Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
Uh oh. Here we go again with the catfishing. Lucas claims he has an 18 year old female friend in chicago, who agrees with a bunch of the stuff he says

Gee, doesn't sound like a catfish at all. What a gullible fucking idiot. He can't even keep a coherent line of thought going without stopping and looking stunned as fuck in mid sentence

and as usual, everything he has ever done is all lies and claims and made up of course. For someone who claims to be innocent he sure likes to act like a guilty person by saying 'you can't prove i'm a creep' so often

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"I have a new friend in Chicago, and she's 18, and gorgeous, and we talk and we get along well"
And she's a catfish, what else is new creep?

I can't bring myself to ever feel sorry for him getting trolled/catfished when it should be obvious by now, and he's too much of a re(tarded narcissist to realise it

"If you're going to be somebody that says I think we should teach kids that Jesus will always forgive them upon death as long as they believe, kids are gonna grow up to be little jerks"
Kinda like how your mother coddled you all your life, and you never grew up from being a spoiled child. Also lol @ Lucas talking about child abusers and putting society in danger when he's a perfect example of his own claim, he's just too stupid and repulsive to be successful at what he wants
 
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Rogowski said:
Why does Lucas insist on pronouncing the word faggot as “fegget”?
Also added another FB post crying about credit cards and cars.
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Whines about the church, but continues to get free food offered by the church. What an asshole.

moseph.jartelli said:
Lol at that redistrute wealth @ 47000 dollars per person. As if that will solve the countries money woes. What a fucking moron. He really is a communist. Ill bet he wants Kommunalki. Easy child access.
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He just wants gibs. Even if society transitioned to communism right this instant, he'd just be sitting on his ass most of the day huffing his farts while whining about the lack of a girlfriend. Then the police will take him away for being lazy/useless and be sent to the gulags. Broken men don't last very long in communism. Lucas should be damn thankful that capitalism still prevails, but he's too dumb to realize that.
 
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Qi Meng Dealer said:
Whines about the church, but continues to get free food offered by the church. What an asshole.



He just wants gibs. Even if society transitioned to communism right this instant, he'd just be sitting on his ass most of the day huffing his farts while whining about the lack of a girlfriend. Then the police will take him away for being lazy/useless and be sent to the gulags. Broken men don't last very long in communism. Lucas should be damn thankful that capitalism still prevails, but he's too dumb to realize that.
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....and that is why stalin used to refer to people like lucas as useful idiots. He'd get his ass hauled to the gulag ranting about how it wasn't real communism and isn't supposed to be this way and to just call bernie cause he'll fix the 'misunderstanding' and then proceed to get beaten to death by other prisoners his first night in the gulag
 
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Well first I do apologize if the content I'm about to ask about is on here somewhere, I'm still reading this and ofc ol russy poo, but does lucas have a yelp by chance? I would doubt it considering... well like I really need to explain it to you guys. Thank you everyone for all of this wonderfulness!
 
WonderWino said:
Is it me or does lucas look eerily like barney from the simpsons

This looks an awful lot like how I would expect lucas to look and act when getting told to stop creeping on the girls at the bar by the bartender.....while drinking his starbucks coffee of course

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The resemblance is uncanny

Also, the exact expression i'd expect when lucas gives little girls the creepy sideways glare in the bar while drinking his 'sophisticated' drinks. Has the hair slicked back, dressed to the nines, and the angry body language we've all come to expect

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He even does that thing lucas does with holding his finger up to his mouth before he speaks

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and finally, exactly how I expect lucas's reaction to be when he was kicked out of the globe and every other bar in spokane

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I rest my case
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Lucas anytime he threatens suicide:
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WonderWino said:
LOL bernie bros rise up everybody. He seriously thinks bernie is going to beat trump in the election and usher in some socialist paradise where nobody will call him a creep anymore or refuse to date him because he is on welfare and a terrible person
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AnOminous said:
If Bernie gets elected and doesn't gib da pussi to the Wern, he's going to go full Travis Bickle.
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I kinda want to see Bernie win the GE because
A: Lucas will lose his shit when he still can’t get laid
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B: All those erection-inducing campaign promises Bernie is making that Lucas is eating up will never get passed because Republicans strongly oppose everything he stands for and Democrats won’t support most of his far-left policies because most elected Democrats are moderates comparably.
 
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One thing I've noticed, Lucas admits he has social fears and all, so how is he so aware of people's social interactions? How does he know how people whom he doesn't interact with talk?

