Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks


This is where Lucas peaked.

"If this doesn't get me a girlfriend, uhhh, well, you're really just pushin' it now."

"So yeah, I'm improving myself or whatever."

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I'm gonna get a blanket tomorrow."

"I'm gonna live here for six months then move to a bigger place."

"My plan is to get two plates and two forks and two knives, two spoons, a pot and a pan, so no, you can't come over to my house unless you're a female under the age of 26."

"I have toilet paper!"

"It's obvious we can get a settlement out of them for a lot of money!"

"She called me creepy, I'm calling her out for bigotry, which is a hate crime."

"There's a possibility I could be a millionaire from this!"

"Starbucks, give me some money, I have a lawyer on this now."

"An XL shirt is not the smallest shirt but I'm not gonna be skinny."

"This will improve in 6 months."

Lucas would be a terrible psychic, everything he predicted in Youtube's Saddest Apartment Tour was wrong.
Yup terrible psychic. He was there at the Phoenix House apt. approx. 1 1/2 mo. and landed in the mental hospital. Mental hospital let him out 5 mo. later. Within a couple of days he made several videos including the one where he offered the $1000. for a date and the steak dinner at Churchills. He got put right back in the mental hospital for another 5 mo. He was released end of Jan. 2018 and got place back at Phoenix House. After 6 mo. at Phoenix House, he was place at Pioneer Pathway House.
 
and wtf is this 'and jesus was a violent motherfucker who beat up people in a temple without permission' horseshit?
i find it somewhat offensive that he sometimes equates himself some divinity now and then if you read or listen to his rants.

Lucas here is referring to Matthew 21 (specifically a bit later in the passage) where Jesus and the Apostles enter Jerusalem and he finds that merchants and moneychangers are using the Temple (nominally a scared place of worship available to all of God's children) as an open market. Jesus got pretty angry and drove out the cattle and sheep and other sacrifices, overturning tables of money and trade goods and told them all to GTFO.

iirc, John delved a little deeper into it because the traders would bring and sell animals for sacrifice and the poor would be forced to buy pigeons or doves or whatever instead of cows or bulls and pay for the privilege of offering a sacrifice at the alter for Passover. Jesus then got super mad because this was taking advantage of the poor, mostly women and orphans, that still wanted to commune with God and observe the Passover.

also note that the actual text of most translations from the original Greek entries refer to Jesus driving out the moneychangers by overturning tables and pushing them out by throwing their things on the ground, then using the whip to drive the cattle out of the Temple, forcing the merchants to chase after them (cattle is valuable). simplified (or heavily transliterated like the KJV) make you think Jesus is literally whipping bankers or whatever which isn't the case.

to wit:
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Lucas has also been going off on Instagram with memes offending severely disabled children as well as using photos of barely legal poonaner. Surely this is a sign that Lucas is of sound mind.

Well, Lucas isn’t holding back his thirst for the preteen poon anymore is he? Some of these girls look 12-13 years old ffs! These pics throw up some major red flags about where his head is these days. Lucas’s downfall looks to be moving into its final act faster than I anticipated.

I’ll give him credit though. The one that has social distancing juxtaposed with ‘Are you into anal?’ made me chuckle.
 
Lucas may dry out and seal poonaners, but buttholes? He's got the telomeres for those.

Marveling at Lucas must be a very different experience if you don't have a wiener. I can laugh and grimace at him without it occuring to me that "I was 16-24 once" or "hmm ... he'd like to victimize me." Must add a different dimension of humor and disgust. To the extent I find his sexuality merely gross as opposed to threatening, I feel I'm missing out on the full Wernology experience.
It’s...definitely a different experience. You get the fleeting thought of “holy hell, this exact kind of insane person could be standing next to me at the bus stop every day and thinking insane, violent things about what he’d like to drag me off and do to me if there was no one around.”

