Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas reeeing over rich people again . The fat ass who hasn't had any job in 20 years and needs a social worker to manage his life is calling others lazy. And no, Lucas, making your videos and your one subscriber Patreon account is not a job (that's why you don't get paid for it).

Lucas is asking at the end who the idiot is. It's him. He walks around town wearing pajama pants and boots with no laces. Believes that if a young woman likes cheese and alcohol then she is a hypocrite to not like impoverished 40 year old welfare recipients. He is so exceptional.

 
TBH I'm surprised Lucas has shoes that have laces and not shoes that have velcro. First because the velcro shoes are cheaper and second, well, you know.

LOL at Lucas calling anyone lazy. He's so jealous other people, even regular working people, have more than he does.

The only thing Lucas has more of than regular people is free time, but he chooses to make lunatic raving videos rather than do something more enjoyable.

Not gonna lie, having a job where you don't have to work particularly hard because you have training and experience and can delegate the grunt work to less experienced people is pretty cool. What Lucas is missing is that the "lazy" rich people worked hard and proved themselves earlier in their careers and now they can have a bit of a break.
 
$450/month to live in a single room where he needs to share a bathroom surrounded by ex-cons? Shit, that's rough. Thank fuck I didn't end up like Lucas did with the Starbucks incident.

Lucas really needs to get out of incel communities where it's common groupthink that everyone except YOU is fucking tight young hot 19 year old Stacy. He's said this in every video I've seen.
It's not rough it's Lucas actions resulting in this. He's damned lucky he has what he does and frankly I don't think he will be able to stay that long because his behaviors.

Starbux put him on the map he's been a lazy twisted pedophile for a lot longer and didn't get 15 minutes of Fame for being a pervert is probably a sign to change your self.

Funny enough, Lucas is not in incel groups etc. This bat shit fatty is so alone we are all he's got . Other Elliot Rodgers broke dick dumb dumbs won't accept him.

He's got one goal fucking a child, till then he's winging it and we can all see how poorly that's going. He deserves all of this and his hell is self made.
 
Lucas reeeing over rich people again . The fat ass who hasn't had any job in 20 years and needs a social worker to manage his life is calling others lazy. And no, Lucas, making your videos and your one subscriber Patreon account is not a job (that's why you don't get paid for it).

Lucas is asking at the end who the idiot is. It's him. He walks around town wearing pajama pants and boots with no laces. Believes that if a young woman likes cheese and alcohol then she is a hypocrite to not like impoverished 40 year old welfare recipients. He is so exceptional.

It's not rough it's Lucas actions resulting in this. He's damned lucky he has what he does and frankly I don't think he will be able to stay that long because his behaviors.

Starbux put him on the map he's been a lazy twisted pedophile for a lot longer and didn't get 15 minutes of Fame for being a pervert is probably a sign to change your self.

Funny enough, Lucas is not in incel groups etc. This bat shit fatty is so alone we are all he's got . Other Elliot Rodgers broke dick dumb dumbs won't accept him.

He's got one goal fucking a child, till then he's winging it and we can all see how poorly that's going. He deserves all of this and his hell is self made.
Thankfully Lucas is far too retarded to be a successful predator, though I'm still surprised he hasn't preyed on any homeless women, guessing there are no young ones in Spokane near his home. I do wonder what the actual limit is to his stay is there because as much of a fuckup as the people there are, I doubt any are Lucas' level
 
Thankfully Lucas is far too exceptional to be a successful predator, though I'm still surprised he hasn't preyed on any homeless women, guessing there are no young ones in Spokane near his home. I do wonder what the actual limit is to his stay is there because as much of a fuckup as the people there are, I doubt any are Lucas' level
Maybe he's already tried. Creeping on young homeless women at the shelters might have been the cause of Lucas getting banned from homeless shelters during his 1st year in Spokane.
 
Maybe he's already tried. Creeping on young homeless women at the shelters might have been the cause of Lucas getting banned from homeless shelters during his 1st year in Spokane.
Did he admit he got banned from homeless shelters as well? Jfc how many different places do you need to get banned from before you admit you are the problem
 
You heard it here first folks: lucas claims the US is in the middle of a peaceful socialist revolution in 2020 because there are four democratic socialist idiots running for the dnc nomination and cause he thinks 'bernie sanders is ahead in iowa! a big swing state!' and thinks hes going to win. fucking lol

Lucas is so dumb, he could be a political commentator on Swedish TV.
 
Did he admit he got banned from homeless shelters as well? Jfc how many different places do you need to get banned from before you admit you are the problem
Lucas is not going to admit his wrong doings, if he does bring something up he "sanitizes" the incident so he won't look like a creep. He's tried to "sanitize" the incident that got him kicked in the mouth. He was creeping on a girl at the bus plaza, an older woman shows up (likely the girl's relative) stops him in his tracks by kicking him in the mouth. His "sanitized version", the girl was into him, was going to kiss him when the older woman kicked him. The Starbucks incident, he says all he did was give her a note asking her to dinner. There was much more to the incident, for he ended up banned and the girl got an order of protection against the creep.
 
