Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[TelemeresDaddy69]

That's particularly funny because there's definitely people watching Lucas just to feel better about their own lives. Probably even lesser cows could feel glad that at least they're not Lucas.

Parents of kids with disabilities can also watch the creep to be glad their kids aren't that bad

That’s why he’s in Spokane. It’s the closest city in Washington to where he got cat fished to. Washington just takes a lot better care of homeless than Idaho does, they’re a die hard red state.

What was the actual reason he moved from Olympia to Spokane? I thought he'd never left the state of Washington and was born in or near Olympia

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That's particularly funny because there's definitely people watching Lucas just to feel better about their own lives. Probably even lesser cows could feel glad that at least they're not Lucas.

I know those feels.

 

[FatherPucci]

What was the actual reason he moved from Olympia to Spokane? I thought he'd never left the state of Washington and was born in or near Olympia

I don’t have the full saga on hand but long story short was that he was catfished. I’ll see if I can dig it up when I’m by a computer

 

[wenttobermuda]

What was the actual reason he moved from Olympia to Spokane? I thought he'd never left the state of Washington and was born in or near Olympia

Catfished.

He got on a bus to meet a millenial queen. Never made it back.

So, our Friend Lucas Werner bought a bus ticket to Idaho to be with a girl that's friends with a former catfish of his, that is supposedly 19.
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Ok, from what I can tell, the meeting was supposed to happen yesterday, at least Lucas thought so. He screencapped and post their Messenger convo to his Facebook, and that annoyed Joy. Also, his ticket was one-way, so he apparently thinks he's going to stick around for a while. Nothing has been posted today, so draw your own conclusions. Also, I've posted an archive of his Facebook. Read the thing about cockblocking. Does that sound like something didn't go according to plan? I checked her Facebook, and there's no activity today either, so I hope she's just laying low, and Lucas isn't holding her hostage in some ratty hotel room.

EDIT: I'm getting the sick feeling this is an attempt at catfishing that's going to backfire horribly on her.

http://archive.li/PIGqw

Lucas was originally Catfished to Coeur d'Alene. After all this speculation over how he would be dealt with, it's a real shame he couldn't get his check there and stayed.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Catfished.

He got on a bus to meet a millenial queen. Never made it back.

Shame he never managed to hitchhike back to Olympia, I'm curious how different he would have turned out had he stayed there, like how much more better or worse Olympia's mental health services and disabled housing is compared to Spokane

Man all his photos he has that forced creeper 'smile' that just reeks of predator trying to hide in a sheep's clothing. Crazy how badly he aged since moving to Spokane

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If he's going to be homeless from now on, he should leave Spokane. He's lucky with the timing now, but winter can get rough there.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

If he's going to be homeless from now on, he should leave Spokane. He's lucky with the timing now, but winter can get rough there.

Lucas honestly believes no matter how bad he fucks up he'll always be able to find somewhere that is provided to him by the government. That and the newest catfish will let him stay at their house all day and eat their food while they work like Suzanne did

 

[Nobleman]

He was in at HOC tonight so obviously the Idaho meeting didn't go well....

 

[Da Dude123]

Fatty always thinks the government will provide. The government owes him housing and medical care and his precious EBT card which should be bringing in all the Gen Z girls since they're Bernie Sanders supporters.

I wonder how long this catfish will string him along? It would be funny if he got another one way ticket on the dog and got stranded in a new city. Lucas like most lolcows absolutely never learns his lesson and will keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again.

Lucas honestly believes no matter how bad he fucks up he'll always be able to find somewhere that is provided to him by the government. That and the newest catfish will let him stay at their house all day and eat their food while they work like Suzanne did

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

He was in at HOC tonight so obviously the Idaho meeting didn't go well....

HOC?

Fatty always thinks the government will provide. The government owes him housing and medical care and his precious EBT card which should be bringing in all the Gen Z girls since they're Bernie Sanders supporters.

I wonder how long this catfish will string him along? It would be funny if he got another one way ticket on the dog and got stranded in a new city. Lucas like most lolcows absolutely never learns his lesson and will keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again.

I doubt he has the balls to try that again. I mean he has more than enough disability pay to get a bus back to Olympia but he never bothered

 

[Particle Bored]

HOC?


I doubt he has the balls to try that again. I mean he has more than enough disability pay to get a bus back to Olympia but he never bothered

House Of Charity shelter

 

[WonderWino]

Fatty always thinks the government will provide. The government owes him housing and medical care and his precious EBT card which should be bringing in all the Gen Z girls since they're Bernie Sanders supporters.

I wonder how long this catfish will string him along? It would be funny if he got another one way ticket on the dog and got stranded in a new city. Lucas like most lolcows absolutely never learns his lesson and will keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again.

