Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

He's mistaken Bernie for some sort of Messianic figure.

According to Lucas the world is changing, so Lucas doesn't have to change. Soon, people will not shun Lucas for being old, poor and crazy. Everything will be different, because of socialism. People will recognize Lucas for his many fine qualities, and stop dismissing Lucas as old, poor and crazy. He won't be any younger, wealthier or healthier, but its not going to matter, because socialism is going to change everyone's standards.

It looks like he's expecting for socialism to drag everyone else into the gutter/bottom of the barrel where he is.

 

[dingobaby]

Admittedly somewhat new (read all I could handle) to Lucas, but maybe Lucas sees Bernie as just a means to an end? From his youtube videos he seems to often associate him with equality, pussy for the boomers, therefore cucking the flat-billed Gen X dudes. He used to view the Fibonacci sequence as instruction for an age gap relationship, but has abandoned it. I wonder what his justification will be in a post-Bernie world.

 

[inv773]

A slash to the throat that connects well and you can bleed out in seconds. Box cutters are nothing to fuck around with. I knew someone who got cut to the back and somehow, through his shirt and ribcage, it nicked his lung, though that doesn't seem like it should be possible.

Totally agree. Knew someone riding with a friend downtown Chicago and a "window washer" started scrubbing his windshield and they got into an argument. Dude pulled a knife. A quick flick of the wrist from a utility knife after an altercation and he got back in the car, and his passenger who told me this story noticed he was bleeding all over the place within a few minutes and they had to book it to the hospital.

 

[WonderWino]

It looks like he's expecting for socialism to drag everyone else into the gutter/bottom of the barrel where he is.

It wouldn't surprise me if that was his intent. He doesn't care about socialism beyond the gibs, but he probably thinks if it tanks everything and everyone and drags them down to his level he'll be able to make his move on some desperate tween

Admittedly somewhat new (read all I could handle) to Lucas, but maybe Lucas sees Bernie as just a means to an end? From his youtube videos he seems to often associate him with equality, pussy for the boomers, therefore cucking the flat-billed Gen X dudes. He used to view the Fibonacci sequence as instruction for an age gap relationship, but has abandoned it. I wonder what his justification will be in a post-Bernie world.

Speaking of fibonacci, lucas's manic obsession with it probably sounds exactly like this in his head 24/7

Right down to ending up in prison and trying to cut the toes off some flatbill while trying to find the secret of fibonacci to teach him how to get the young poonernany

 

[inv773]

Lucas reveals that he became an atheist after he first had sex. Because sex felt so good that he knew God couldn't be real? I don't completely understand, unsurprisingly.

Lucas seems to have now given up completely on the telomere nonsense, and it seems to have replaced it entirely with using the Bible. Claiming that Christian girls need to date him because older men with gray hair are more righteous, misunderstanding theology in the same way he misunderstands and Cherry pics science.

He really doesn't seem to have missed a step in transitioning from supposedly being an atheist, with all of the telomere business coming from his focus on science and reason, to now transitioning to someone who, despite the fact that he still rabidly criticizes Christians, attempts to use their theology in exactly the same fashion that he used the telomere nonsense.

If there was ever any doubt that all of the telomere business was entirely self-serving and only meant to apply to Lucas himself, that doubt is gone now.

Edit: Lucas has decided to try to reverse the no true Scotsman fallacy, and throw it back in the faces of Christian girls, by deciding that he can judge who is and isn't a Christian. Of course this is only related to whether these girls "love" Lucas, because if they don't love him they're not loving everyone, the way the Bible tells them they're supposed to, therefore they're not Christian I guess?

As stupid as Lucas is, and as simplistic as this all is, it's really fairly nasty to attempt to repurpose peoples spirituality as a tool to try to get oneself laid.

Edit:

Lucas reveals that he's decided that all of his threats are okay, because as long as he doesn't write them down, or say them to anybody, and he only says them in his "worry closet", the threats aren't serious.

He's just "airing them out" with himself.

