Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Just like how he considers crushes from his past to be relationships, he thinks of incidental eye contact as making sex eyes. I can't say if this is because he has an autistic understanding of human interaction or it's his schizo delusions telling him this.

Back when he was eye raping girls in college, if a woman just happen to look at him he would get a "love buzz". Hell, to his rutting animal brain, if a woman happens to look not even at him, but in his general direction, they must be "interested" in him.

 

[Wernology]

Back to this angle, I see.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Back to this angle, I see.

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“My parents will parent our children”

 

[mothman96]

I'd say his dad and stepmom, his mother and stepfather, would gladly pay for Lucas to get a vasectomy.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

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Lucas, buddy, pal, bro, dude, nobody is "hoarding women" from you. Women are avoiding you because you're creepy and unpleasant.
If another guy cockblocks you, I can guarantee you that he was either asked to or she wanted him to.

If she didn't want him to, she'd tell him it's fine and to back off.

The women who make sex eyes at you while holding hands with their boyfriends are trolling you, you colossal moron. They were never interested in you,.

For fuck's sake, learn to read social cues.

The delusion that women are somehow chattel or livestock who possess no autonomy or personal agency is one of Lucas’s deepest seeded delusions. It can’t be the woman‘s fault he can’t get laid. Clearly he is a stud any woman left to her own devices would want to bang right? It must be those greedy men hoarding all the women! That’s it. Imagine this mentality if he did happen to get a girlfriend? Now it would be Lucas’s turn to own a girl and keep her from the other ranchers who might steal her off the ranch.

 

[Particle Bored]

I'd say his dad and stepmom, his mother and stepfather, would gladly pay for Lucas to get a vasectomy.

That would be like spending money to install seatbelts in a sofa. What's the point?

 

[mothman96]

That would be like spending money to install seatbelts in a sofa. What's the point?

Better be safe than sorry. He's desperate enough to black mail to get sex, pay to get sex. As time passes, how far is he willing to go to get his dick wet. Rape happens, and it's not unknown for women junkies to trade sex for money and end up pregnant.

 

[Dusk]

Apparently lucas has no understanding of what an agnostic is literally at all

Its another tirade about how you essentially have to be an atheist because you can't prove god exists and not understanding that the concept of agnosticism is that you can neither prove it nor disprove it

He literally says 'with me absence of evidence is evidence of absence' which literally a well known and often repeated fallacy which is flat out false and well known for it being false. Adding in that 1+1 = 2 as proof of 'beliefs don't matter 1+1 is always 2' which ironically isn't always true, cause math gets weird when you start digging into it. Not that i'd expect a dumbshit like lucas who can't even pass a basic high school tard math class to understand that. and he says 'why is the sky blue isn't a stupid question' which is ironic because the sky isn't blue, its in the UV spectrum and is some kind of UV purple but our brains do some color phase shifting trickery cause we can't see that part of the spectrum. Apparently he isn't aware of that either

and wtf is this 'and jesus was a violent motherfucker who beat up people in a temple without permission' horseshit?

ffs it was literally one stupid statement after another. Its astounding how he managed to spout so much wrong shit in one short video

Not to white-knight Jesus (because God knows the dude doesn't need it), but this obsession with Jesus being violent is just so out of left field that I kind of love it. Attack the dude for the one thing he specifically never was. That's like hating on Elton John for being a pussy hound.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I'd say his dad and stepmom, his mother and stepfather, would gladly pay for Lucas to get a vasectomy.

Maybe they can convince him it's a telomere lengthening procedure.

Not to white-knight Jesus (because God knows the dude doesn't need it), but this obsession with Jesus being violent is just so out of left field that I kind of love it. Attack the dude for the one thing he specifically never was. That's like hating on Elton John for being a pussy hound.

He's just making Jesus sound cooler to me. He made a whip of cords to chase the money changers from the temple? He said 'sell your stuff and buy weapons'? Christianity must be badass. I'd better go to church and avoid the smelly mumbling guy in the corner.

 

[WonderWino]

You heard it here first folks, there are people hooking up at the park and the bus plaza to go have group sex and the transit cops do absolutely nothing about it

He also claims Covid19 has killed 3 million people so far. Not surprisingly he's full of shit, as usual:

Coronavirus Cases:
3,029,746
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Deaths:
209,244
Recovered:
900,334

Coronavirus Update (Live): 81,660,489 Cases and 1,780,942 Deaths from COVID-19 Virus Pandemic - Worldometer

Live statistics and coronavirus news tracking the number of confirmed cases, recovered patients, tests, and death toll due to the COVID-19 coronavirus from Wuhan, China. Coronavirus counter with new cases, deaths, and number of tests per 1 Million population. Historical data and info. Daily...

www.worldometers.info

and hes claiming 30 million people are going to die from it worldwide

Imagine saying shit like that while calling everyone else stupid

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, well, right now you're a stinky ragman who sleeps on the floor of a library and wears the same clothes day in and day out. Lucas, your step parents won't even let you pitch a tent on those acres of property. They aren't going to be giving those to you when they die or right now. You're just a hobo incel who goes Reeee all the time.

Back to this angle, I see.

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[Wernology]

Such a kind man.

 

[Dusk]

I, for one, am getting a huge kick out of the fact he obviously is trying to cover up the fact that he is DEEPLY jealous of the fact that other people are having sex/relationships by pretending to care about social distancing. I know its been said before, but he is just utterly torn apart inside by the fact that nobody loves him. Why doesn't he just come out and say it? Is it embarrassing to admit?

He's so exceptional that he doesn't even understand social distancing. I'm not going to move out of my fucking house so I can stay 6 feet apart from my family. The idea is to minimize the contact you have with people outside that unit. If you're living with tour boyfriend, or some FWB roomates, why not fuck? You probably shouldn't be importing randos off the street to fuck you, but I'm 99% sure nobody is doing that. And in the end, isn't that Lucas's problem?

 

[Trainwreck]

Really wish that Lucas would stop telling everyone that the people of Spokane are having constant orgies. We wanted to keep it a secret. I've been to countless ones since quarantine started and on my birthday, I went to two different parties.

 

[Dusk]

I like how he thinks this makes him look like a good father and not an abusive one.
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The next time I get pissed off at my dad for spending $600 on a new vacuum from a door-to-door salesman or drinking all of my wine and falling asleep at the kitchen table, I'm going to pull this up and remind myself that it could always be worse.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I’m reasonably sure that he thinks Covid is a sexually transmitted illness.

 

[WonderWino]

Such a kind man.

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'The first strain of the spanish flu wasn't that deadly'

LOLwut? I assume he means 'first wave' and it was deadly as fuck. He sure didn't learn anything at college....or highschool....or stuff that is literally known to every person on the planet who is even slightly literate and even most of the ones who aren't

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I’m reasonably sure that he thinks Covid is a sexually transmitted illness.

That has killed 3 million people with a 40-50% chance of immediate death after contracting it.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think it's even trolls because in Lucas' mind even little kids are making sex eyes at him. It's just pure delusions.

He sounds like the pedos interviewed in the Chicken Hawk documentary, who would constantly say shit like this about how kids were flirting with them.

 

[Wernology]

Lord...