Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

LURK MORE. I lurked for years before making an account

Hell, forget lurking just read the Forum guidelines that are literally above every single reply box, paying special attention to: "No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you."

Anyway, back to the creepy incel.
He somehow still hasn't deleted two of the livestreams from back around Oct. 30, 2019 where he goes on about how he'd date Greta Thunberg and would date a 16 year old "if she wanted to" because he doesn't fucking know how age of consent laws work.

Tacked both together into one long horrorshow of a video. Keeping it on one of my computers as well in case Youtube removes it.

 
I am really looking forward to seeing his posts tomorrow, being 4/20 and him reeing about everyone having 420 parties and fucking while breaking the social distancing rules. I'll be in the lookout for him when I'm downtown tomorrow and will take a photo if I can. And FYI Spokane County has about 520,000+ people and we only have as of today 307 confirmed cases, so we seem to be doing pretty well not spreading it.
 
Pretty well not spreading Wu Flu, mrsa on the other hand? That's another story
I am really looking forward to seeing his posts tomorrow, being 4/20 and him reeing about everyone having 420 parties and fucking while breaking the social distancing rules. I'll be in the lookout for him when I'm downtown tomorrow and will take a photo if I can. And FYI Spokane County has about 520,000+ people and we only have as of today 307 confirmed cases, so we seem to be doing pretty well not spreading it.
 
I wonder how long it will be before he goes full greybeard, dons a robe and retires to living as a hobo hermit in the desert mountains of arizona under the name obiwern. With massively high midichlorian MRSA count, leading to immensely strong telomeres, its only natural for him to want to train a younger generation of jedi telomere scientists and send them out to find teen girls for him to steal from them, as well as defeating his arch enemies - the flatbills. His knowledge of the ancient sith language gen z twitter slang will inevitably reveal to him all of the secrets to rejuvenate himself through the juicy womb of a tween girl brought to him by his telomere laden minions

Thats been his ultimate goal all along you see. He wants to destroy all the other greybeards to purge the greybeard order and institute his own version of the rule of two - one greybeard immensely strong in telomere magic and MRSA - himself, and one tween girl to creep over who craves access to his EBT card and super strong DNA, to use to regenerate himself through

....The truth being we all know how this ends....he can never find his tween girl so he will inevitably become her: skulking around parking lots and schools in a dress, acting like his dream tween in a futile attempt to become what he can never have
 
Angry rapping that includes the phrase, "18 and ready to breeeeed" for your Sunday afternoon.

Currently this is just on his IG, attached here and my youtube, but I'm sure it'll hit his channel later.

 
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A transcript of Lucas's magnum opus:


Gen Z, solidarity
She about 18 and ready to breed
Gen X, needing some sex, all herald Generation X
Seed and egg but you run away to the other grays
Bigotry on the left wing
Agephobia, classism, religionism,
And other assorted bigotries
You fucking Nazis
Gen Z, solidarity
Your Bible says respect your elders
And there you
BREEEEEEEED
stupidity


Is this titled?

I don't want a day to ever go by where Lucas isn't reminded he wrote and performed this.
 
"Hello fellow kids, I too like rap"
Angry rapping that includes the phrase, "18 and ready to breeeeed" for your Sunday afternoon.

Currently this is just on his IG, attached here and my youtube, but I'm sure it'll hit his channel later.


A talented enough person could probably mix this audio with his "money got the honey with the broker b" and his infamous "right now right now" lines to make a decent parody song
A transcript of Lucas's magnum opus:


Gen Z, solidarity
She about 18 and ready to breed
Gen X, needing some sex, all herald Generation X
Seed and egg but you run away to the other grays
Bigotry on the left wing
Agephobia, classism, religionism,
And other assorted bigotries
You fucking Nazis
Gen Z, solidarity
Your Bible says respect your elders
And there you
BREEEEEEEED
stupidity


Is this titled?

I don't want a day to ever go by where Lucas isn't reminded he wrote and performed this.
 
