Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

"Maybe someday you'll love me like I need to be loved." Lucas Werner.

Interesting statement. What kind of "love" does Lucas need?

I suspect it's the irrational, nurturing love of a mother. His own mother coddled him for decades before she cut him off, telling her fat retarded son that he was precious, feeding him ice creams when he was sad, paying his bills. He's made some odd, Oedipal statements about her. His solitary girl friend played the same role: she worked, provided a place to stay, took care of his incompetent, vile ass. Also, he could fuck her. Lucas wants to be taken care of. Babied. Spoiled.

But there's another dimension to his need for love: sex. And Lucas is a sex creep. We know that he's fixated on anal torture, fisting and teen porn. Also, Lucas wants to have sex with the type of girls that laughed at him and called him gay in HS. He wants a 16 year old....to right the injustice of losing his virginity at 27?

Finally, Lucas needs control. He'll call it respect. His love better not talk to other men, ever, or disagree with him. He's said as much repeatedly.

So the love Lucas needs is a mother/teen/slave sort. I strikes me as gross, pathological, and ridiculous.

 

[Wernology]

Did you see the other dick pic he sent? He is grabbing his tiny deformed penis, butt naked in full blubber form, eyes closed like he is some sexy Adonis. A true Incel Narcissist textbook example.

Why would you make everyone reading this thread have to picture that?

What sort of sadist are you?!

 

[Nobleman]

Why would you make everyone reading this thread have to picture that?

What sort of sadist are you?!

Like any Ph.D, a doctorate in Wernology requires sacrifice and hard work.

 

[mothman96]

Like any Ph.D, a doctorate in Wernology requires sacrifice and hard work.

If what Lucas said is true, the city is closing down the library shelter, where do you think he's going to end up. The Cannon st. (Jewel's) shelter or back at HOC.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Why would you make everyone reading this thread have to picture that?

What sort of sadist are you?!

That's not sadism. It's vital, high level Wernology.

I think it's important that all Wernologists remember Lucas's dick pics, and the context in which they were sent. One can not truly appreciate Lucas's madness without seeing his awful dick.

A dick pic should be posted every few pages, so that it is impossible to read this thread without seeing his tiny, limp dick. It keeps the discomfort and absurdity fresh.

I do not care to analyze my eagerness for people to see, and laugh at, Lucas's dick.

Spoiler: Wanna see some dick?

Spoiler: You're sure? It's Lucas's.

A classic from this thread.

 

[PrincessKidana]

That's not sadism. It's vital, high level Wernology.

I think it's important that all Wernologists remember Lucas's dick pics, and the context in which they were sent. One can not truly appreciate Lucas's madness without seeing his awful dick.

A dick pic should be posted every few pages, so that it is impossible to read this thread without seeing his tiny, limp dick. It keeps the discomfort and absurdity fresh.

I do not care to analyze my eagerness for people to see, and laugh at, Lucas's dick.

Spoiler: Wanna see some dick?

Spoiler: You're sure? It's Lucas's.

A classic from this thread.
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But where is the attempt at him looking sexy? I if I'm going to see a train wreck, I want to see the mangled corpses that go along with it.

 

[Rogowski]

Yes, this is the meme that's finally gonna convince someone to have babies with you.

 

[Rescuetoast]

It’s looking bleak for our boy. (Lifted this screenshot from SOFALAW)

 

[PrincessKidana]

It’s looking bleak for our boy. (Lifted this screenshot from SOFALAW)

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We were discussing that. I think he is trying for a pity fuck.

His latest "woe is me" post. He is really working this pity angle.

 

[Rescuetoast]

We were discussing that. I think he is trying for a pity fuck.

Disregard me then, I can’t read.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Disregard me then, I can’t read.

You're fine. I think that it is still hilarious, even the second time around.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I like how he’s still using imgflip to make these shitty memes like you can’t just use the story feature on the platform of your choice and write shit out and download it.

 

[PrincessKidana]

I like how he’s still using imgflip to make these shitty memes like you can’t just use the story feature on the platform of your choice and write shit out and download it.

That requires him to actually THINK.

 

[dingobaby]

Jesus, the A-ist, B-ist, C-ist reasons I can't get that zoomer poonaner. The Puke has no ideas/ideals of his own, as he ages the more exacerbated the difference between himself and teens gets. Possibly the more desperate MRSAmeres gets.

 

[mothman96]

We were discussing that. I think he is trying for a pity fuck.

The pity fuck: he posted this awhile back.

 

[wenttobermuda]

His latest "woe is me" post. He is really working this pity angle.

This is delightful. I'm such a fan of his lonely, broken hearted content. It's as close as Lucas gets to honesty and reflection.

But really there's not much self awareness on display. Agephobia, classism, and not forgiving (I presume he is whining about his crowning glory, the Starbucks pedo incident). Just whimpering about the forces that keep him away from Zoomer poonaner.

And, notably, he's addressing Zoomers as a group when he announces his desire to love. Anyone from that group will do. It's amusing how he casually depersonalizes women. He's creeped on individuals before, but it's best when he creeps on a demographic.

 

[AnOminous]

This is delightful. I'm such a fan of his lonely, broken hearted content. It's as close as Lucas gets to honesty and reflection.

The most he ever realizes is his life is shit. He never comes within a mile of realizing his life is shit because he himself is shit.

 

[wenttobermuda]

The most he ever realizes is his life is shit. He never comes within a mile of realizing his life is shit because he himself is shit.

I'm not sure if Lucas fully recognizes how shit his life is. He's used to SSI, homeless shelters, psych wards. He's adjusted.

But, inasmuch as he doesn't get what he wants , he seems to realize that his life is shit. He just won't do shit to improve it, because he doesn't see himself as the cause.

If asked, Lucas would probably claim that his life is shit because the world is shit.

He has many explanations: the ageist bigots, classists, religionists, psych doctors, and cold hearted Zoomer socialists who worship money and won't show him their poonaners.

 

[Kinoplex Robert]

Is there any link to a collection of all Werner's "food" that he's made? I want to experience it like a Boss Rush of disgust.

 

[AbraCadaver]

That's not sadism. It's vital, high level Wernology.

I think it's important that all Wernologists remember Lucas's dick pics, and the context in which they were sent. One can not truly appreciate Lucas's madness without seeing his awful dick.

A dick pic should be posted every few pages, so that it is impossible to read this thread without seeing his tiny, limp dick. It keeps the discomfort and absurdity fresh.

I do not care to analyze my eagerness for people to see, and laugh at, Lucas's dick.

Spoiler: Wanna see some dick?

Spoiler: You're sure? It's Lucas's.

A classic from this thread.
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I CANNOT get over how tiny it is. His dick is smaller than ONE of his balls. It’s not even big enough to be limp, as that would require enough length to actually sag or bend in the middle. There is no middle to his dick...it’s just a round nubbin, so totally uninsertable into a woman that any girl could have “sex” with Lucas and still be a virgin, because he is incapable of penetrating anyone or anything.

I’m not a man, but if I had a dick like that I could definitely understand being furious at the world. Nature is hilariously cruel sometimes.