Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LeeLoo]

I’ve said before how Luke demonstrates every known coping mechanism. In the case of his physical appearance, it’s outright denial.

Good point. Denial explains how he claims his disgusting physique is still sexy because, “Dad bods are in”

Remember that period about two years ago when Lucas was big on Twitter, and posted a bunch of creepy pics/memes of barely legal looking girls? He’s back at it again on Instagram.

 

[mothman96]

Remember that period about two years ago when Lucas was big on Twitter, and posted a bunch of creepy pics/memes of barely legal looking girls? He’s back at it again on Instagram.

Yes, I remember those. The girl wearing the cheerleader outfit looked to be around 12-13 yrs old.

 

[LeeLoo]

Yes, I remember those. The girl wearing the cheerleader outfit looked to be around 12-13 yrs old.

Yes!! I know exactly what pic you are talking about. It was so incredibly disturbing. The new batch have that same horrid vibe.

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas has also been going off on Instagram with memes offending severely disabled children as well as using photos of barely legal poonaner. Surely this is a sign that Lucas is of sound mind.

 

[LeeLoo]

Lucas has also been going off on Instagram with memes offending severely disabled children as well as using photos of barely legal poonaner. Surely this is a sign that Lucas is of sound mind.

The one of the baby is beyond low, even for human garbage like Lucas. The photo above the baby looks like 12 year old girl with the hashtag “age gap love”. What a disgusting pig.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

/tfw you recognize some of those girls from teengallery.com

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas has also been going off on Instagram with memes offending severely disabled children as well as using photos of barely legal poonaner. Surely this is a sign that Lucas is of sound mind.

What the fuck. Seriously those pics raise all kinds of red flags. He better be real careful where he gets those pics cause some of those scream hes going to creepy jailbait and other questionable sites. and what the fuck is with the 'social distancing...do you like anal?' caption?! Thats seriously fucked up

The fact he posts pics of little girls like that who look like literal 12 year olds, if not younger and still claims he isn't a pedo or a creep and totally only wants 18 - 24 year olds proves how much of a creepy pedo and a blatantly obvious liar he is

Posting shit like that with questionable captions, combined with his history is a good way for him to draw all kinds of police attention, not to mention have all kinds of people reporting him for it as a suspected pedo

 

[mothman96]

The one of the baby is beyond low, even for human garbage like Lucas. The photo above the baby looks like 12 year old girl with the hashtag “age gap love”. What a disgusting pig.

It just shows Lucas is plain Evil.

 

[wenttobermuda]

What a great content day. Conditions have been favorable for quality Lucas madness: homelessness, weed, and thirst.

I appreciate how Lucas broadcasts his masturbatory fantasies to the world, and leaves no doubts. If it weren't for his daily rants, and the recent outburst of pictures of young girls, we either wouldn't know, or would have to guess what Lucas dreams of while trying to squeeze telomeres out of his soft little penis.

It's great that we know this shit. Because he tells us.

"Are you into anal?" is my favorite. Really captures the tension between his anal obsession and his preoccupation with impregnating teens. Fertility, but butt stuff, too. A man of complexity!

Good point. Denial explains how he claims his disgusting physique is still sexy because, “Dad bods are in”

Lucas's denial, while formidable, must fail him occasionally. He must have moments of self awareness when he weeps. I wish he'd share these moments as freely as he shares his jack off fodder. They'd be priceless, like the iconic weeping Lucas pic.

 

[teleméres69]

I think the bigger issue is that Lucas has multiple photos of these girls saved on his phone, as well as likely many more underaged ones. Add that to his chronic masturbation problem that the last people who were willing to rent a place with Lucas mentioned, I'm sure he's not jerking it in the Spokane library toilets/ thoseportable toilets to these pictures of kids

What the fuck. Seriously those pics raise all kinds of red flags. He better be real careful where he gets those pics cause some of those scream hes going to creepy jailbait and other questionable sites. and what the fuck is with the 'social distancing...do you like anal?' caption?! Thats seriously fucked up

The fact he posts pics of little girls like that who look like literal 12 year olds, if not younger and still claims he isn't a pedo or a creep and totally only wants 18 - 24 year olds proves how much of a creepy pedo and a blatantly obvious liar he is

Posting shit like that with questionable captions, combined with his history is a good way for him to draw all kinds of police attention, not to mention have all kinds of people reporting him for it as a suspected pedo

He does in videos every now and then when the mania starts to wear off and the depressions kicks in, like that "I can't find my girl" video he did where he was crying in

Lucas's denial, while formidable, must fail him occasionally. He must have moments of self awareness when he weeps. I wish he'd share these moments as freely as he shares his jack off fodder. They'd be priceless, like the iconic weeping Lucas pic.

 

[BowlOfDick]

As if we needed further reminders of what a vile animal Werner is.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Crying Lucas pairs well with the shit he's posting today.