It sure does make you look twice at all the men around you in your day to day, and think back on some of the more disturbing and scary things men have hollered at you on the street. I do remember being 15 and, like most girls that age, having older men mutter creepy, inappropriate shite to me while I walked by. Just loud enough for the girl to hear, not loud enough for any other adults around to call them on it.

To recall that and imagine Lucas in their place is even more horrifying. Also the whole image of being violently fisted in the uterus by an insane greasy fat gorilla while he sobs about his tiny dick and shouts “UNF UNF HONEY!!” is enough to make me wanna curl up and enjoy quarantine all the more.

@LeeLoo said it as well: the vast, vast majority of women do not want to be fisted. Porn women do because they want to get paid to do so. I guess like other lunatics and incels, Lucas thinks, “big dick good, my arm big, women like BIG THING SHOVED INTO THEM!”
 
To recall that and imagine Lucas in their place is even more horrifying. Also the whole image of being violently fisted in the uterus by an insane greasy fat gorilla while he sobs about his tiny dick and shouts “UNF UNF HONEY!!” is enough to make me wanna curl up and enjoy quarantine all the more.
'you're greedy with the women no matter what town I live in! oh! they're zoomers so they're YOURS!? you have money so they're YOURS?! its your religion so they're YOURS?! listen! greed is against all that you stand for in your religion and your political standpoint! and its definitely against MY political standpoint' (hello narcissism)
the dehumanizing orientation of speech and word choice from Lucas when he talks at you about his... "experiences" and troubles with women is a step below the average dirtbag or abuser i've had to serve/execute warrants on. if you take his same phrases and replace the words that equate to "female human" (woman, girlfriend, et c) with an inanimate object, his sentences do not significantly change in tone or lose meaning.

in the quote from the video (that i just got around to watching on mute with subtitles because he makes my teeth hurt with how much he seems to whine about everything) notice he keeps talking at a nebulous other person (presumably a flat bill or something) that owns or has ownership of women and that ill-defined other is keeping women away from Lucas - removing any and all agency from women who flat out just aren't into crazed homeless fatbodies with a victim complex and no future. even if you assume he's simply being very general and speaking via second person to millennials as a whole, the church as a whole, it still shows in word choice that others are keeping women away from him, rather than the women themselves.

i'm leaning heavily toward him being genuinely delusional in some aspects and drawing inaccurate conclusions based on skewed perceptions of the world around him because of his mental illness, which has already been discussed significantly, it's certainly eating at him in very unhealthy ways. he's fixated on it as well: feeling personally slighted and making righteous plans to "right wrongs" in his mind - the snitching, the showing of a box cutter, the venom in how everyone is against him et c.

if that escalates, it may end poorly.

note: Washington is a shall-issue state for concealed carry weapons permits (requiring 21 years of age, et c) and for younger people, hopefully they pay attention to their surroundings and err on the side of caution when traveling alone.

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the dehumanizing orientation of speech and word choice from Lucas when he takes at you about his... "experiences" and troubles with women is a step below the average dirtbag or abuser i've had to serve/execute warrants to. if you take his same phrases and replace the words that equate to "female human" (woman, girlfriend, et c) with an inanimate object, his sentences do not significantly change in tone or lose meaning.

in the quote from the video (that i just got around to watching on mute with subtitles because he makes my teeth hurt with how much he seems to whine about everything) notice he keeps talking at a nebulous other person (presumably a flat bill or something) that *owns* or has *ownership* of women and that ill-defined *other* is keeping women away from Lucas - removing any and all agency from women who flat out just aren't into crazed homeless fatbodies with a victim complex and no future. even if you assume he's simply being very general and speaking via second person to millennials as a whole, the church as a whole, it still shows in word choice that *others* are keeping women away from him, rather than the women themselves.