Lucas ends this video with a protracted criticism of the way liberal male feminists talk, how that makes them gay, and how the real manly thing to do, is to keep the fire, meaning to stay home sitting on your ass like Lucas does, while the female goes out and pics nuts and berries.

Lucas ain't no lispy queer. He "maintains the fire". Now he just needs your nuts and berries.

Leftist are better than liberals, if I've got that straight. Lucas doesn't have a problem with homosexuals, no not at all, he just uses gay as his default insult for all the groups of people he dislikes the most, like Republicans. The inconsistency between gay being his go-to insult, and claiming he's not homophobic, unsurprisingly doesn't bother Lucas at all. Imagine my shock.

Lucas ends this video with a typical self-contradiction, by stating that leftists whether they're male or female have balls, and that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, being a leftist, is more feminine than Hillary Clinton, who sounds like a dude. But Lucas I thought leftists had balls? Balls whether they were "up here" (indicates a woman's breasts), or "down here" (pats his nethers)? Yeah he's a jackass.

Nothing new he kind of just puts an autistic spin on things and he's late to the poker game. Religion/Cults were always a tool for the sexual predator. I think if Jim Jones sat in his room and posted on Youtube all day, he'd still be christian and crazy, but with hardly any of the influence that took out 900 people. He did start out as a Preacher. I think Lucas finally found out his only chance is the next Waco and a leader that will be his wing man.

 

[WonderWino]

The latest sermon from crackhead looking lucas in an alley

'Interracial-intergenerational coalition' sounds like something fucking NAMBLA would come up with

'Bernie would be the oldest president, interracial relationships soared under obama because a black guy was president, therefore having a super old president would cause a surge in 40 year olds dating teens'

Jesus fucking christ even for lucas this is mental

 

[Julias_Seizure2]

As unintimidating as he looks with that box cutter that video is pretty concerning. Even if he looks about as intimidating as Chris Chan with that knife hed likely still win a fight with it against someone unarmed and alone which is likely who he would go for considering how brave he is. Im just hoping he doesn't actually do anything serious and gets arrested for the threats or something else that doesn't involve him hurting/killing/raping someone first

 

[mothman96]

Republican are super immature. Democrates think they are better than everybody else. How are Socialists, "We're an utter delight".
Yup, Lucas is such an utter delight his one girlfriend dumped his pedo ass, he's been 8 yrs and counting in Incel-Doom. The last 4 yrs in Spokane alone. Olympia didn't want him either.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I just want to know what’s up with that hat.

 

[Rogowski]

The latest sermon from crackhead looking lucas in an alley

'Interracial-intergenerational coalition' sounds like something fucking NAMBLA would come up with

'Bernie would be the oldest president, interracial relationships soared under obama because a black guy was president, therefore having a super old president would cause a surge in 40 year olds dating teens'

Jesus fucking christ even for lucas this is mentals

Imagine for a moment that Bernie somehow pulls off the presidential win and he’s our president for four years, for better or worse. It probably won’t happen but watching his presidency through Lucas’ YouTube channel would be amazing. Election night would have Lucas rapid firing videos and we would get to see super smug Lucas in full effect. Probably the most smug and Kanye-esque we would ever get to see Lucas. Then slowly over the next 4 years his bright eyed optimism would slowly fade, only to be replaced by bitter resentment towards the old man who was supposed to change his life. Depending on his mental state as this all transpires I could very easily see him earning himself a visit from the Secret Service and if he were lucky it wouldn’t go any further than a routine interview.

 

[Particle Bored]

Imagine for a moment that Bernie somehow pulls off the presidential win and he’s our president for four years, for better or worse. It probably won’t happen but watching his presidency through Lucas’ YouTube channel would be amazing. Election night would have Lucas rapid firing videos and we would get to see super smug Lucas in full effect. Probably the most smug and Kanye-esque we would ever get to see Lucas. Then slowly over the next 4 years his bright eyed optimism would slowly fade, only to be replaced by bitter resentment towards the old man who was supposed to change his life. Depending on his mental state as this all transpires I could very easily see him earning himself a visit from the Secret Service and if he were lucky it wouldn’t go any further than a routine interview.

