Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Ummmmmm..... my eggs have all jumped ship. I'm now sterile. And a lesbian.
What even IS that second pic, with the joint?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, he takes the most disgusting photo possible, and you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel, and then he manages to go lower than the bottom of the barrel. He's been doing this for so long that he left the bottom of the barrel behind about 4 years ago so now we're getting close to the Earth's core I think?

Seriously though. Lucas is an ugly man, but that facial expression is just cursed.
 
The only person who thinks Lucas is sexy IS Lucas. He is a self-sexual because no one wants to fuck him anymore.
I can’t even take it anymore. Even Lucas can’t be that crazy or stupid to believe those pics are anything but absolutely revolting. In the past, he’s commented on how he knows he’s handsome, while we all know he’s repulsive. But even he can’t think there is anything remotely attractive about those. He’s just being a fuckhead. An absolutely disgusting fuckhead.
 
Ummmmmm..... my eggs have all jumped ship. I'm now sterile. And a lesbian.
Hmmmmm I wonder which one is more true to life? 🤣

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Lucas is stoned off his ass and talking about travelling by train for 3 months to 3 different states. to chicago, california and the southwest and the south and up to new york....then starts talking about going to boise and helena and then to chicago

Chicago by august is the first step apparently

and i'm sure lucas's mother would lose her shit to hear he is going anywhere near the south west. We all know how that will end if by some miracle he actually tries this little adventure - he'll decide he suddenly likes arizona enough to stay

 
Lucas is stoned off his ass and talking about travelling by train for 3 months to 3 different states. to chicago, california and the southwest and the south and up to new york....then starts talking about going to boise and helena and then to chicago

Chicago by august is the first step apparently

and i'm sure lucas's mother would lose her shit to hear he is going anywhere near the south west. We all know how that will end if by some miracle he actually tries this little adventure - he'll decide he suddenly likes arizona enough to stay

I think his stoned schizo talk about traveling was brought about by yesterdays post made by darkwingosconichugorl.

darkwingosconichugorl said:
 
Lucas is stoned off his ass and talking about travelling by train for 3 months to 3 different states. to chicago, california and the southwest and the south and up to new york...
Lucas is entertaining the notion of going full hobo. That's fantastic. I can picture him with a bindle over his shoulder.

I was hoping he'd hop the rails like an old timey hobo, and maybe get stabbed and robbed by the Freight Train Riders of America. But no, fatty is thinking of paying for his ticket, like the buster he is.

Perhaps he's realized that he's exhausted his prospects in Spokane? Or maybe he's just high. He's said in the past that he's not leaving Spokane because he's "not a quitter." And I can't picture him being competent enough to arrange for his tard bucks by direct deposit.
 
If Lucas has a payee, I assume it's been deemed he's not responsible enough for direct deposit.

Stoned Lucas is the most likable Lucas. He managed to not make his same tired points about 18-24 year old girls, being poor with his EBT card or dumb religious shit like anyone cares he's atheist.

I hope Lucas travels, it would be good for him. Just don't bother people.
 
I think his stoned schizo talk about traveling was brought about by yesterdays post made by darkwingosconichugorl.

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It wouldn't surprise me at all if thats the case. That and it may be starting to sink in that his options for finding actual housing in some form are extremely limited where he is now, so it might be partially a crackpot plan to get out of the state, both to a place where he thinks nobody knows who he is (and thus he will have less scrutiny for his creeping on the zoomers) and where he might be able to get into some government paid housing again. Or failing that, back to his mothers house - hence the stuff about the south west. Notice how he just said 'south west' when referring to that area and didn't mention any place specifically like he did with literally every other area he mentioned. He thinks hes being clever about hiding his intentions

wenttobermuda said:
Lucas is entertaining the notion of going full hobo. That's fantastic. I can picture him with a bindle over his shoulder.

I was hoping he'd hop the rails like an old timey hobo, and maybe get stabbed and robbed by the Freight Train Riders of America. But no, fatty is thinking of paying for his ticket, like the buster he is.

Perhaps he's realized that he's exhausted his prospects in Spokane? Or maybe he's just high. He's said in the past that he's not leaving Spokane because he's "not a quitter." And I can't picture him being competent enough to arrange for his tard bucks by direct deposit.

Literal hobo saga would be the best thing lucas has done for years and would be hilarious to watch unfold. Apparently I wasn't all that far off when I mentioned a dumb and dumber style cross country adventure. Just without the creeper van. As much as i'd like to see him hopping trains in a railyard somewhere I can't imagine he is even physically capable of doing so. He'd try it one time and either have a coronary or fall and get his legs run over. The train would beat the beetus to the inevitable amputation of his legs

That said, he's high and while he may or may not try to act on it, being high is like being drunk, it makes him lose some inhibitions so whatever he is spouting is probably something he has put at least some thought into doing as a serious plan. At least as serious of a plan as lucas is capable of coming up with

Also, can you imagine lucas in chicago of all places? He would wander down the wrong street making a video ranting about how its ok to call blacks niggers and get shot by some crip gang banger who overheard his ranting

Though i'd like to see how he is planning to explain the fact that he wants his tard money direct deposited into an account he can use for travelling to other states on some kind of road trip. I can't see his payee allowing that, especially after what happened the last couple times he did any travelling. Not to mention given his previously stated motivations of looking for underage girls. Hell its how he got to spokane in the first place. That has to be some kind of exploitation of government funds provided to him right? At a bare minimum I can't see them allowing it even if only to prevent him from using some funds to go find some teen girl in some other state. If he did and got arrested for it....can you imagine the shitshow that would start? Government tard bux given to a known pedo who public states his intentions, only to be given money to leave the state to pursue underage kids in other states. The payee would get fired if hes lucky and jailed if he isn't for knowingly enabling it and there would have to be some kind of investigation over it. The welfare system has its issues but they absolutely don't want or need that kind of attention being pointed their way and I can easily see the end result fucking things up in the future for other people trying to get needed support for actual legitimate purposes.

