Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I went through it twice, and it looks like I missed the part "the door's right there". What time on the video does that come up?

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found where he starts in about his mom @6:25 mark. It hard to tell ... if the "there is the door" was to his mom and stepdad or he flipped to everyone else.
Yeah, I can see that, fair enough. Like I said, just feels like it's a reference to his own place; generally he says stuff like "If you're talking shit, I'll just leave," although he is pretty manic and aggressive in that video. Without bothering to sift through fifty videos and Facebook posts from that period for more details, who knows.
 
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Yeah, I can see that, fair enough. Like I said, just feels like it's a reference to his own place; generally he says stuff like "If you're talking shit, I'll just leave," although he is pretty manic and aggressive in that video. Without bothering to sift through fifty videos and Facebook posts from that period for more details, who knows.
We'll just leave at a ? mark for now. It was a real pain viewing that video 3 times.
 
For a dude that loves evolution, he's sure not ever going to participate in it.

This is one of the best summations yet of Lucas's mating strategy.

Showing his customary sophistication and understanding of human interaction, Lucas believes he will:

1) find a fertile, hungry Zoomer

2) provide said Zoomer with food, demonstrating his fitness as a mate

3) impress the Zoomer with his own potent fertility, because he is old and that makes him sexually potent, and

4) fill the Zoomer with his telomeres and fist and torture her asshole, thereby breeding

Lucas's existence revolves around this plan. It is his purpose. He admits it unselfconsciously.

This isn't even thoughtful enough to be caveman level shit. If an unsuccessful male Chimpanzee were to try to explain, in English, how he intends to make more chimpanzees, it'd come across as more thoughtful and human than Lucas.

So Lucas has a plan, and nothing but, and his monomaniacal devotion to this plan, and it's inevitable failure, will amuse up until he abandons it and dies.

At this point, he is essentially a cartoon character, running around trying to catch Kweens and getting anvils dropped on his head.
The chimpanzee would also never date his own niece because amazingly, chimps CAN identify individuals with very similar genetic traits, and they avoid them to reduce inbreeding. And even though chimps aren’t monogamous, the collectives they live in will protect the infants and work to feed them, and the fathers will invest a lot of time raising and protecting their own young. Also chimps are able to make and maintain lasting friendships and recognize social norms like fair trades and compromise, something that escapes Lucas.

Lucas’ mentality at this point is on par with actual insects: attract mate, breed, leave female to raise offspring. Hopefully get eaten alive by a black widow.
 
The chimpanzee would also never date his own niece because amazingly, chimps CAN identify individuals with very similar genetic traits, and they avoid them to reduce inbreeding.
Just because Lucas knows incest is wrong, similar to everyone in orgies during this pandemic when 40% of them will die in a month, his niece's sweet tight young virgin pussy overrides that.
 
The chimpanzee would also never date his own niece because amazingly, chimps CAN identify individuals with very similar genetic traits, and they avoid them to reduce inbreeding. And even though chimps aren’t monogamous, the collectives they live in will protect the infants and work to feed them, and the fathers will invest a lot of time raising and protecting their own young. Also chimps are able to make and maintain lasting friendships and recognize social norms like fair trades and compromise, something that escapes Lucas.

Lucas’ mentality at this point is on par with actual insects: attract mate, breed, leave female to raise offspring. Hopefully get eaten alive by a black widow.
I don't think Lucas would leave the female. He would stick to her like a tick. She would have to cleanup after him, keep the refrigerator and pantry stocked for him, take him out to restaurants all the time, basically "do every thing for him". Of course provide the baby girl he so desperately wants. According to Lucas she won't be able to have male friends, not even talk to her own male relatives.
 
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I don't think Lucas would leave the female. He would stick to her like a tick. She would have to cleanup after him, keep the refrigerator and pantry stocked for him, take him out to restaurants all the time, basically "do every thing for him". Of course provide the baby girl he so desperately wants. According to Lucas she won't be able to have male friends, not even talk to her own male relatives.
You're spot on.

This is what Lucas wants: the irrational, unconditional love and support mother's often extend to their young. Only he wants it, at 40, from a "smart pretty interesting girl" no more than 16-24.

Somewhere between his mom and his niece.

