Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

If anyone follows Lucas on Instagram feel free to ask him what happened to his game collection.
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I'm straight up curious if only because I know, based on the ones he showed off in videos, he had at least close to $1k worth of board games (some of which he destroyed the value of by punching them despite the fact he knew he wouldn't be playing them due to the No Friends thing). Did his old flophouse have to legally hold onto them for him? Or were they legally allowed to throw them out or donate them or something if he didn't arrange for them to be picked up within a certain amount of time?
 
It amuses me endlessly that Lucas will never be a father, let alone a sexually active adult male. I here pause and take a moment out of my day to appreciate this. World isn't that bad a place after all.

Lucas wants sex and progeny more than anything. This desire he has in common with other animals overwhelms him. But it's not in the cards, and that's glorious and hilarious and proper.

He has sad, gross little mammal dreams that will never come true. Lol.

I like to picture the moment when Lucas realizes it was not in the cards.
 
The fact nobody has reported this pedophile incel on Patreon is very disappointing, as well as likely why he doesn't get in trouble. That and currently less staff with the virus. I suspect if a few people cause a fuss about it on their social media they'd look into Lucas like Weebly did. Also, isn't it fraud that his Patreon says his videos are Patreon exclusive while also being available publicly for free on his own YouTube channel?
That said, i'm still surprised his patreon hasn't been banned yet. They've banned people for far less than the predatory behavior he uses it for

I can just imagine Chris Hansen reading this to Luc
"It doesn't really matter bitches. No matter what, it's going to be sex...with Lucas!"

Didn't Dan Campbell mention in the video he recorded of Lucas that he has done homosexual acts in the past? Wouldn't surprise me given he's an incel and is incredibly hostile towards women. And I mean he predicted the pedophilia, mrsa, and psychopath shit before he even ended up in Spokane
Lucas 'i'm totally not gay and have no interest in men at all' Werner everybody

The fact he is homeless and unable to have sex with a woman consensually could be proof of there being some universe; justice out there. Lucas is a garbage excuse for a person, and he gets exactly what he deserves in return
It amuses me endlessly that Lucas will never be a father, let alone a sexually active adult male. I here pause and take a moment out of my day to appreciate this. World isn't that bad a place after all.

Lucas wants sex and progeny more than anything. This desire he has in common with other animals overwhelms him. But it's not in the cards, and that's glorious and hilarious and proper.

He has sad, gross little mammal dreams that will never come true. Lol.

I like to picture the moment when Lucas realizes it was not in the cards.
 
It amuses me endlessly that Lucas will never be a father, let alone a sexually active adult male. I here pause and take a moment out of my day to appreciate this. World isn't that bad a place after all.

Lucas wants sex and progeny more than anything. This desire he has in common with other animals overwhelms him. But it's not in the cards, and that's glorious and hilarious and proper.

He has sad, gross little mammal dreams that will never come true. Lol.

I like to picture the moment when Lucas realizes it was not in the cards.
Reaaaalllly contemplating “sad, gross little mammal dreams” as my new custom title, fam. ❤️
 
He's come full circle.

From a homeless shelter in, sore on his face, jankey facial hair, begging women to date him and offering to payin 2016 to...a homeless shelter, sore on his face, jankey facial hair, begging for women to date him and offering to pay in 2019.

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If anyone follows Lucas on Instagram feel free to ask him what happened to his game collection.
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This is my main Lucas related curiosity at the moment.

It’s odd how I’m both saddened and filled with glee when I think of them slowly turning into pulp in a dumpster.

Unfortunately on reviewing Washington State law however, it appears that they are legally obligated to store his possessions for him on account of his disability.

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No doubt the poor people managing these apartments are used to evicting wastrels like Lucas, so they probably have somewhere to store his games and filthy blankets. I suspect they will be billing the taxpayer for this.

Once again, Wern finds another way to sponge off the state.
 
He's come full circle.

From a homeless shelter in, sore on his face, jankey facial hair, begging women to date him and offering to payin 2016 to...a homeless shelter, sore on his face, jankey facial hair, begging for women to date him and offering to pay in 2019.

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Even in those two pictures it looks like he’s aged a decade. If I didn’t know him and you told me he was 55 I wouldn’t question it.
 
This is my main Lucas related curiosity at the moment.

It’s odd how I’m both saddened and filled with glee when I think of them slowly turning into pulp in a dumpster.

Unfortunately on reviewing Washington State law however, it appears that they are legally obligated to store his possessions for him on account of his disability.

SEE HERE

No doubt the poor people managing these apartments are used to evicting wastrels like Lucas, so they probably have somewhere to store his games and filthy blankets. I suspect they will be billing the taxpayer for this.

Once again, Wern finds another way to sponge off the state.
I'm not certain this applies. At the fart chamber, Lucas was never legally a "tennant," nor provided the protections of tennancy under Washington law.

