Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas sounds like a fag?

I don't hear it. You have many problems, Lucas....but i don't think this is one you need to worry about, cuh.

You sound much more like a nut.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas sounds like a fag?

I don't hear it. You have many problems, Lucas....but i don't think this is one you need to worry about, cuh.

You sound much more like a nut.

....lol he literally said he sounds gay and then said he hates people when they agree with him when he says something negative about himself

What a fucking loon. Narcissism thy name is lucas

 

[teleméres69]

I'm waiting for him to regress to talking to the voices in his head on camera again, wonder how much worse it'll get with him also being homeless

You're Lying To Me

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Lucas isn't a skitzocow in the same way as someone like John Bulla, but we shouldn't forget that he was diagnosed with schizophrenia for good reason. His skitzo tendencies tend to manifest themselves into his ramblings when he's talking about telomerase. If you peer into the archive of his most infamous 'website,' you'll find the stream of consciousness that only an unmedicated schizophrenic would find intelligible. Granted, nowadays he's far more subdued in that regard but let's not forget that he's also a certified manic-depressive with all the impotent rage of an autistic incel.

Lucas sounds more like a whiny manchild most of the time, and on occasion just a typical sexual predator. He's doing his typical routine of finding something he doesn't care about or something small to make fun of himself to take the attention off his behaviour. Least he still admits he has a micro penis, sorry mega micro penis

....lol he literally said he sounds gay and then said he hates people when they agree with him when he says something negative about himself

What a fucking loon. Narcissism thy name is lucas

 

[Krathnami]

If he doesn’t like it when people agree with him when he talks shit about himself then maybe he should stop talking shit about himself but hey that’s just me

I don’t know if he sounds like a ‘fag’ (Lucas the phony ally associates that as a negative, of course). What he does sound like, and this is in a good day, is a standard garden variety mentally ill raving hobo that you’d avoid making eye contact with. At his worst he sounds like a dangerous child sex predator.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Lucas sounds like a fag?

I don't hear it. You have many problems, Lucas....but i don't think this is one you need to worry about, cuh.

You sound much more like a nut.

Lucas only sounds gay in the connotative and not the denotative sense.

 

[WonderWino]

....Well that certainly escalated quickly

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas only sounds gay in the connotative and not the denotative sense.

Exactly. Lucas, lion of the Left and crusader against bigotry, doesn't use "gay" to describe "homosexual," so much as "thing I do not like."

But I do not believe Lucas dislikes the sound of his voice.

....Well that certainly escalated quickly

What's edgier than an aging white dude who insists upon the right to say "nigga" ? If only he'd commit to the bit and start calling folks "NIGG.ER" on the street.

ETA: what a gay word filter

 

[AnOminous]

....Well that certainly escalated quickly

I wouldn't have thought Lucas would be so enthusiastic about dropping N-Bombs to celebrate Hitler's birthday.

 

[Da Dude123]

Wow! Why is Lucas using such racist language? I thought he hated bigotry? What will his fellow Democratic Socialists think?

Bernie Sanders, upon him! Bernie Sanders, upon him!

I wouldn't have thought Lucas would be so enthusiastic about dropping N-Bombs to celebrate Hitler's birthday.

 

[teleméres69]

He's pretty much yelling it in his Instagram videos, while also talking about classism and agephobia. I love Lucas' lack of self awareness and I really hope he ends up accidentally yelling it in front of the black homeless

Exactly. Lucas, lion of the Left and crusader against bigotry, doesn't use "gay" to describe "homosexual," so much as "thing I do not like."

But I do not believe Lucas dislikes the sound of his voice.




What's edgier than an aging white dude who insists upon the right to say "nigga" ? If only he'd commit to the bit and start calling folks "NIGG.ER" on the street.