And it's worth noting that his misery, his persistent heartache, comes from the fact that nobody will love him like this, least of all a teen girl. Hell, "love" isn't the word for it. It's just a species of dependence and protection, only he'd also get to use his dick.

Which, he's confessed, is hella small and doesn't work right.

Anyway, can you imagine how Lucas would react if, God forbid, he got what he wanted and was still a miserable fat creep?
 
Anyway, can you imagine how Lucas would react if, God forbid, he got what he wanted and was still a miserable fat creep?
Lucas Werner is so out of touch that the quality of the sex probably wouldn't matter. Instead, what he would be focused on is dunking on all of his haters, gloating to other people who don't give a shit, and acting machismo. Sure - he might get butthurt if he fails to start or maintain an erection, or if he can't finish, but he's never been the guy to admit defeat. Being unable to please the other woman would not be self-defeat. Nothing would be self-defeat. He would ride any and all technicalities to declare victory, and that dopamine shot to his brain would drive him to an incredible display of self-destruction with false confidence.

I just don't see him realizing how much of his life he's wasted, the relationships he's squandered, the health he's neglected... that's not Lucas. Admitting faults has never been a Lucas move. Doubling-down is his specialty. Having sex with someone from his age range would be enough to validate everything.
 
I like how he thinks this makes him look like a good father and not an abusive one.
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I like how he thinks this makes him look like a good father and not an abusive one.
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Yes, a great thing to brag about when you are trying to have children is how good you are at [checks notes] emotionally abusing and manipulating them while letting them eat food off the floor?
 

This thumbnail looks like what paramedics are going to find frozen underneath a bridge someday.
Anyways, he's still peddling this myth that people who get the 'rona have a 50% chance of dying.
When will somebody tell Pucas that among his beloved zoomers, the likely effect is just a mild case of the sniffles?
 
I don't know what to make of Lucas's insistence that life during the quarantine is a series of deadly orgies that he is not invited to. Further proof that he doesn't really share a world with the rest of us.

Hallucinating? We know he's done that before. Perhaps he hears the sounds of fucking and coughing all around him as he wanders the streets.

Is he projecting his own desires on the world? He's demonstrated that he ascribes his own atypical motivations to other people.

It's remarkable that he's fixated on the fear that everybody is currently fucking, except him, and neither the government nor natural selection approve. And it's also a little boring. I wish he'd rap more ("Gen Z, solidarity, she about 18 and ready to breed. Gen X needing some sex, all hail Generation X!"). Or just switch up his ravings a little bit.
 
There is a humorous irony in that he is pushing atheism and evolution, when in fact without religion and its many social services Lucas takes advantage of, Natural Selection would have taken care of Lucas long ago.
It's been noted.

Lucas is a living study in contradictions.

Almost every position he's angrily articulated in the past 5 years, he's just as furiously recanted... with no seeming awareness of the disparity.

If anyone was ever tempted to take Lucas seriously, this would have to be brought to their attention.

A non-comprehensive list:

1. Preaches non-violence / threatens with box-cutter

2. Chastised misogynists / uses hateful female epithets "on occasion"

3. Touts atheism / tries to manipulate "theists" with bible verses / attends church

4. Preaches "age-gap love" / rails against greybeards-teenie relationships

5. Scolds society for not following Covid regulations when they get their "plague orgy" on / goes everywhere without a mask / attempts to lure children out of quarantine for assumed sexual liasons
 
Being mad at tards is stupid, I know. I am now stupid. Or have I always been stupid, and it took Lucas's gibberish for me to acknowledge it?

Anyway, this "Zoomer slang" bullshit is strangely infuriating. I feel his gibberish transcends cringe and violates some primal, unspoken taboo. My instinctive response is to hoot like an ape and smash him with sticks and rocks. Maybe defile his corpse to show my contempt?

Am I the only one having this reaction? I hope not.

I take back everything Ive ever said about catfish and trolls spoiling his free range tard cum. May he find his Bluespike and be coerced into putting things in his butt.

I am disgusted and ashamed by how much I loathe Lucas.
You're not alone. I could handle the semen-talk and the pseudoscience, even the shitty food and nutso board games, but for whatever reason, this makes me feel like a wild chimpanzee and long to go ape shitt.
 
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