Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LeeLoo]

Its not though. Lack of empathy is a symptom of narcissistic personality disorder, autism, borderline personality disorder and others. Lack of empathy is not a symptom of "bi-polar" by which I'm guessing you mean "bipolar disorder" because no one spells it with a hyphen.

I was actually quoting Lucas’s thoughts and theories. He has said in past videos he can’t be bipolar, because he’s an empath, and not being able to feel or express empathy is a sign of bipolar. This was Lucas’s train of thought, not mine. I was simply using his own twisted logic to show that since he clearly can’t be bipolar, there’s no reason he can’t hold a job.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I find it remarkable if only because it's part of a pattern, and gives us an insight into how functional he was during the pivotal "teen love" part of his life where the Gen X wombs eluded him. Didn't fail at school because he's dumb, but rather socially and psychologically a mess, and that's relevant to the cow.

If his HS failure was his sole lolcow credential, who cares? Part of a pattern of never succeeding at anything and being taken care of by others? That's interesting to me, especially considering how he presents himself.

That’s true, it does line up with him never being a functional person and it is interesting that he seems to have kinda gotten stuck there.
Sorry you missed prom, Lucas. It’s been like, what, 22 years, though? so it’s probably time to move on.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Let's also remember that he sent a copy of Meeple Toss to his underage niece- and he has literally talked about how hot she is.

One of his favorite creepy fap-type lines is "younger than my youngest niece."

I wonder if he smokes weed to self medicate for because he thinks it will help lure underage girls?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Day 4 with the same shirt, btw. With how much he's walking around and sweating within seconds, he must absolutely reek.

 

[LeeLoo]

Random Lucas request! My favorite Lucas mood is when he goes from relatively calm, to a sudden outburst of rage.

Sometime late last year when he started mad posting, he was going off about the capitalist pig oligarchs, and he got so mad he screamed: AHHHH EAT MY FUCKING FUCK!!!

I laughed so hard I almost cried and peed. This is a total long shot, but does anyone remember that outburst?! I’d love to find it again!!

 

[dirtydeanna96]

One of his favorite creepy fap-type lines is "younger than my youngest niece."

I wonder if he smokes weed to self medicate for because he thinks it will help lure underage girls?

 

[BowlOfDick]

Grey Pride! Looks like being homeless is rapidly taking its toll.

Also: 100% sure now that Lukey has dentures and tries to keep it a secret.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Grey Pride! Looks like being homeless is rapidly taking its toll.

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Also: 100% sure now that Lukey has dentures and tries to keep it a secret.

I dunno about the dentures. I think, knowing Lucas, we wpuld have had a vid of him on the toilet taking them out and playing with them, or something.

Think about it. He's gross. He has no filter and no shame.

He's proud of being "old".

I just don't see it. Yes, his teeth don't look THAT bad, but not every poor person is Joe Bob West Virginia with one dangling tooth.

 

[BowlOfDick]

I dunno about the dentures. I think, knowing Lucas, we wpuld have had a vid of him on the toilet taking them out and playing with them, or something.

Think about it. He's gross. He has no filter and no shame.

He's proud of being "old".

I just don't see it. Yes, his teeth don't look THAT bad, but not every poor person is Joe Bob West Virginia with one dangling tooth.

But we know how he tries to hide his baldness. Lucas is proud of his age, but utterly terrified of his ageing.

His gums look far, far too healthy for them to be natural.

 

[teleméres69]

I think you're underestimating just how stupid Lucas really is

Didn't fail at school because he's dumb, but rather socially and psychologically a mess, and that's relevant to the cow.

Most likely has them and hides it like his bald spot, as it's another sign he's too old for zoomers. Just look at him back in like December and its night and day with how badly he's aged since being homeless. Not only that, but Lucas takes terrible care of his health, you really think his teeth are any better? It'd be weird if his teeth were the one thing he actually maintained

But we know how he tries to hide his baldness. Lucas is proud of his age, but utterly terrified of his ageing.

His gums look far, far too healthy for them to be natural.

 

[WonderWino]

Not graduating high school is the least remarkable thing about Lucas. Plenty of people don’t graduate and do fine, as usual he’s just missing the motivation to do anything besides whine and coast through literally his whole life doing below the bare minimum.

The irony here is that he's being true to the gen X stereotype of being a generation of slackers

I wonder if he smokes weed to self medicate for because he thinks it will help lure underage girls?

Probably intends it to be both, as they aren't mutually exclusive. He's just too stupid to realize bipolars and schitzos shouldn't touch weed cause it makes their mental issues worse very quickly...as is evidenced by his behavior while hes smoking during his videos

Grey Pride! Looks like being homeless is rapidly taking its toll

I wonder how long it'll be before he starts claiming he's a greybeard himself and how its a good thing and how grey hair is a sign of strong telomeres and DNA. He could have a tshirt made that says 'grey pride world wide'

 

[Wernology]

But we know how he tries to hide his baldness. Lucas is proud of his age, but utterly terrified of his ageing.

His gums look far, far too healthy for them to be natural.

What gets me (and makes me think dentures) is that if you watch some of his videos from a few years ago, he has a very pronounced lisp.

Poorly fitted dental bridges or dentures can cause that and unless he got speech therapy while it was in the loony bin, the chances of a lisp that's the result of a speech impediment clearing up spontaneously are pretty low.

The chances of a lisp caused by poorly fitted dental bridges or dentures clearing up, however, is pretty high.