That's why they were able to boot him the way they did, and why his residency was subject to other restrictions beyond a landlord tenant contract.

Thus, I maintain my black hope that Lucas's hoard lies discarded and moldering somewhere.
 
Let's pretend that Lucas isn't disgusting hobo with MRSA, awfull personality, mental disorders, completely fucked up worldview, and so on, and so on... Still nothing turns on women more than planning 4 dates in advance down to details and having 0 spontaneity.
 
He doesn’t have a prescription for weed, right? He just buys it commercially?
 
Long time student of Wernology, first time poster. One of my favorite things about Luke is how his stupidity and penchant for lying lead to major inconsistencies in his stories. For years his excuse for leeching off the government has been his diagnosis of bi-polar. He has bi-polar, so he can’t work.

Some time last year he got it into his gourd that he’s an empath, and since lack of empathy is a sign of bi-polar, he must not be bi-polar. Just yesterday in one of his street rants he again mentioned his diagnosis as “unofficial”. Ok, so if he doesn’t have bi-polar, surely there is nothing holding him back from getting a job, right?!
 
He doesn’t have a prescription for weed, right? He just buys it commercially?

As far as I know, yeah. It's legal in WA but, honestly, for a lot of people with mental illness (especially if otherwise unmedicated) high THC can make their symptoms worse, doubly so for mental illness that has characteristics of wild mood swings, paranoid/delusional thinking, or hallucinations of any kind. Regardless of whether he's bipolar, schizoaffective, schizophrenic, autistic, or a combination of those, high THC is very, very likely to just amplify his symptoms.

He'd be way better off, most likely, going with high CBD strains that have low THC content if he's trying to self medicate with it. That would be way less likely to make his manic episodes as manic as they are. High CBD strains would be more likely to even his moods out and keep him relatively calm, just not high.

And he's clearly NOT calm when he's high, he comes off as extra manic when he's high.

Worried that Lucas could begin stalking people, not like he has anything else to do or to lose.

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Would Lucas burn a house down? He’s probably too scared of the consequences.

But that weed is fucking his mind up with hilarious results. Hope he starts dabbing those crazy WA concentrates, he’ll have visions of Bernie for sure.

Nice he's finally admitting, in a roundabout way, that he's an incel and not a bachelor.

In my subsidized disabled housing area, they specifically tell us they won't store our shit after 30 days for any reason. I assume Pioneer Place has the same rules.

In all honesty, I feel legitimately bad for him if that's the case.

That's about the only aspect of Lucas I feel genuinely sorry for; he had a pretty decent collection of some hard to find/rare games, and losing that is just sort of sad, even if he lost it because of his own stupid ass behavior and bad personality getting him evicted.

The board games thing was probably his only harmless hobby and I'm not going to make fun of someone for having a weird, but ultimately harmless hobby. I have a few myself and, personally (probably because I would stamp the Autistic reaction to this post if I could for this section of the reply alone), nothing shuts me down from wanting to talk to other people as fast as someone making fun of one of my uncommon hobbies or special interests.

I'm not into board games, I haven't got the attention span for them, but I know I'd be kind of devastated if I lost my collection of A Thing that was a special interest. On the same note, I have friends who are otherwise normal (i.e. not creepy incels into young girls) and who love those bizarrely complicated board games to the point that they have regular game nights to play them and it's so weird to me to listen to them talk about how some board game took them collectively a goddamned month to complete.

Sounds boring as fuck to me (and, trust me, it's boring as fuck to listen to but, they're my friends and they put up with me rambling about my boring-to-them interests so, y'know...), but they have a great time with it so, cool, I'll listen because it's a harmless hobby that makes them happy.

If Lucas had any friends, they'd be smart to encourage him to focus on any and all aspects of the board game hobby, including his poorly thought out attempts at making his own games, because it keeps his mind off of and keeps him away from young girls if he's focused on a pile of meeples and weird cardboard shapes.

It's sort of a spinoff of modern animal training: Encourage the behaviors you want to see, give no reaction to the behaviors you don't, and eventually the animal will start automatically doing the behaviors you want to see because they get rewarded in some way for it.
 
The board games thing was probably his only harmless hobby and I'm not going to make fun of someone for having a weird, but ultimately harmless hobby. I have a few myself and, personally (probably because I would stamp the Autistic reaction to this post if I could for this section of the reply alone), nothing shuts me down from wanting to talk to other people as fast as someone making fun of one of my uncommon hobbies or special interests.
Lucas was using the boardgames as bait to get himself a young ovulator. He took one of his own "Meeple Toss" to college, set it up and said something along the lines "the trap is set". While board games are a harmless hobby for regular people, it is another matter with Lucas.
 
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