Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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We do have these messages, sent on Instagram. Lucas once again shows his predatory instincts, talking about the Bible as a tool to control and modify his impressionable young girlfriend's behavior.

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That just sounds so creepy and controlling. Like a 'girlfriend' is some kind of combatant that needs to submit.
 
Watch him try to play off begging for forgiveness as a joke, but accidentally just sounding desperate.

Also on the youtube playlist and on it's own.

Looks like his lips have healed somewhat.

Still hanging out in the parking garage though, He's hanging out in a park today it seems , and at one point it sounds like someone honked a clown horn in the background.
 
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He's actually in the hut at the park by the bridge on Post. You can see the apartments across the river from him, as well as the black grate table, triple beam design of the huts horizontal bars, and the trees growing sparsely behind him along the ridge. The feedback you are hearing in the video is the Spokane River.
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Telomayonnaise said:
He's actually in the hut at the park by the bridge on Post. You can see the apartments across the river from his, as well as the black grate table, triple beam design of the huts horizontal bars, and the trees growing sparsely behind him along the ridge. The feedback you are hearing in the video is the Spokane River.
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That's sure a step up from hanging out in a parking garage. In the ones here if management notices people loitering or actual people parking get weirded out by someone who's just milling around the ramp the police usually get called. Makes me wonder if he was told to stop hanging out there.
 
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klickitat said:
Watch him try to play off begging for forgiveness as a joke, but accidentally just sounding desperate.

Also on the youtube playlist and on it's own.

Looks like his lips have healed somewhat.

Still hanging out in the parking garage though, and at one point it sounds like someone honked a clown horn in the background.
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Lucas has always been desperate, it's why he gets catfished so often and why he's such a creep. Wonder if he'll get to the point of begging for a roof over his head and trying to pass it off as humour.

The lips have healed, guess he finally got the lips looked at or balm for them. Too bad the same can't be said of his bald spot. That ponytail is 10x funnier when you get a look at the back

Creepin' on them kids in the parking lot, like a true pedophile stereotype I see. Wouldn't be surprised given Lucas' life is a circus.

klickitat said:
That's sure a step up from hanging out in a parking garage. In the ones here if management notices people loitering or actual people parking get weirded out by someone who's just milling around the ramp the police usually get called. Makes me wonder if he was told to stop hanging out there.
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He gets banned from places pretty frequently, so I wouldn't be surprised if someone from here or Sofalaw let them know a known pedophile was hanging around there being creepy and making videos
 
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klickitat said:
Watch him try to play off begging for forgiveness as a joke, but accidentally just sounding desperate.

Also on the youtube playlist and on it's own.

Looks like his lips have healed somewhat.

Still hanging out in the parking garage though, He's hanging out in a park today it seems , and at one point it sounds like someone honked a clown horn in the background.
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In the mind of Lucas, he can do no wrong. It's everyone else's fault. So what is he, jokingly or not, asking to be forgiven for?

Oh, and the "clown horn" I'm pretty sure is just a goose honking. Probably alerting all the other geese to stay away from the fat creepy human yelling into his phone.
 
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A whole lotta nope said:
In the mind of Lucas, he can do no wrong. It's everyone else's fault. So what is he, jokingly or not, asking to be forgiven for?

Oh, and the "clown horn" I'm pretty sure is just a goose honking. Probably alerting all the other geese to stay away from the fat creepy human yelling into his phone.
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Probably just alerting other geese about the mrsa and to avoid potentially catching Wuhan virus off Lucas, when he inevitably catches it due to his poor hygiene
 
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klickitat said:
Watch him try to play off begging for forgiveness as a joke, but accidentally just sounding desperate.

Also on the youtube playlist and on it's own.

Looks like his lips have healed somewhat.

Still hanging out in the parking garage though, He's hanging out in a park today it seems , and at one point it sounds like someone honked a clown horn in the background.
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He sure is clearing his throat a lot here... I predict we don't have very much time with him left
 
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wenttobermuda said:
This is one of Lucas's most entertaining, defining qualities. A sort of social asymmetry.



Even more than Lacie, I believe Lucas's legendary encounter with the 16 year old Starbucks barista was rooted in this dynamic. The girl offered Lucas the same customer service any Starbucks patron receives: a moment's attention, a polite smile, a bit of professional friendliness. Lucas, thirsty and feeling the unfamiliar warmth of female attention, interpreted this as sexual interest and left her the infamous love quest note.

Lots of dudes do this to some degree. "She looked in my direction, she's into me." "She replied to my DM, she's into me!" But Lucas is on another level, and its part of why he's so exceptional.


This. And I don't like the effect. Atheist Lucas is sort of boring. Like a teen who resents and relies upon his parents, Lucas is eating scraps off a Christian's plate, and sleeping under a Christian's roof. Gratitude being alien to his character, he doubles down on euphoric atheism to protect his ego. But he starts quoting scripture?

His shit about the Bible being a manual for controlling girls is interesting. It reflects Lucas' magical thinking about language. He seems to think that words are spells, that when used in the right combination, can control people and get him what he wants. There's some combination of syllables that will get him some zoomer poonaner. The reason he's single has nothing to do with any of his qualities; rather, he just hasn't used the right words on the right teen. So he keeps trying, and now he's finding inspiration in the Bible of all places.
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I think it’s partly magical thinking and partly good old-fashioned incel logic...that women are complicated machines, but if you can just crack their passwords, use the right phrases to activate the lizard-brain mating instinct in them via special complex trigger words and behaviours, you will get Free Vagina Forever.

Part of the generic incel rage stems from the inability to understand that women are people and they’re all different. Lucas just thinks if he can find the manual or shout the correct popular zoomer words, sex will happen and he will finally have a feeeemale to control and mate with and keep in his nest away from other, better males.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
use the right phrases to activate the lizard-brain mating instinct in them via special complex trigger words and behaviours, you will get Free Vagina Forever.
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Whereas entry-level PUA virgins learned basic terms of endearment like "cutie" and "baby", Lucas attached to "nigger" and "faggot" which is just a hilarious example of his ability to fuck up even the most basic of concepts.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
Whereas entry-level PUA virgins learned basic terms of endearment like "cutie" and "baby", Lucas attached to "nigga" and "faggot" which is just a hilarious example of his ability to fuck up even the most basic of concepts.
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I just picture him screaming at a college dorm via a megaphone, baffled as to why the special zoomer sex trigger words aren’t working.

“BERNIE SANDERS!!!! SOCIALISM! CLASSIST!! FREE SUSHI!! IS THIS THING EVEN FUCKING ON?!”
 
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MeganDodgedABullet said:
big ups to our archiving autists. It's a golden age in Wernology.

Boomer addition :biggrin: Didn't he get catfished to travelling to Ida- ho ( tee hee) back in the day???
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That’s why he’s in Spokane. It’s the closest city in Washington to where he got cat fished to. Washington just takes a lot better care of homeless than Idaho does, they’re a die hard red state.
 
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