 

[WonderWino]

Apparently lucas has no understanding of what an agnostic is literally at all

Its another tirade about how you essentially have to be an atheist because you can't prove god exists and not understanding that the concept of agnosticism is that you can neither prove it nor disprove it

He literally says 'with me absence of evidence is evidence of absence' which literally a well known and often repeated fallacy which is flat out false and well known for it being false. Adding in that 1+1 = 2 as proof of 'beliefs don't matter 1+1 is always 2' which ironically isn't always true, cause math gets weird when you start digging into it. Not that i'd expect a dumbshit like lucas who can't even pass a basic high school tard math class to understand that. and he says 'why is the sky blue isn't a stupid question' which is ironic because the sky isn't blue, its in the UV spectrum and is some kind of UV purple but our brains do some color phase shifting trickery cause we can't see that part of the spectrum. Apparently he isn't aware of that either

and wtf is this 'and jesus was a violent motherfucker who beat up people in a temple without permission' horseshit?

ffs it was literally one stupid statement after another. Its astounding how he managed to spout so much wrong shit in one short video

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

and he says 'why is the sky blue isn't a stupid question' which is ironic because the sky isn't blue, its in the UV spectrum and is some kind of UV purple but our brains do some color phase shifting trickery cause we can't see that part of the spectrum. Apparently he isn't aware of that either

not quite, it's due to light undergoing Rayleigh scattering as it passes through the atmosphere (this is also the reason the sky becomes red at dawn and sunset)
and in fairness, Rayleigh/Mie scattering generally isn't taught in educational systems unless you take physics courses

 

[JimmyNugget]

Grey Pride! Looks like being homeless is rapidly taking its toll.

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Also: 100% sure now that Lukey has dentures and tries to keep it a secret.

The grey hairs simply means his genes are ripening to perfection.

 

[BowlOfDick]

What gets me (and makes me think dentures) is that if you watch some of his videos from a few years ago, he has a very pronounced lisp.

Poorly fitted dental bridges or dentures can cause that and unless he got speech therapy while it was in the loony bin, the chances of a lisp that's the result of a speech impediment clearing up spontaneously are pretty low.

The chances of a lisp caused by poorly fitted dental bridges or dentures clearing up, however, is pretty high.

That’s what’s got me thinking. His upper teeth now seem a bit more pronounced. This often happens with gingival recession, where the guns shrink from badly maintained health. Diabetes in particular.

 

[wenttobermuda]

What gets me (and makes me think dentures) is that if you watch some of his videos from a few years ago, he has a very pronounced lisp.

Poorly fitted dental bridges or dentures can cause that and unless he got speech therapy while it was in the loony bin, the chances of a lisp that's the result of a speech impediment clearing up spontaneously are pretty low.

The chances of a lisp caused by poorly fitted dental bridges or dentures clearing up, however, is pretty high.

Between his obesity, hygiene, blood pressure, beetus and untreated mental illness, Lucas demonstrates zero self care. He does not take care of his health, which makes sense, because there's no polishing a turd.

I cannot believe his dental health is any different. I agree that Lucas must have dentures. At 40. Lol.

He has spent the better part of the past two decades languishing schizo at laughing academies and transitional tard living facilities. He admits that for a while, he could not shit in a toilet like a big boy. He wasn't brushing his teeth.

So we must add "toothless" to his list of epiphets. As in "fat, schizo, incel, toothless..."

Ordinarily mocking someone's dental health would not amuse me. But Lucas is special. Anything that highlights the divide between what he is and how he'd like to see himself and be seen is interesting and funny imo.

 

[JuniperFalls]

He literally says 'with me absence of evidence is evidence of absence'

Lucas being Lucas, he clearly doesn't know the actual quote is "Absence of evidence is NOT evidence of absence." The exact opposite of what he claims here, IOW.

 

[LeeLoo]

Between his obesity, hygiene, blood pressure, beetus and untreated mental illness, Lucas demonstrates zero self care. He does not take care of his health, which makes sense, because there's no polishing a turd.

I cannot believe his dental health is any different. I agree that Lucas must have dentures. At 40. Lol.

He has spent the better part of the past two decades languishing schizo at laughing academies and transitional tard living facilities. He admits that for a while, he could not shit in a toilet like a big boy. He wasn't brushing his teeth.

So we must add "toothless" to his list of epiphets. As in "fat, schizo, incel, toothless..."

Ordinarily mocking someone's dental health would not amuse me. But Lucas is special. Anything that highlights the divide between what he is and how he'd like to see himself and be seen is interesting and funny imo.

This is another Lucas head scratcher. Clearly he is physically repulsive in every conceivable way, but he describes himself as “cute, handsome and good looking.” How much of that is Lucas lying to himself, or Lucas being so delusional he truly does believe he’s attractive?

I can’t find one physical trait about him that isn’t awful. Even when he’s lost weight, his lack of exercise simply creates a big floppy body of loose skin. He has dead, crazy eyes that make it appear as though he never sleeps. He has a giant, beak like nose, and huge horse teeth. His greasy rat tail is vomit inducing, and his head is freakishly large, resulting in his face resembling a gourd. I’d love to know what exactly he sees in the mirror.

 

[BowlOfDick]

This is another Lucas head scratcher. Clearly he is physically repulsive in every conceivable way, but he describes himself as “cute, handsome and good looking.” How much of that is Lucas lying to himself, or Lucas being so delusional he truly does believe he’s attractive?

I can’t find one physical trait about him that isn’t awful. Even when he’s lost weight, his lack of exercise simply creates a big floppy body of loose skin. He has dead, crazy eyes that make it appear as though he never sleeps. He has a giant, beak like nose, and huge horse teeth. His greasy rat tail is vomit inducing, and his head is freakishly large, resulting in his face resembling a gourd. I’d love to know what exactly he sees in the mirror.

I’ve said before how Luke demonstrates every known coping mechanism. In the case of his physical appearance, it’s outright denial.