i'm leaning heavily toward him being geuinely delusional in some aspects and drawing inaccurate conclusions based on skewed perceptions of the world around him because of his mental illness (which has already been discussed significantly. it's certainly eating at him in very unhealthy ways and he's fixated on it as well, feeling personally slighted and making righteous plans to "right wrongs" in his mind - the snitching threats, the showing of a box cutter, et c. if that escalates, it may end poorly.

note: Washington is a shall-issue state for concealed carry weapons permits (requiring 21 years of age, et c) and for younger people, they pay attention to their surroundings and err on the side of caution when traveling alone.
This extremely. I can’t help but take notice of every time he talks about women as though they’re cattle or merchandise, being hoarded by mysterious younger men, away from Lucas’ clutches. He claims himself a feminist and wants to address all women as “queen” because he’s so much better than these men calling their girlfriends “bitches,” but when he feels that angle isn’t getting him laid any faster, he immediately drops it and goes back to talking about women like they’re toilet paper rolls during COVID. Stop hoarding all the women! Stop having nine girlfriends and give me one of your women! Does he really think if a young man hands over one of these surplus girlfriends to Lucas, the woman will be forced to accept him, instead of just being disgusted by him and bolting away?

Incels, to a lesser extent, have this same weird notion that a small number of Chads are “hoarding all the nines and tens” and plowing dozens of women a month. It's weird how a consistent lack of sex drives some men to think that other men are powering through insane numbers of sexual partners and...what? Discarding them? Why is casual sex with these women somehow making the women suddenly unavailable to have sex with anyone else? The incel logic is that Stacies are all now obsessed with Chad‘s amazing dick and after sleeping with him once, they...fuck off into some dimension or a convent or summat, where incels can’t get at them.

Lucas’ logic has apparently evolved to him reasoning that those dastardly Chads are simultaneously dating ten women at once, removing them from the market so that Lucas has no access to them. Young millennials with flat-billed ball caps are commanding literal harems of doggedly faithful girls for an indefinite amount of time.
 
The incel logic is that Stacies are all now obsessed with Chad‘s amazing dick and after sleeping with him once, they...fuck off into some dimension or a convent or summat, where incels can’t get at them.
The 7+ Stacii marry Chad and have a beautiful family with happy, attractive children and enjoy wonderful lives that we envy.

It's the 3-6 girls that fuck Chad once when he needs a slumpbuster, and they fuck off into being SJWs, feminists, etc... which is effectively some dimension since they demand Chad and deeply hate the ugly incels that feel they can approach them since it crushes their ego.

Lucas' logic is way beyond that to points even I struggle to comprehend.

Note that this is what incels think, not what I think before you rate me for autism.
 
The 7+ Stacii marry Chad and have a beautiful family with happy, attractive children and enjoy wonderful lives that we envy.

It's the 3-6 girls that fuck Chad once when he needs a slumpbuster, and they fuck off into being SJWs, feminists, etc... which is effectively some dimension since they demand Chad and deeply hate the ugly incels that feel they can approach them since it crushes their ego.

Lucas' logic is way beyond that to points even I struggle to comprehend.

Note that this is what incels think, not what I think before you rate me for autism.
I enjoy that your plural of Stacy is Stacii, fam

Also it’s odd that incels state Chad can get any woman he wants, but for some reason fucks 3-6s. The contradiction is impressive. What slump does he need to bust? The slump of banging too many gorgeous women?
 
Yeah.
That's the reason, and not that you have nothing to offer and have an extremely unpleasant personality.

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I’m still trying to parse out the logic in this. Somehow these young socialist hotties who are so open to things won’t date Lucas because of the Bible? And something in this Bible is telling three major religions and their followers to not date Lucas? Something about the moral code, that the followers are NOT following too, like forgiveness... somehow if they would love and forgive Lucas they could then date him? I can sort of see the twisted outlines of the line of thought through the schizoid divergences and pot smoke. But it all doesn’t quite connect. Maybe it’s because I just woke up. 🤔
 
Maybe it’s because I just woke up. 🤔

Na, it just doesn't make sense because it doesn't make sense. We are trying to establish logic and reason to an unreasonable, illogical mentally ill sex pest.