Its interesting how perfectly that kind of behavior of his fits with the definition of insanity

Also, with coronachan going around lucas had better watch out. The homeless aren't known for being in good health at the best of times and are frequent carriers whenever something like this comes around., and with his shit health he wouldn't do well if he should become infected. There is also the possibility of someone getting seriously ill from it there and HOC getting shut down temporarily to prevent it from infecting everyone staying there.....or perhaps even doing that while forcing everyone who has been there recently - lucas included into involuntary quarantine.

Lucas would lose his shit getting forced into a hospital again even if it isn't mental health related this time. and if it were to go the other way and just get him kicked out while its shut down he would be seriously fucked for potentially weeks if not longer and would be forced to live on the street. It would be quite the turn of events for him

 

[Rogowski]

New Lucas DMs from the same source on SOFALAW. His Korean girlfriend living in Spokane is also Mormon which is weird since Utahbro lives in the state with the highest population of Mormons.

The plot thickens...

ETA: FB post around the same time. He really has the expectation of being able to turn his new Korean GF into his fuckdoll slave by uttering a few key phrases in her direction.

 

[MCLOS Horthy]

He is incapable of understanding that other people don't operate on rigid if/then statements like his rеtard staph infection brain does. Solipsistic fuckers like this always have a permanently, smugly teenage attitude about everything.

 

[Club Sandwich]

galatians 6 is Paul reminding people that when somebody has sinned, it's better to try and "carry their burden" to get them back to Grace - if you shun them, all you're doing is losing a fellow Christian to "evil". it has nothing to do with forgiveness. in fact, it suggests to seek forgiveness from God through yourself for transgressions committed, because that's how you reach salvation.

also lmao what at Luke and John - those are pretty popular passages. in Luke 14, it's a guy that offers a great feast and people beg off to not attend, and so he sends his servants to fetch the beggars and wretches instead, because they would be grateful - it's a lesson for a combination of humility, grace, and gratefulness for the hospitality of others, and in particular, that people cannot know how good they have things (and they spurn good things) until they have had hardship.

John 13 is all about the prediction of the betrayal of Jesus by Judas and that when Jesus is gone, people who've never heard of Him would still see the good things He's taught because His disciples live godly lives and are living proof of the love God has for Man. (more or less).

they aren't remotely related unless you count that both involve a feast of some kind.

i can knock off the Bible sperging if it's annoying - i spent 13+ years in religious schools and was bought up by fairly devout parents. a lot of it is from memory so i'm not 100% certain of it all either.

 

[mothman96]

New Lucas DMs from the same source on SOFALAW. His Korean girlfriend living in Spokane is also Mormon which is weird since Utahbro lives in the state with the highest population of Mormons.

The plot thickens...

ETA: FB post around the same time. He really has the expectation of being able to turn his new Korean GF into his fuckdoll slave by uttering a few key phrases in her direction.

From what I've gathered, in the Mormon sect (LDS) the men are expected to be productive, carry their own weight. No Mormon woman would be caught dead dating bottom of the barrel scum like Lucas. Also, the Mormon church is not considered christian by the mainline Christian (Catholic, Orthodox, protestant) denominations.

Lucas never fails talking out of his ass.

 

[Free the Pedos]

i can knock off the Bible sperging if it's annoying - i spent 13+ years in religious schools and was bought up by fairly devout parents. a lot of it is from memory so i'm not 100% certain of it all either.

Lucas is at the "If God is good, why do bad things happen to good people? Checkmate, Christcucks!" level of theology. I enjoy hearing how easy it is to rebuke him from a Christian perspective.

 

[Rescuetoast]

From what I've gathered, in the Mormon sect (LDS) the men are expected to be productive, carry their own weight. No Mormon woman would be caught dead dating bottom of the barrel scum like Lucas. Also, the Mormon church is not considered christian by the mainline Christian (Catholic, Orthodox, protestant) denominations.

Lucas never fails talking out of his ass.

Correct, providing for your family and taking care of your wife and kids financially, spiritually and emotionally are pretty much the most important things you can be doing in the church. You’re also really not supposed to do things in excess, food is included in that (it’s the same bit of scripture that says no coffee or tea and no alcohol or tobacco. It’s called the word of wisdom if you’re curious).

The other thing is that if this hypothetical girl is LDS, she’s not gonna get with Lucas solely because the end game in Mormon dating is temple marriage and Lucas is NEVER getting in a temple.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He's 40 and still trying to figure out the konami code to a teenage girl's vagina.

Lucas, there is no magic phrase that will make a mentally ill, homeless, obese, middle-aged man desirable. None. The fuck you think is gonna happen, some teen thirst trap will scoop you up and let you live in their mom's guest room?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He's 40 and still trying to figure out the konami code to a teenage girl's vagina.

Lucas, there is no magic phrase that will make a mentally ill, homeless, obese, middle-aged man desirable. None. The fuck you think is gonna happen, some teen thirst trap will scoop you up and let you live in their mom's guest room?

He has the right idea with bragging about his EBT card. Except he needs something of value a young girl would care about, like money and/or drugs. But then that's admitting you need to pay for a woman, which Lucas is above doing, I assume.