"I haven't had sex in 8 years"
Yes Lucas, it's very clear it's been a while since you had sex, if ever (notice Lucas always says he's dated older women but not that he had sex because even he knows it's not believable he had sex with more than one woman)
"You know what's better than sex? That you sit down and have a conversation with a chick and get to know her"
What's better than sex? Not being homeless? Proper hygiene? Taking care of your mental health? Having a healthy relationship with your family? Losing weight?
You've clearly been sitting down too much with those saggy tits. Also, aren't you a little old to be referring to women as chicks?
By get to know her, you mean keep the subject of the conversation off you so your criminal history and online and irl behaviour don't get brought up right? So she doesn't ask why you got kicked out of Pioneer, and why you are homeless for the second time. Even in conversations you're a lazy slob who wants the woman to make all the effort.
"Cuz sex will burn out your pleasure gland"
Whenever someone tries to claim Lucas is smart or well read I keep remembering he says dumb shit like this on a regular basis and misquotes frequently. Given your untreated mental, and from the look of that open sore that keeps coming back in some capacity or another, untreated infections, I'd say you've already had a few parts of your brain burnt out.
"I love how urban pollution is 50% caused by cars. And yet, the left wing even, my own people, killing bees with that shit"
I love how you being homeless, friendless, and cut off from your own family is 100% your own fault. The left and the right don't want you, nor do they consider you one of them Lucas, your "people" are better known as predators, creeps, or maps. It isn't the left or the right killing bees with cars you dumb incel.
"I don't like polluters. I don't like that my soda is in a bottle that doesn't biodegrade"
Me neither, but nobody is forcing you to buy soda. Shit is unhealthy af, especially with your diabetes, and probably not something to waste money on when homeless. But hey, you've made much worse life choices than drinking poison in a bottle. Really not surprised a fatass neckbeard drinks mountain dew, they should just change their logo to a fat guy with a beard since that's basically who drinks it.
"I don't like the fact I'm addicted to caffeine"
I'd worry more about the addiction to making an ass of your self online, and getting high when homeless.
"I don't like chicks that come up and like 'fuck you' to me"
If you took your medication you'd stop having these auditory hallucinations
"Somebody jumped off the bridge here, and everybody's like 'why'd he do that?' Well, I mean let's say you're gen x and you like gen z chicks and you don't have enough money, but it's a rising deal of socialism, but they'll still judge you on not being their religion. Or having enough money. Or the fact that you're older. But you have the audacity to call people incels"
Pretty sure he didn't kill himself because he was a 40 homeless groomer who couldn't get a teen to fuck him, but hey, maybe you and him have more in common, a relationship with millennials and zoomers is just not in the cards for either of you anymore. Not people Lucas, you, you are an incel. You can't shut up for more than a day about your lack of a sex life, it's not that you're old or poor, its that you're a creep old fat man who fetishises an entire age group like a pedophile does. Socialism doesn't mean creepers get to have sex with teen girls.
"Hook me up with a chick and I'll give you $100. I wanna like sit down and have a conversation in a nice restaurant, get to know another human being that I am biologically inclined to breed with one day. Or, you know, split it 50/50, like her 50, you know either get like $200 for like four months of dating. Sexism is one thing but conversation. No good? Yeah, okay whatever, enjoy your fucking kovat 19 fuck session idiots"
Go get an escort if you want a woman to do all the effort Lucas, nobody is going to prostitute their friends for you. Unfortunately Lucas, breeding with a zoomer just isn't in the cards for you. The only thing you're biologically inclined to is mental illness, which if you ever had kids you'd very likely pass onto them. Yes Lucas, no good when you've made it clear you have nothing to talk about besides sex and pseudoscience. No woman wants to listen to you talk about your sperm and breeding desires on a date or while eating.
Enjoy your mrsa and lack of a sex life incel~
'I totally don't want sex right away and I haven't had it in 8 years cause sex will burn out the pleasure gland in your brain'
and of course he drinks mountain dew. fucking taco bell brand mountain dew at that
and then he tries to use someone jumping off a bridge to their deaths to score pity points for himself saying 'when people ask why he did that' his explanation is to 'imagine you're gen x and you really like gen z chicks and you don't have enough money but its a rising ideal of socialism but they'll still judge you on not being their religion or not having enough money or the fact that you're older....but you still have the audacity to call people incels'
Holy fucking narcissism batman. Some guy offs himself on a bridge and he uses it to play victim for being creepy pedo