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Thankfully Lucas is far too exceptional to be a successful predator, though I'm still surprised he hasn't preyed on any homeless women, guessing there are no young ones in Spokane near his home. I do wonder what the actual limit is to his stay is there because as much of a fuckup as the people there are, I doubt any are Lucas' level
I've heard that homeless people will often look out for each other and trade useful information, so I wouldn't be surprised if word of Lucas has spread far and wide among the homeless of Spokane.
 
I'm getting really creeped out on his fisting comments. There is nothing similar about a fist shoved up us vs a big dick. Sorry you've got a microdick Luke, but the vast majority of women do not want to be fisted let alone teenagers. Fucking ever.

Oh, but he has skinny arms you know, so it's okay.

The random fisting conversation was creepy as fuck; it wasn't offensive, it just showed he has no idea what he's talking about or what he's doing. I really, really hope he hasn't been deluded into thinking he's good at fucking because if he goes right into equating fisting with a big dick he has no idea how any human anatomy works.

And how's he going to get someone knocked up by fisting them? Or is he planning to do a microshot into a glass and grab a small turkey baster?
 
I'm getting really creeped out on his fisting comments. There is nothing similar about a fist shoved up us vs a big dick. Sorry you've got a microdick Luke, but the vast majority of women do not want to be fisted let alone teenagers. Fucking ever.
It's honestly pretty funny because he just keeps admitting he has a small dick and doesn't seem to notice. Then again this is a 40 year old who is incapable of getting shoelaces or clothes that fit him on his own and needs someone paid to handle his money
 
He spends every waking hour committing himself to raising awareness of telomeres, making informative YouTube videos, walking the streets for hours upon hours, buying food for the poor, fighting for his right to fuck little girls! Our man Lucas is anything but lazy :cryblood:
 
It's honestly pretty funny because he just keeps admitting he has a small dick and doesn't seem to notice. Then again this is a 40 year old who is incapable of getting shoelaces or clothes that fit him on his own and needs someone paid to handle his money

Right, but if you don’t want to subject yourself to him, it’s obviously because you’re an ageist or bigot, because he’s otherwise such a winner.
 
That or you're Asian, since that's the one group he always seems to not mention when he talks about how open to any type he is (thank fuck he doesn't pursue southeast women)
Did anyone catch the video where he said that even women with Down's Syndrome are welcome? He took that video down really quick. Luke, are you scurred of getting struck?
 
Lucas and I are about the same age, give or take a few months.
I have problems... hell, everybody has problems and I was sympathetic to his at first (I started watching him a few months ago).
Making the decision that I wanted to attract women was a big motivator in my getting my life together.
Women aren’t really attracted to height or weight. They want you to be interesting and striving to better yourself.
Lucas isn’t doing any of that.
If I found myself on my ass tomorrow, stripped of my possessions, my wife, my children and somehow my education and my skill set. If I somehow found myself living in his conditions, I’d like to think I could.. and more importantly, would want, to dig myself out of where he is.
It doesn’t occur to him to do so. That drive that exists in most of us to better ourselves doesn’t exist in him.
It’s sad.

Did anyone catch the video where he said that even women with Down's Syndrome are welcome? He took that video down really quick. Luke, are you scurred of getting struck?
Wait.. what?
 
Did anyone catch the video where he said that even women with Down's Syndrome are welcome? He took that video down really quick. Luke, are you scurred of getting struck?

No, didn't catch that. That's so fucked up. Young teen girls with intellectual disabilities can be naive and easily manipulated. This is probably what he was going for. That is so low and beyond despicable. I hope he never ever gets near one. If he does, I hope her father kicks his ass so badly that he can't leave his fart box for a month.
 
If I found myself on my ass tomorrow, stripped of my possessions, my wife, my children and somehow my education and my skill set. If I somehow found myself living in his conditions, I’d like to think I could.. and more importantly, would want, to dig myself out of where he is.
It doesn’t occur to him to do so. That drive that exists in most of us to better ourselves doesn’t exist in him.
It’s sad.
I know what you mean. I said this before, but the whole point of Lucas getting disability and social services is so he'd have enough stability so he'd be able to start improving his life and trying to figure out what he wants in life and how he'd get it. It doesn't really seem like Lucas has made the connection and just thinks getting free stuff from tax payer funded sources is awesome. I think most people would be happy if a homeless schizophrenic guy wanted to go to college, but it was just a subsidized way for Lucas to meet young women, and he wasn't even good at his classes.

I'm not sure if Lucas has ever tried to improve himself. His only non-lizard brain (eating, mating, and avoiding threats) interest seems to be board games. There are game shops where people meet to play games, and I'd think it'd be good for Lucas to go if he could behave himself, but he can't, so he'd probably get banned again.
 
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