He cannot comprehend that women are their own people, and that they choose not to enter a relationship with Lucas for the sole reason that he is undesirable in every conceivable way. He twists himself into knots and pumps out every possible conspiracy theory on why he isn't drowning in insta-thot pussy, because otherwise he will need to face the reality that it's never going to happen. There is no beautiful young hunny out there wanting to be the sole provider and pump out babies for the equivalent of a human mushroom.

The only question to me, is how bad he's going to snap when it really sinks in that he will never have his teenaged fuck-mommy. Will he violently lash out in public? Will he try to molest a vulnerable homeless girl in a shelter? Will he go to jail first, or the nuthouse? Who knows, that's the fun!
 
"I've had 8 relationships, some of them were one night stands"
Nobody believes any woman is desperate enough to fuck you straight away Lucas, you're far too repulsive. Then again you do like to prey on drunk or intoxicated women, and there are some desperate older women so maybe. Those are not relationships though, not that I'm surprised you don't understand how actual relationships work since all you've done your whole life is leech off others
"Ive been checked for STDs and for anything that can be transmitted sexually I don't have"
Mrsa is pretty infectious so we know that's bullshit Lucas, and even if you didn't have it anymore, you caught that shit in Spokane when homeless, so it's a good bet you'll catch it again due to your poor hygiene

Day 5 of the same poorly fitting homeless donation shirt that Lucas is too fat to ever fully button up. Boy that think must have all kinds of musk by now. I wonder how far away you can actually smell Lucas at this point. Also once again Lucas is out of breath just walking around town. The fact alone he's so fat and out of shape walking around is exhausting enough for him to genuinely believe it is a workout will never not be hilarious
 
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I enjoy that your plural of Stacy is Stacii, fam

Also it’s odd that incels state Chad can get any woman he wants, but for some reason fucks 3-6s. The contradiction is impressive. What slump does he need to bust? The slump of banging too many gorgeous women?
I agree the logic of incels concerning Chad easily falls apart.

The only part I still agree with them on is that there's many guys who are ugly and/or mentally broken enough to where no women can possibly find them attractive and want to have sex with them. Lucas tops the chart in this category.
 
Crying Lucas pairs well with the shit he's posting today.

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A classic.



The caption to that picture should read 'the passion of the wern' given his whole religious bent going on now

Club Sandwich said:
it's certainly eating at him in very unhealthy ways and he's fixated on it as well, feeling personally slighted and making righteous plans to "right wrongs" in his mind - the snitching threats, the showing of a box cutter, et c. if that escalates, it may end poorly.

Indeed, he definitely has the mentality of making everything about him (hello narcissism) and trying to personally right wrongs that he feels are made against him, even when he admits they are done in a general sense and aren't even about him. The snitching is one method he uses to do that. That said, he was showing off that box cutter for a reason. In his mind it was a legit threat, whether he believed he'd ever use it or not. I suspect that there are scenarios you could put him in where he would get legitimately violent if he either felt he could get away with it or felt like he had been slighted enough to force the issue. Jail isn't that much of a deterrent for him in and of itself (mostly only in the way it prevents him from being around women) just like the nuthouse isn't and being on the streets as a hobo isn't (even after he said it was the thing he feared most) if any of those things aren't necessary evils in his mind and/or someone elses fault he would have been more careful and determined not for them to happen to him. If things ever escalate to direct violence with him for any reason he will rationalize it as the other persons fault in some way even if it lands him in jail. Its his MO

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I enjoy that your plural of Stacy is Stacii, fam

Its the roman stacy and a clue to the truth: that the stacii are so adamant about staying away from lucas that they went back to ancient rome to hide from him

AnOminous said:
He kind of did move to a bigger place. The entirety of a city is pretty big.

This will be lucas's next big move:

 
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