I find the 47k thing near Chris Chan fine level lacking of understanding of funds. Lucas just picked a number that sounds like a good fair pay check to him and slapped it on. He has no idea what 47k looks like, gross or net. A family may spend over 10k a year on health insurance now (let's not go down that rabbit hole my fellow autists) plus taxes, food, rent/mortage gets pricy quick this is before you pay for your car/bus pass to get to work. I'm not saying you can't live, let alone well in some areas off this it's just Lucas panders and randomly picks a number. It's like the whole fight for 15 was chosen as the number sounded good, not plotted by economists (whom often mention automation higher taxation at this level etc).

I also find "possible queer" funny from a guy who's sucked a dick vs a FATHER. A man who's put his seed in a fertile womb, vs a man who's penis doesn't work and if it did it's only exposed to the faucet of his sink.

Isn't Lucas a #feminist? So he's using his own labels as an insult to a man who's got a career, family and life. Sour grapes much?

While Stalin had the term useful idiot, Lucas doesn't even manage that, he's too weak to break rocks in a gulag, too sick to do drug testing on, too dumb for a career. He's just someone who will waste a bullet of the people made by hard (slave) laborers to remove his drain on the great society.

Lastly, we all know Lucas has no views of politics he just thinks Bernie will get him free shit, it also shows he doesn't understand how the three branches work (not that non lowcows seem to anymore) . Lucas is a poster child for negative outlook for his fans because while there are educated people of all points of view (even Bernie fans) also lolcows of points of view. Lucas is personification of the anger at others, refusing self reflection as well as greed seen by the bernie bro lolcows. Lucas is so proud of himself insulting everyone who feeds him and looks down on them.

Never forget deep down in his broken brain ramblings, all he wants to do is rape a child and nothing will change that because he's so smug he thinks he's great for it.
 
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....He literally claims that 'alot of chicks will call me a creep as a way to flirt...or a loser or a liar sometimes as a way to like flirt'

Talk about rationalizing being a creeper. Now hes flat out trying to make it sound like women are calling him creepy because they want him. Yeah that attitude totally won't lead to any bad situations at all

He also admits to being afraid of atheist women

and he is definitely still trying to manipulate people using religion

Not letting things (aka his creepy, abusive history of behavior) go and forgiving it makes everyone a hypocrite and thats totally narcissistic guys.

 
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Nice glance of his massive bald spot.
He can try to style his mop over it for videos, but everyone still knows it's practically visible from space.
Funny how he'll point out his "flaws" to "prove" he isn't a narcissist, but still tries to hide this.
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Man look at them tits tho, he's more than gained those 200 pounds he claims to have lost
 

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"I am a feminist"
every male I've met, or who women I have communicated with have known, who have identified as a feminist turned out to be a predator, so I suppose this was only inevitable Lucas would try to use feminism since using communism isn't getting the commie zoomers

"I am more willing to stay at home with the kids, and raise the kids, and watch cooking shows, and not football and still be macho man for my children and wife, as the woman works"
you tried this exact thing with Suzanne, hell it was one of the things she complained about you doing nothing but getting fat and eating all her food while she worked, but sure this time it will definitely turn out different if you just groom a minor to putting up with your laziness creep. Kinda hard for anyone to consider you macho when you have bigger tits than the women they see, and you never work a single day of your life
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The Woman Forages And The Man Tends The Fire

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klickitat said:
Ah, the classic, “I’m not homophobic or misogynistic but...”
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He really is just a garbage excuse for a human, all he does is project onto others and hurl slurs at them. It's funny though how he can't pronounce half the insults he tries to use against people
"I'm not homophobic but-"
#Creep
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TelemeresDaddy69 said:
"I am a feminist"
every male I've met, or who women I have communicated with have known, who have identified as a feminist turned out to be a predator, so I suppose this was only inevitable Lucas would try to use feminism since using communism isn't getting the commie zoomers

"I am more willing to stay at home with the kids, and raise the kids, and watch cooking shows, and not football and still be macho man for my children and wife, as the woman works"
you tried this exact thing with Suzanne, hell it was one of the things she complained about you doing nothing but getting fat and eating all her food while she worked, but sure this time it will definitely turn out different if you just groom a minor to putting up with your laziness creep. Kinda hard for anyone to consider you macho when you have bigger tits than the women they see, and you never work a single day of your life
www.youtube.com

The Woman Forages And The Man Tends The Fire

#Communism #Feminism #Instagram: @lucaswerner79
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
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If you have to specifically reiterate how much of a feminist you are, you probably aren’t, basically.
 
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