Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

LightEmittingDiode said:
Yet more things that never happened, or the worst rap song of 2020
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How does he compartmentalize both being so vile no one has touched him in 8 years, and simultaneously being such a stud that women with mates are practically throwing themselves at him?

Pick one, dude.
 
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I don't think people want Mr. Werns, wild ride to end since we know shits going down hill soon for him. It's just he's got an amazing skill of being such a deviant and cliffhangers he feeds us.

You read an action he's done and fully expect next log in, he's done it we'll see a booking photo. Yet it's not come, yet.

Yes we know the system has flaws yes we know he's lucky often lying and a coward but it's not an if for him being homeless arrested and warded it's when's and it always feels so close.

But then we get random shit like posted above just rambling shit that is so funny.

When I read these insane comical lies like stealing girls by being so alpha, it shows he's day dreaming like a child with action figures where Batman punchs a cop car to the moon. But Lucas a 40 year old man goes around telling other adults about this stuff as if it's real events.
 
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Poop Chute said:
How does he compartmentalize both being so vile no one has touched him in 8 years, and simultaneously being such a stud that women with mates are practically throwing themselves at him?

Pick one, dude.
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Orwell would be proud of lucas's ability to engage in literal doublethink

'No woman will touch me because of the greybeards....every woman who looks at me secretly wants me but their bigot younger men keep them from me....because logic'

I look forward to 'lucas has a teenage breeder, lucas has always had a teenage breeder' he inevitably comes up with to convince himself an imaginary woman actually exists that he talks to in his fartbox and totally denies the 'no woman for 8 years' stuff he is saying now...at least until imaginary teen breeder starts telling him its not in the cards for him and she's leaving him to be an imaginary girlfriend for someone else in his building

Come to think of it, he constantly goes on about all these other women he supposedly had over the years but the only one he ever actually names is suzanne. Did any of these people even exist? Cause i'm thinking thats a delusion in itself, unless he is counting catfish
 
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I think for a long time it's been pretty clear only Suzanne was real.

The way Lucas can't even make up fake events personalities etc when he's so focused on women make it stick out it's one of the many lies he tells.

Lucas Werner has had one girl friend whom he abused.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
Suzanne is very real and a very nice person, I’ve interacted with her over something completely unrelated in a couple different Facebook groups about cats lol. She’s a bit eccentric but she’s really very sweet.
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Has she ever spoken to you about her time with Lucas? I'm not even aware of how long they were dating.
 
Trainwreck said:
Has she ever spoken to you about her time with Lucas? I'm not even aware of how long they were dating.
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Nah. I didn’t ask because it’s not my business, really, and she doesn’t have a last name attached to her account anymore which I’m pretty sure is to avoid being harassed about him. She did make a comment in some PNW cat group a long, long time back about how her ex-boyfriend was mean to her cats and it should have been a red flag, which doesn’t surprise me in the least.
 
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TelemeresDaddy69 said:
He'd only come out of the hospital more crazy, so I doubt it'll go dry until he finally dies off.
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He came out substantially less crazy last time. He was medicated and more stable. It's when he goes off his meds (and maybe diabetes meds) that he slowly deteriorates until he's once again crazy enough to go back in.
 
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AnOminous said:
He came out substantially less crazy last time. He was medicated and more stable. It's when he goes off his meds (and maybe diabetes meds) that he slowly deteriorates until he's once again crazy enough to go back in.
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That’s the vicious cycle that a lot of mentally ill people go through, unfortunately. The heavier duty the meds are, the more unpleasant the side effects are, the less the people who need them want to take them. It sucks for pretty much everyone involved. I’m sure his parents have caught onto the pattern of behavior and that’s why they distance themselves now, it’s legitimately exhausting.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
As if any of this would ever happen; a girl being interested in Lucas, or him having the guts to speak to anyone.
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This coming from the guy who made multiple videos claiming it was not ok to do that and and how he would never 'cockblock' another guy by talking to his girl while he is there. He can't even keep his lies straight

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Oh, I’m sure plenty of women “smile” at him
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Looks like a little girl in his age bracket really did finally smile at him

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Sounds about right

Speaking of which, I find it funny how he goes on about how much of an atheist he is and how there is no heaven and hell and all that, but completely misses the irony of the fact that in his case there doesn't need to be a hell to punish him for his behavior. He is living his own personal hell that he created for himself right now and will do so for the rest of his life, and by his own statements of atheism....thats all there is and will ever be for him. That must both infuriate him to no end and scare the shit out of him. He's punishing himself for being a creep in every way, even to the point of knowing he's a pos so much so that his own subconscious crafts delusions where he still can't be successful at getting what he wants

Satan himself couldn't come up with a more fitting torture for him, being surrounded by everything he wants and can never have, having just enough sanity to know it but not enough sanity to do anything but make things ever worse for himself. All while knowing full well people from all over the world are watching him and laughing about it, while they get everything he wants
 
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