Yet again, lucas is thinking only of himself and doesn't care how it'll fuck things up for anyone else
 
It wouldn't surprise me at all if thats the case. That and it may be starting to sink in that his options for finding actual housing in some form are extremely limited where he is now, so it might be partially a crackpot plan to get out of the state, both to a place where he thinks nobody knows who he is (and thus he will have less scrutiny for his creeping on the zoomers) and where he might be able to get into some government paid housing again. Or failing that, back to his mothers house - hence the stuff about the south west. Notice how he just said 'south west' when referring to that area and didn't mention any place specifically like he did with literally every other area he mentioned. He thinks hes being clever about hiding his intentions
You are right. Can just imagine the look on his mother's face, answering a knock and there is her insane pedo son at her door. I don't think having the insane predator Lucas in Green Valley would go well with her social circle.
 
That is what I mean... he is fully within the realm of being a violent person. I could certainly see him harming someone who he feels has wronged him. He is a danger to pretty much everyone.
He is absolutely horrifying. I feel like, one of these days, I'm going to check this thread and see news reports of him violently attacking individuals and couples around Spokane for not "giving him the hook up".
Lucas is bipolar and if you've ever been around them, you know how they can go 0 to 60 when raging. That along with his 24/7/366 thoughts about wanting to fuck 18-24 year old girls, if you want to play stupid games catfishing Lucas, be sure he's not capable of giving you stupid prizes.
the big things i've learned over the years is that mental health cases are often victims of abuse - either caused by their own inability to cope with reality, inability to handle a situation, or are actively being abused by someone else.

the ones that are actually legit violent can barely hold it together long enough to approach normalcy to buy some cigarettes or beg for loose change.

Lucas is a coward and about as sharp as a bag of wet mice. on top of having zero fighting ability (look at him, look at that video of him shaking fists and shouting at Dan in the one video shot of him getting close to an altercation on "even" ground) the guy would be out of breath in a few minutes and has nothing going for him as an advantage besides size and weight. he'd be a danger to some girl or petite woman, but a woman who in reasonable shape can "defeat" him handily enough.

he doesn't look like he can take physical pain at all, in any way shape or form. what he can do, which is the most concerning, is let him mental illness escalate into ambushing someone with a weapon (box cutter) or using a combination of intimidation or leverage on someone vulnerable to abuse them with the implied threat of violence, if not actual violence. punching a wall and apologizing later is a sure way to abuse whatever poor woman that would give him a chance that would be just as effective as actually physically abusing her.

the chances of Lucas tarding out and attacking the flat-bills for hoarding women or whatever his delusion is, is lower than the above case of abuse or doing his best fat boy nerd rage.

He's back, almost shirtless.
and seemingly sunburnt, fitting in with the other shirtless pasty fatbodies i sometimes catch (all too often) at the beaches. like come on man, it doesn't take effort to put down the fork. and women tend to like guys that either take care of themselves, or are confident enough to overpower their largess. that's what's so irksome to me: people wasting their potential because they want everything handed to them like a small child.

Lucas is specifically offensive because of his inflated ego and sense of entitlement which most children grow out of by the time they're 5.
 

What's he drinking? Wine in a box?

He has officially gone full wine aunt. He looks drunk off his ass and really seems to be pounding it into him

and apparently he is going to helena, montana in june

BowlOfDick said:
these pictures make it look like Lucas is trying to adapt his homeless situation into a Big Lebrowski type of lifestyle to make him more endearing.

......He has much more in common with jesus, the dudes bowling arch nemesis:

 
What even IS that second pic, with the joint?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, he takes the most disgusting photo possible, and you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel, and then he manages to go lower than the bottom of the barrel. He's been doing this for so long that he left the bottom of the barrel behind about 4 years ago so now we're getting close to the Earth's core I think?

Seriously though. Lucas is an ugly man, but that facial expression is just cursed.
He doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as barrels
 
Though i'd like to see how he is planning to explain the fact that he wants his tard money direct deposited into an account he can use for travelling to other states on some kind of road trip. I can't see his payee allowing that, especially after what happened the last couple times he did any travelling. Not to mention given his previously stated motivations of looking for underage girls. Hell its how he got to spokane in the first place. That has to be some kind of exploitation of government funds provided to him right?
With special trusts for SSI folks, vacations are perfectly fine, even encouraged. I assume enough time has passed with Suzanne and Starbuck girl's restraining orders that it wouldn't be an issue. If Lucas is gonna do bad stuff to a teen girl, he could do it any time he wants in Spokane or anywhere. They can't keep Lucas locked up forever.
 
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