Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Anyone else find this hilarious?
 

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Did you see how a tard wrangler went outside and tried to wrangle the two of them. There was a ton of Autism in that video and the tard wrangler had her work cut out for her wrangling the tards.

Also: I do believe that is why Lucas is out in that Airway area. He knows someone is gonna kick his ass if they hear his latest rants. And Lucas is a fat coward of a cow and will turn into a shrieking violet at a moment's notice.

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most autistic video to ever exist right here, certified classic
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Still a better filter than what Lucas uses on his Instagram photos
PrincessKidana said:
I played with photo filters. I found a possible future role for Lucas. I present to you, Quasimodo:
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I mean someone else literally did this to you Lucas, so go for it creep, we all know you don't have the balls to actually do it
PrincessKidana said:
Anyone else find this hilarious?
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He already admitted there's nothing for him to do because he's a boring asshole who doesn't do much beyond watching porn and eating
Trainwreck said:
There really isn't much to do in Airway Heights for a homeless person. He can't roam around like he does downtown because the main street is a highway where people drive between 45-60mph. People are regularly hit by cars and die in that area as well. It's basically like a long ass street of strip malls. Not walker friendly at all.
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Krathnami said:
I think this image confirms he's still sleeping downtown and riding the bus out to Airway Heights rather than just sleeping out there,
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There really isn't much to do in Airway Heights for a homeless person. He can't roam around like he does downtown because the main street is a highway where people drive between 45-60mph. People are regularly hit by cars and die in that area as well. It's basically like a long ass street of strip malls. Not walker friendly at all.
 
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Trainwreck said:
In my opinion, yep! I hardly ever go out there - except for the casino. I am not understanding why Werno is traveling out there. It doesn't make any sense.
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A beauty school would be a good place to stalk zoomer chicks (if it were open), but there are beauty schools in Spokane. Perhaps he's already been shuffled out of the Spokane schools' premises, or they're too populated for his ranting?
 
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BIG CATS said:
Jeez, he’s already out in Airway Heights. What time do they kick him out of the shelter?
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'Now do you see?'

Wait a minute.....that sounds familiar.....


Statements like that aren't helping lucas's claims of sanity at all

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
But we've seen recently that Lucas has terrified to make his increasingly insane videos around other people, especially since the classic "shut the fuk up fagott!" response.
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Its interesting that in doing that he is showing he at least has enough of a functioning mind to be aware of how insane such behavior looks to everyone around him, so on some level he has to be aware his actions are not normal or sane when in such situations. He must really have some serious denial going on that he manages to block that understanding out the rest of the time in order to continue to behave that way

I mean can you imagine what would have happened if he had had the jacket over his head screaming at his dick in the hobo shelter?

wenttobermuda said:
Dan: Lucas Werner sucked Jason Perva's dick, I have proof!
QueenBurritoSupreme: True.

Lolololol

I still don't find it particularly credible that Lucas blew this dude:
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I'm not so sure about that. He did say he had proof. While he didn't show it its an odd thing to claim to have proof the way he did unless he is basing it off of something

PrincessKidana said:
I played with photo filters. I found a possible future role for Lucas. I present to you, Quasimodo:
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Damn, that makes him look like a male version of mira. That solves both their problems, all he has to do is convert to islam and claim to be from saudi arabia. Given how stupid she is it would probably work

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The stare he is doing you can see through his glasses and it makes him look even more mental. That guy who told him to shut the fuck up must have really pissed him off

darkwingosonichugorl said:
Is Lucas taking a ~10 mile bus ride back and forth from Spokane to Airway Heights every day just to hide in front of some closed beauty school?
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Yeah that totally doesn't make him look insane at all. Makes me wonder what the deal is with that place and if he has his eye on some young girl going there. Also makes me wonder if the hobos finally had enough of him and threatened him to stay out of the city itself or else

BowlOfDick said:
Because it’s likely dead due to lockdown. He’s going somewhere he won’t be challenged.
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Thats likely his intent but it won't necessarily work out that way. He isn't the only person around and sooner or later ranting like that is going to draw somebodies attention

That said, the fact that his solution to being told to stop ranting like a lunatic is to move the ranting to somewhere else where he thinks nobody will do so again instead of just stopping the ranting says alot about his mental capacity and thought process. It also shows just how hateful he is that his paramount concern is to rant like that
 
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GloryBoy said:
NPD + schizophrenia really seems to be the go-to in the creation of a classic cow like the Wern, even more so than someone with low-funcitong ASD.


"acshually it's hobo ephebophile you christian agephobe"
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I know I'm super late on the jump here but the weirdly-lined-up-teeth stacking that he does bothers me, my ancestors, and the entire world so fucking much
 
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Sevan Vosgi said:
I know I'm super late on the jump here but the weirdly-lined-up-teeth stacking that he does bothers me, my ancestors, and the entire world so fucking much
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Everything about Lucas bothers me to no end.

He's derailing.96812544_142740093985604_677189288214240883_n.jpeg

Lucas flexing feeling cool cause he interacted with some lady today. His lips look busted in two places wonder how long that's been there.

Talm bout that gelato

 
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Everything about Lucas bothers me to no end.

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Talk bout that gelato

Lucas flexing feeling cool cause he interacted with some lady today. His lips look busted in two places wonder how long that's been there.
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His lips look busted because they are dried out and cracked.

The girl was no smiles, all business, looked at him like he was already high. I'd say what was going through her mind was something like this-- "Crap, the psycho creep is back".
 
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