ETA: what a gay word filter

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

What is his preoccupation with using that word? Does he envy black people? I think he believes if he were black he would get laid and have a bigger penis. Not to mention he could play the racism card if a woman rejected him. I think he must secretly wish he was black. Bernie Sanders upon you.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas' political beliefs are what he thinks college kids think and trying to morally morph that into manipulating young progressive girls to fuck him. He's complained before how teenage girls always say 'nigga' and I guess that's an equivalent to calling them agephobic, classist bigots attempting to guilt them to sit on his tiny dick.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I think the real sign that he's racist is that black people is the first place his mind jumps when he thinks about 420. Take it up with Bernie, Lucas! I'm sure he'll be back to quoting bible verses soon enough, though.

 

[AnOminous]

He's pretty much yelling it in his Instagram videos, while also talking about classism and agephobia. I love Lucas' lack of self awareness and I really hope he ends up accidentally yelling it in front of the black homeless

The virgin Lucas says "nigga" in public to nobody. The Chad Terry Davis would walk up to a black guy and say "hey nígger" straight to his face on video.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If Lucas really cared about black people, he should be homeless in a city that's more than 2% black.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Lucas sounds like a fag?

I don't hear it. You have many problems, Lucas....but i don't think this is one you need to worry about, cuh.

You sound much more like a nut.

This is Lucas' pissweak attempt at a switcheroo. It's especially pathetic because it's obviously predicated on his belief that there's a pool of eager zoomers watching his videos and anxiously self-filtering their eligibility for his $100 date offer. "Damn Lucas, you caught me fair and square agreeing with something negative about you. No don't get up, I'll show myself out, and I'd like to thank you for considering me."

He keeps doing it - "If you're rude to the waiter, no dice! If x, y, z, forget it!" Now he thinks this video will cause a few more imperfect no-hopers to honourably sift themselves out, until one day there's just one perfect shiny young womb left standing - that glorious day when the godless universe finally sees fit to yeet a nigga a bae.

 

[teleméres69]

Kinda ironic he'd bring up waiters after he tried to groom a barista. No wonder he doesn't like white girls anymore, be kinda awkward explaining to her why he can never go to Starbucks with her

This is Lucas' pissweak attempt at a switcheroo. It's especially pathetic because it's obviously predicated on his belief that there's a pool of eager zoomers watching his videos and anxiously self-filtering their eligibility for his $100 date offer. "Damn Lucas, you caught me fair and square agreeing with something negative about you. No don't get up, I'll show myself out, and I'd like to thank you for considering me."

He keeps doing it - "If you're rude to the waiter, no dice! If x, y, z, forget it!" Now he thinks this video will cause a few more imperfect no-hopers to honourably sift themselves out, until one day there's just one perfect shiny young womb left standing - that glorious day when the godless universe finally sees fit to yeet a nigga a bae.

 

[Wernology]

Put his short, sporadic bouts of batshit crazy on the street into one longer video so you don't have to keep giving him clicks on each one.

Most of them are on his Youtube channel, a couple aren't yet, including one in B&W and one where he's just awkwardly carrying around cheese and, I think, olives, in a flaccid wrap.

 

[teleméres69]

Is he back to eating junk food on the floor again? Darn those zoomers, sharing weed and having sex while Lucas is forced to smoke all the marijuana by himself and eat alone on the floor. So much for generation socialist

Put his short, sporadic bouts of batshit crazy on the street into one longer video so you don't have to keep giving him clicks on each one.

Most of them are on his Youtube channel, a couple aren't yet, including one in B&W and one where he's just awkwardly carrying around cheese and, I think, olives, in a flaccid wrap.

 

[Free the Pedos]

What is his preoccupation with using that word? Does he envy black people? I think he believes if he were black he would get laid and have a bigger penis. Not to mention he could play the racism card if a woman rejected him. I think he must secretly wish he was black. Bernie Sanders upon you.

I believe the flat bill boyfriend of a girl he was obsessed with used it, so in his mind it has become a one way ticket to pound town. Very Lucasian thinking.