Aside from a honeymoon period, I dont think it would be much different. He already rags on "Gen Z socialists" for not fucking him. Maybe he'd just be more confused.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

A girl in the background interacts with lucas, during his first sentence.

Edit: Look how palpably bothered Lucas becomes by a girl talking to him....which is what he claims to want. He doesn't maintain eye contact, he nervously adjusts his hat, seeming to want to almost hide under the brim.

This is NEVER going to work. Lucas CANNOT interact with women,

 

[mothman96]

"I was in college for a year last year. I was on the honor roll."
He makes it sound like he made the honor roll for the 3 quarters he was in college. I still say his grades were fudged for him to make the "honor roll" the winter quarter. No way did he earn an A in the remedial algebra class on his own merit. He had to have been suspended for the 2019-2020 year for his greed to have the extra cash from financial aid and being around the teens and young women would have driven him to keep going to college.

I wonder if Bernie Sanders became aware there is a 40 yr old insane Predator in Spokane by the name of Lucas Werner, using Sanders name to try and manipulate, coerce teen girls/young women to fuck him, would Sanders send out a Cease and Desist order like Dr. Eisenberg.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

platonic option?...more like pluto-nic, Mr Planet head rape face.

BIGGITS!! FAGGITT!! NOZZIIIS!!!!

 

[WonderWino]

A girl in the background interacts with lucas, during his first sentence.

Edit: Look how palpably bothered Lucas becomes by a girl talking to him....which is what he claims to want. He doesn't maintain eye contact, he nervously adjusts his hat, seeming to want to almost hide under the brim.

This is NEVER going to work. Lucas CANNOT interact with women,

Its funny how the woman that was talking to him immediately stopped when he started going full ranting mode and how he was getting more and more visibly agitated as he was ranting. I'd bet good money she was giving him some very concerned looks when she realized he was mental, he noticed her doing so and it was making him go spastic internally which is why he started getting agitated

That speaks volumes of how he behaves around women. He can't engage with them on any level for any reason without going off in some way

 

[Free the Pedos]

“I’ll probably not get elected to public office.”

Is this the only thing he’s ever said that’s reasonable?

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

That speaks volumes of how he behaves around women. He can't engage with them on any level for any reason without going off in some way

All the game he talks about people cockblocking him and how he'll "steal your honey" and it doesn't amount to shit. A woman struck up a conversation with him and he meekly looks away to rant into his phone, showing that he is a true beta cuck. His Bernie support makes more sense now, because the only way he's getting laid is through a state mandate.

 

[DrunkenDozing]

Its funny how the woman that was talking to him immediately stopped when he started going full ranting mode and how he was getting more and more visibly agitated as he was ranting. I'd bet good money she was giving him some very concerned looks when she realized he was mental, he noticed her doing so and it was making him go spastic internally which is why he started getting agitated

That speaks volumes of how he behaves around women. He can't engage with them on any level for any reason without going off in some way

"I see these women... I see these like eighteen year old women go off with these like 60 year old men! WHY won't you go with me?"

Young woman: "Hey.. uhh I was wondering if you would be able to score some liquor for me and my friends"

"Why don't you just leave me alone you bigoted little WHORE."

 

[mothman96]

Its funny how the woman that was talking to him immediately stopped when he started going full ranting mode and how he was getting more and more visibly agitated as he was ranting. I'd bet good money she was giving him some very concerned looks when she realized he was mental, he noticed her doing so and it was making him go spastic internally which is why he started getting agitated

That speaks volumes of how he behaves around women. He can't engage with them on any level for any reason without going off in some way

If it had been an 11 yr old girl asking about college, he would have gone full blush face and would of asked her if she wanted a burrito.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

If it had been an 11 yr old girl asking about college, he would have gone full blush face and would of asked her if she wanted a burrito.

"Full blush face".

My fave Wern-ism.