Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Is he back to eating junk food on the floor again? Darn those zoomers, sharing weed and having sex while Lucas is forced to smoke all the marijuana by himself and eat alone on the floor. So much for generation socialist

.....when I read that the first thing that came to mind is that lucas is slowly turning into a creepier, pedo version of richardson from deadwood. that old fucker that worked in the hotel and used to steal leftover scraps of food off peoples plates while he washed them

 

[Dread First]

I really wish he'd quit trying to attract a zoomer and actually pay attention to that damn MRSA sore on his face. I think I'd rather look at him without a shirt on than to look at his face with an open, festering wound.

 

[Rogowski]

I think the real sign that he's racist is that black people is the first place his mind jumps when he thinks about 420. Take it up with Bernie, Lucas! I'm sure he'll be back to quoting bible verses soon enough, though.

This. I’ve always associated 420 bullshit with annoying hippies and young suburban swaggy boys with flat bills more than black people but unlike Lucas I’ve actually met and spoken to black people. Honestly the least racist part of that video is Lucas saying nigga.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

My name's Lucas and I'm here to say
I haven't had sex since my 27th birthday

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas believe that 'some forum that talks shit' about him are responsible for the $5/month he earns on Patreon. Also, 3+ days of the same shirt and counting.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas believe that 'some forum that talks shit' about him are responsible for the $5/month he earns on Patreon. Also, 3+ days of the same shirt and counting.

....so he admits to leaving bottles of brandy next to sleeping hobos in the middle of the night...and thinks thats doing a good thing. Yeah, cause feeding alcoholism and making some hobos life a bit worse is such a nice thing to do. I'd have laughed my ass off if the guy got drunk caused an accident when drunk and lucas got busted for providing the alcohol that led to it

That said, i'm still surprised his patreon hasn't been banned yet. They've banned people for far less than the predatory behavior he uses it for

Also, what in the actual fuck is he even going on about. That has to be one of the most schitzo rants he's ever gone on

and I like how he goes on about how people won't talk in public and will avoid people and act passive then goes out of his way to claim 'i'm not like that at all' when hes famous for being exactly like that and even has video proof of acting like that

and fucking lol at the 'I would have to talk to you for a month to know that you're worthy to go on a date with me'

ffs, yeah a dirty hobo pedo has to spend a month oogling over a woman to decide if shes 'worthy' to go on a date with him. says mr 'i'm totally not a narcissist at all'

 

[Krathnami]

Lucas believe that 'some forum that talks shit' about him are responsible for the $5/month he earns on Patreon. Also, 3+ days of the same shirt and counting.

All he needs is about 2 grand more and he's got a decent living. $5/month is not a job, it's a hobby, and considering the amount of screen time he likely logs per month (which has to be a few hours worth of videos), it's not a very good one. Back in the day when I was broke and in college, I'd play my guitar on a street corner for change, and on a good day I'd make that in an hour. After a few hours on a Saturday I had my drinking money for the weekend.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Also, what in the actual fuck is he even going on about. That has to be one of the most schitzo rants he's ever gone on

This happens every time Lucas' videos are over a minute or two. Keep 'em short, Luke. I've been listening to too many of his videos to go to sleep lately.

 

[Particle Bored]

Lucas believe that 'some forum that talks shit' about him are responsible for the $5/month he earns on Patreon. Also, 3+ days of the same shirt and counting.

Hey Lucas, I'm at work right now. In the time it took me to read the last page and type this reply, I've been paid more to criticise you than youve gotten in a month from Patreon.

Shit, I think I make more than $5 in BAT just browsing the Farms with Brave every month (and thats just from my phone, not counting my PC browsers).

Lucas, you should install the Brave Browser on your phone, ya fat hobo, and bring in that crypto cheddar. Zoomers are way into cryptocurrency, bro!

Spoiler

Im just chuckling at the idea of Lucas yelling at his phone while his gorrilla brain tries to figure out how to turn BAT into dosh for cocktail peps.

 

[Rogowski]

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

No one will ever marry/love you lucas, you will die alone.

Guy even smokes weed like a simp. How many times did he light that joint?

 

[WonderWino]

Holy shit....

'You have to be within a certain age range because thats the top fertility, so of course you need to be honest with me otherwise I could sue you cause you know I want to have KIDS'

Jesus fucking christ. Yeah, go ahead lucas. Try to sue a woman for not being fertile enough for you. I'm sure that will totally end well for you and won't end with the judge in said court case realizing how insane you are and forcing you into a psych ward via court order

Also 'if you want to marry me right off the bat after those four dates i'll marry you'

That weed really made him go full schitzo disturbingly quickly

 

[Fatal Walter]

No one tell Lucas that I made more money off cute older daddy than he did. I'm about to get to actually making another one this week, probably covering homelessness rather than the youtube saga. I really want to include the whole fetlife incident, though. That was gold.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

No one tell Lucas that I made more money off cute older daddy than he did. I'm about to get to actually making another one this week, probably covering homelessness rather than the youtube saga. I really want to include the whole fetlife incident, though. That was gold.

Hes still obsessed with you.

He mentioned your voice again.

You should say "I may gargle Cheetos, but at least I don't sound like a fag!"

And really stress the $ you made off him in the videos. That'll twist his turnip.

 

[wenttobermuda]

"It doesn't really matter bitches. No matter what, it's going to be sex...with Lucas!"

What a way to begin a "rant." Or a rape.

I wish Lucas would spend more time rapping, and less explaining his convoluted plot to pay someone for a date without paying them or dating them. At least he's smoking weed, which helps him make the most of his native schizo tendencies.

 

[AbraCadaver]

"It doesn't really matter bitches. No matter what, it's going to be sex...with Lucas!"

What a way to begin a "rant." Or a rape.

I wish Lucas would spend more time rapping, and less explaining his convoluted plot to pay someone for a date without paying them or dating them. At least he's smoking weed, which helps him make the most of his native schizo tendencies.

This just in: it will never be sex with Lucas.

 

[Wernology]

"It doesn't really matter bitches. No matter what, it's going to be sex...with Lucas!"

What a way to begin a "rant." Or a rape.

I wish Lucas would spend more time rapping, and less explaining his convoluted plot to pay someone for a date without paying them or dating them. At least he's smoking weed, which helps him make the most of his native schizo tendencies.

He might have the sense to delete that rapey sounding jackassery once he sobers up (or his case worker sees it).
Oh well, it's not like I saved it or anything.

 

[WonderWino]

This just in: it will never be sex with Lucas.

I suspect the date would go a little something like this:

'If you have a womb and can carry children I don't care if you were born a man'

Lucas 'i'm totally not gay and have no interest in men at all' Werner everybody

Lucas proving he hasn't got the slightest clue how democracy works. 'I want at least 1% of the population to have to vote to pass proposals on a local or federal level'

and of course he wants to have a constitution that can't change and 'theft of unused property is not theft' and 'everyone would get paid 1 bitcoin per year

What a fucking tard

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Guess what he talks about for the 50th time.

But now after the 4th date, he'll pressure you for marriage and he'll go back to college.

 

[Rogowski]

If anyone follows Lucas on Instagram feel free to ask him what happened to his game collection.