...the mania starts to wear off and the depressions kicks in, like that "I can't find my girl" video he did where he was crying in

A classic.

I Can't Find My Girl

#Instagram: @lucaswerner79

youtu.be

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Welp, my vagina just recoiled in horror and slammed the bulkheads closed. Anyone else’s?

 

[LeeLoo]

Welp, my vagina just recoiled in horror and slammed the bulkheads closed. Anyone else’s?

Mine shriveled and retreated even further into my body.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas may dry out and seal poonaners, but buttholes? He's got the telomeres for those.

Marveling at Lucas must be a very different experience if you don't have a wiener. I can laugh and grimace at him without it occuring to me that "I was 16-24 once" or "hmm ... he'd like to victimize me." Must add a different dimension of humor and disgust. To the extent I find his sexuality merely gross as opposed to threatening, I feel I'm missing out on the full Wernology experience.

 

[Rescuetoast]

RE: dental sperging: I’m pretty sure it’s a partial denture. Remember how he used to be all lispy? Bad fit on a partial. He must have gotten it refitted at some point.
But yeah, WA state doesn’t cover much more as far as replacements go, he’s looking at a partial or full dentures basically

 

[LeeLoo]

Lucas may dry out and seal poonaners, but buttholes? He's got the telomeres for those.

Marveling at Lucas must be a very different experience if you don't have a wiener. I can laugh and grimace at him without it occuring to me that "I was 16-24 once" or "hmm ... he'd like to victimize me." Must add a different dimension of humor and disgust. To the extent I find his sexuality merely gross as opposed to threatening, I feel I'm missing out on the full Wernology experience.

Lucas may dry out and seal poonaners, but buttholes? He's got the telomeres for those.

Marveling at Lucas must be a very different experience if you don't have a wiener. I can laugh and grimace at him without it occuring to me that "I was 16-24 once" or "hmm ... he'd like to victimize me." Must add a different dimension of humor and disgust. To the extent I find his sexuality merely gross as opposed to threatening, I feel I'm missing out on the full Wernology experience.

As a woman, I find his notion that he’s attractive to be both fascinating and hilarious. Not only is he a mental mess, physically he is absolutely repulsive. Every part of him. Add to that the fact we know his hygiene sucks and his greasy head left a black stain on his wall, as a woman I find myself mystified at the fact one person can be disgusting in so many ways.

But, Lucas’s most cringeworthy moment, from my female perspective, is the fact that he actually believes the majority of women want to be fisted by a forearm. That telling a woman how juicy and big his forearm is, and demonstrating how he’d slide it up her vag, is a huge turn on.

 

[Wernology]

As a woman, I find his notion that he’s attractive to be both fascinating and hilarious. Not only is he a mental mess, physically he is absolutely repulsive. Every part of him. Add to that the fact we know his hygiene sucks and his greasy head left a black stain on his wall, as a woman I find myself mystified at the fact one person can be disgusting in so many ways.

But, Lucas’s most cringeworthy moment, from my female perspective, is the fact that he actually believes the majority of women want to be fisted by a forearm. That telling a woman how juicy and big his forearm is, and demonstrating how he’d slide it up her vag, is a huge turn on.

Hey, if your actual dick is the size of an average human thumb at full staff, you probably DO think a normal sized dick is, like, hand and forearm sized.

And he thinks he has "skinny arms" or skinny wrists or something to that effect.

Basically, he seems to have no spatial awareness or concept of what normal sizes for things are.

It wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't have object permanence either.

 

[LeeLoo]

Hey, if your actual dick is the size of an average human thumb at full staff, you probably DO think a normal sized dick is, like, hand and forearm sized.

And he thinks he has "skinny arms" or skinny wrists or something to that effect.

Basically, he seems to have no spatial awareness or concept of what normal sizes for things are.

It wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't have object permanence either.

Oh man, I forgot about his skinny arms saga Wow....microdick and skinny forearms? Nature is so cruel.

 

[Wernology]

This is where Lucas peaked.

"If this doesn't get me a girlfriend, uhhh, well, you're really just pushin' it now."

"So yeah, I'm improving myself or whatever."

"I'm gonna get a blanket tomorrow."

"I'm gonna live here for six months then move to a bigger place."

"My plan is to get two plates and two forks and two knives, two spoons, a pot and a pan, so no, you can't come over to my house unless you're a female under the age of 26."

"I have toilet paper!"

"It's obvious we can get a settlement out of them for a lot of money!"

"She called me creepy, I'm calling her out for bigotry, which is a hate crime."

"There's a possibility I could be a millionaire from this!"

"Starbucks, give me some money, I have a lawyer on this now."

"An XL shirt is not the smallest shirt but I'm not gonna be skinny."

"This will improve in 6 months."

Lucas would be a terrible psychic, everything he predicted in Youtube's Saddest Apartment Tour was wrong.