Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks



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I wonder how Lucas would respond to accusations that he can't care for a child. Would he allege that he would carry it around the shady areas of Spokane all day? Would he expect the mom to work full time and provide full-time childcare while he contributes by fisting her at night? Would he expect Sister Kathy to babysit during art therapy?
 
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Lucas is right, some laws are unjust, for instance the laws that allow lucas to collect taxpayer money to use to creep on kids. He's also right that he would probably fall in love with the hooker, which would inevitably lead to an incident either with her stabbing him or her pimp putting a bullet in him. They have a low tolerance for such behavior, especially from people like lucas. The funny thing is saying he can't afford a hooker....there are some cheap hookers out there, he could get what he is looking for if he really wanted to put the effort in unfortunately. But this is also coming from the idiot who was offering $1000 for a date. If he can pay that for a date he can afford a hooker.

Which brings up an interesting point that was asked before - did he ever really intend to pay out said $1000 if he somehow managed to buy that date. It sure seems like he freudian slipped on this one and inadvertently revealed he never intended to pay out in the first place.

That said he better be real careful about his choice of words. Literally yesterday he was talking about staring at little girls in the mall and using hashtags that linked to attractions to 11 - 14 year olds and now here he is talking about 'unjust laws.' Statements like that could easily come back to bite him in the ass eventually

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Hmmm so an incel that apparently has swallowed the Scientology psuedohistory about psychology and psychiatry

Wonder if it's because a shrink once told him he has serious mental health problems
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Exactly. He knows he has been told he's fucked in the head, its why he wants nothing to do with anyone in the mental health field, keeps lying about being schitzo even after having previously admitted it and is so hostile toward the mental health field in general

and I would laugh my ass off if he tried to take a culinary course in college. The instructor would be horrified to see his handling of food and lack of hygiene and if anything he would serve a very useful purpose in showing everyone else in the class exactly what not to do with food. He would be infuriated when he cross contaminated some meat and vegetables like he frequently does and got in shit for it by someone he couldn't legitimately argue with about it. 'But I am cooking it for a whole hour!' says the guy who doesn't understand its about temperature not cooking time

TelemeresDaddy69 said:
I don't think I've seen a more rapey thumbnail for a YouTube video
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Yeah really though. If he acted that way in college he'd get his ass thrown out, if not pepper sprayed first. He looks like he's about to completely lose his marbles and attack someone if they said the wrong thing to him in that video
 
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Last I heard Bernie was 0.2% ahead with only 67% of total votes counted?

Really hope he’s out on the street and his main benefactor, the state of Washington, ends up giving it to Biden.

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BIG CATS said:
Last I heard Bernie was 0.2% ahead with only 67% of total votes counted?

Really hope he’s out on the street and his main benefactor, the state of Washington, ends up giving it to Biden.

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I'm having a hard time focusing on anything but how he blur tool'd the fuck out of his wrinkly face but left that one big patch of eyelid wrinkles there.

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I've given up trying to understand why he thinks Bernie Sanders winning anything will suddenly make girls "fresh outta high school" want to jump on his microdick.
Last I checked, none of Sanders' platform included, "And all Gen Z Hotties between 18-24 in the Spokane, WA area must fuck Lucas Werner. He hasn't had sex in 8 years!"

TelemeresDaddy69 said:
Since I'm no expert in photo editing, does anyone know what software he actually uses for his photos? It always makes me laugh when he calls others narcissists given he edits all his photos to look younger, like how he used to lie about his age on dating sites
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Probably just the free Facetune on auto.

It's also possible he just used whatever blur tool is on his phone and did some finger dragging but skipped part of that eyelid and only blurred parts of his facial hair.
 
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klickitat said:
I'm having a hard time focusing on anything but how he blur tool'd the fuck out of his wrinkly face but left that one big patch of eyelid wrinkles there.

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I've given up trying to understand why he thinks Bernie Sanders winning anything will suddenly make girls "fresh outta high school" want to jump on his microdick.
Last I checked, none of Sanders' platform included, "And all Gen Z Hotties between 18-24 in the Spokane, WA area must fuck Lucas Werner. He hasn't had sex in 8 years!"
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Since I'm no expert in photo editing, does anyone know what software he actually uses for his photos? It always makes me laugh when he calls others narcissists given he edits all his photos to look younger, like how he used to lie about his age on dating sites
 
TelemeresDaddy69 said:
Since I'm no expert in photo editing, does anyone know what software he actually uses for his photos? It always makes me laugh when he calls others narcissists given he edits all his photos to look younger, like how he used to lie about his age on dating sites
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It looks like FaceTune to me. It’s a good app if you need to brighten up a picture or smooth out an acne spot or whatever, happens to the best of us. not so much for full face editing- then you get results like this.
 
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Saw this from the Spokane Public Library

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Wonder if anybody has reported Lucas to the library already, as it’s where he spends most of his time. Figured the escalating creep behavior would get him banned pretty quick. Now maybe they have grounds to ban him due to hygiene.
 
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Rogowski said:
he was sure he was going to be a telomere expert but since he’s legally barred from that
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he got a court order barring him from college or specifically being a "telomere expert"? i thought he was on academic suspension or something and didn't want to admit to it.
 
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He was sent a cease and desist, I believe. That's why he stopped talking about telomeres.
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ah i thought it was about his academic adventures, i remember he got quiet about telomeres after the researcher supposedly sent him a letter (no confirmation that i could find on if it was a letter, phone call, or something else, just a sudden shut up from the Wizard on the topic).
 
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