule 3" etc. Overall he's earned the name pervert creep, not because he's funny but be because he is a pervert creep.
 
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