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A transcript of Lucas's magnum opus:


Gen Z, solidarity
She about 18 and ready to breed
Gen X, needing some sex, all herald Generation X
Seed and egg but you run away to the other grays
Bigotry on the left wing
Agephobia, classism, religionism,
And other assorted bigotries
You fucking Nazis
Gen Z, solidarity
Your Bible says respect your elders
And there you
BREEEEEEEED
stupidity


Is this titled?

I don't want a day to ever go by where Lucas isn't reminded he wrote and performed this.

I assumed it was just called "You breed stupidity" as that was what the IG caption was.
 
'I totally don't want sex right away and I haven't had it in 8 years cause sex will burn out the pleasure gland in your brain'


and of course he drinks mountain dew. fucking taco bell brand mountain dew at that

and then he tries to use someone jumping off a bridge to their deaths to score pity points for himself saying 'when people ask why he did that' his explanation is to 'imagine you're gen x and you really like gen z chicks and you don't have enough money but its a rising ideal of socialism but they'll still judge you on not being their religion or not having enough money or the fact that you're older....but you still have the audacity to call people incels'

Holy fucking narcissism batman. Some guy offs himself on a bridge and he uses it to play victim for being creepy pedo
 
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Not sure why, but the reflection of his arms and phone in those sunglasses is hilarious.

Get a selfie stick, dude.
 
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Not sure why, but the reflection of his arms and phone in those sunglasses is hilarious.

Get a selfie stick, dude.

Great MRSA sore or whatever the fuck that disease on his face is. I'm sure the Generation Z panties just fly off when they see that shit.
 
No need to be snide, I actually came here thanks to another completely unrelated thread and made an account before I found this one. I don't know why I feel the need to explain myself so thoroughly after I edited all of my comments and am trying to figure out this website. I
It’s stated earlier in this thread that he DOES read this thread religiously, which is why we always recommend that you read the whole thread before posting. Yes it takes awhile, but it’s worth it.
 
"I haven't had sex in 8 years"
Yes Lucas, it's very clear it's been a while since you had sex, if ever (notice Lucas always says he's dated older women but not that he had sex because even he knows it's not believable he had sex with more than one woman)

"You know what's better than sex? That you sit down and have a conversation with a chick and get to know her"
What's better than sex? Not being homeless? Proper hygiene? Taking care of your mental health? Having a healthy relationship with your family? Losing weight?
You've clearly been sitting down too much with those saggy tits. Also, aren't you a little old to be referring to women as chicks?
By get to know her, you mean keep the subject of the conversation off you so your criminal history and online and irl behaviour don't get brought up right? So she doesn't ask why you got kicked out of Pioneer, and why you are homeless for the second time. Even in conversations you're a lazy slob who wants the woman to make all the effort.

"Cuz sex will burn out your pleasure gland"
Whenever someone tries to claim Lucas is smart or well read I keep remembering he says dumb shit like this on a regular basis and misquotes frequently. Given your untreated mental, and from the look of that open sore that keeps coming back in some capacity or another, untreated infections, I'd say you've already had a few parts of your brain burnt out.

"I love how urban pollution is 50% caused by cars. And yet, the left wing even, my own people, killing bees with that shit"
I love how you being homeless, friendless, and cut off from your own family is 100% your own fault. The left and the right don't want you, nor do they consider you one of them Lucas, your "people" are better known as predators, creeps, or maps. It isn't the left or the right killing bees with cars you dumb incel.

"I don't like polluters. I don't like that my soda is in a bottle that doesn't biodegrade"
Me neither, but nobody is forcing you to buy soda. Shit is unhealthy af, especially with your diabetes, and probably not something to waste money on when homeless. But hey, you've made much worse life choices than drinking poison in a bottle. Really not surprised a fatass neckbeard drinks mountain dew, they should just change their logo to a fat guy with a beard since that's basically who drinks it.

"I don't like the fact I'm addicted to caffeine"
I'd worry more about the addiction to making an ass of your self online, and getting high when homeless.

"I don't like chicks that come up and like 'fuck you' to me"
If you took your medication you'd stop having these auditory hallucinations

"Somebody jumped off the bridge here, and everybody's like 'why'd he do that?' Well, I mean let's say you're gen x and you like gen z chicks and you don't have enough money, but it's a rising deal of socialism, but they'll still judge you on not being their religion. Or having enough money. Or the fact that you're older. But you have the audacity to call people incels"
Pretty sure he didn't kill himself because he was a 40 homeless groomer who couldn't get a teen to fuck him, but hey, maybe you and him have more in common, a relationship with millennials and zoomers is just not in the cards for either of you anymore. Not people Lucas, you, you are an incel. You can't shut up for more than a day about your lack of a sex life, it's not that you're old or poor, its that you're a creep old fat man who fetishises an entire age group like a pedophile does. Socialism doesn't mean creepers get to have sex with teen girls.

"Hook me up with a chick and I'll give you $100. I wanna like sit down and have a conversation in a nice restaurant, get to know another human being that I am biologically inclined to breed with one day. Or, you know, split it 50/50, like her 50, you know either get like $200 for like four months of dating. Sexism is one thing but conversation. No good? Yeah, okay whatever, enjoy your fucking kovat 19 fuck session idiots"
Go get an escort if you want a woman to do all the effort Lucas, nobody is going to prostitute their friends for you. Unfortunately Lucas, breeding with a zoomer just isn't in the cards for you. The only thing you're biologically inclined to is mental illness, which if you ever had kids you'd very likely pass onto them. Yes Lucas, no good when you've made it clear you have nothing to talk about besides sex and pseudoscience. No woman wants to listen to you talk about your sperm and breeding desires on a date or while eating.

Enjoy your mrsa and lack of a sex life incel~
'I totally don't want sex right away and I haven't had it in 8 years cause sex will burn out the pleasure gland in your brain'


and of course he drinks mountain dew. fucking taco bell brand mountain dew at that

and then he tries to use someone jumping off a bridge to their deaths to score pity points for himself saying 'when people ask why he did that' his explanation is to 'imagine you're gen x and you really like gen z chicks and you don't have enough money but its a rising ideal of socialism but they'll still judge you on not being their religion or not having enough money or the fact that you're older....but you still have the audacity to call people incels'

Holy fucking narcissism batman. Some guy offs himself on a bridge and he uses it to play victim for being creepy pedo
 
Remember that time Lucas said the big reason to date a 40 year old guy vs. an 18 year old guy is that a 40 year old guy has his act together?

And a whole lot of other lists of qualities that Lucas, a 40 year old guy, does not have in any capacity?

I love that one.


"What emotions do 18 year olds have? Hangry. That's about it."

Dude, buddy, pal, creep, incel, you only have one emotion too: Angry.

Hangry is at least a combination of two things.

His lack of self awareness will never not be hilarious to me.
 
A talented enough person could probably mix this audio with his "money got the honey with the broker b" and his infamous "right now right now" lines to make a decent parody song
Here's my hasty attempt.
 
Better than anything I'd make. I'd have just thrown the predator theme in the background and called it a day. Just needs the audio from that weird "money got the honey" song he chanted to himself back in like December
Here's my hasty attempt.
 
Better than anything I'd make. I'd have just thrown the predator theme in the background and called it a day. Just needs the audio from that weird "money got the honey" song he chanted to himself back in like December
I think the Baby Zoom stuff would be a great addition. But Breeding Stupidity is already pretty much perfect.


 
He's aware enough to not do his creepy rants on the library floor with the other homeless folks. Another reason I doubt he's schizophrenic.

Lucas isn't a skitzocow in the same way as someone like John Bulla, but we shouldn't forget that he was diagnosed with schizophrenia for good reason. His skitzo tendencies tend to manifest themselves into his ramblings when he's talking about telomerase. If you peer into the archive of his most infamous 'website,' you'll find the stream of consciousness that only an unmedicated schizophrenic would find intelligible. Granted, nowadays he's far more subdued in that regard but let's not forget that he's also a certified manic-depressive with all the impotent rage of an autistic incel.
 
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