Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The reason why his mother went to Spokane to get him committed was because someone sent her screen shots of the convo with the girl in VA. From him telling her to make her "pushy squirt" to talking about his niece, his mother was shown everything. She defended him saying he's mentally ill and the girl in VA was bullying him at first. They said if she doesn't do anything they're gonna take them to the Spokane Police. Within that week she went to Spokane and he went away.

Somehow that doesn't surprise me. Its exactly the kind of behavior I would expect from his mother. Trying to paint lucas as a 'victim' and claiming he was bullied by a 17 year old and trying to claim him being mentally ill excuses literal pedo behavior in a manner that if reported would have landed him in prison for more than a few years and on a sex offender registry for life

She's as big of a POS as lucas is, if not more so. At least he is mentally ill and fucked in the head, whats her excuse for trying to help him get away with being a pedo? The only reason she had him committed was to avoid him going to jail for committing a felony involving a minor

That brings up an serious question though: how exactly did she manage to get him thrown in the nuthouse essentially at will? I mean hes a nutcase but it seems oddly coincidental he just happened to be mental enough at the same time this was going on to allow her to have him committed essentially on a whim

It makes me wonder how that happened and what she said exactly to the people running the place to justify it. It also makes me wonder if she deliberately did or gave him something to make him go batshit at the time. There is something really odd about that whole situation
 
With Lucas' serious mental health history being locked in places for extended periods, there's a ton of stuff we don't know about him, and he'll never be willing to be vulnerable enough to disclose it. This is far from normal treatment for a bipolar or schizo that's not immediately apparent to be violent.
 
Pretty sure we all knew Lucas was being avoided/ignored like he is now, must have been surreal for younger students seeing an infamous lolcow at their college in person though. He has no friends, and his family want nothing to do with him. I'd feel bad for Lucas if this wasn't self inflicted. Of course Lucas believes his own mother is cockblocking him for not indulging his delusions

I'm pretty sure they literally are cockblocking him from molesting his nieces, which he would do given the opportunity.
 
With Lucas' serious mental health history being locked in places for extended periods, there's a ton of stuff we don't know about him, and he'll never be willing to be vulnerable enough to disclose it. This is far from normal treatment for a bipolar or schizo that's not immediately apparent to be violent.
We'll put. There's so much we don't know about him, and the details suggest a lot of dark, ugly stuff. The outline, which is all we have, is bad enough.

The frequency, and duration, of Lucas's psych holds transcend run of the mill mental health woes. You've got to be more than crazy to spend 9 months continuously in a psych ward; dangerous, too.

Ask Suzanne if Lucas is genuinely dangerous.

The people who know more of Lucas's story aren't talking about it, for a variety of reasons related to being personally affected by it. He's insignificant, it hurts, why relive it, they'd just rather forget about it, etc.

I wonder if some of the silence regarding his troubled past is meant to protect people. Not Lucas, of course, but to protect people that Lucas has victimized or threatened in one way or another.

By just sort of letting Lucas vanish by degrees.

Think of it this way: no upstanding Wernologist is contacting his one ex-GF or former roommates for insight into Lucas. And they're not volunteering it. They could share, but it'd awful for them, pointless, and our curiosity isn't worth the price. Now extend this dynamic to brothers, nieces, barista's, etc.

I've got the sense that the Lucas story is darker than we currently appreciate, which is quite the thing to say about an old, homeless, schizo sex pest with a violent criminal record.
 
Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that his response to being told he smelled was “of course I do!”
Yes.

How credulous are we, anyway?

Whether or not it's a good source, I prefer to imagine Lucas owning his stank and turning it into a positive. He's got that sex musk. Now he needs the sex.

But, politely, that shit reads a bit like a w.i.ener's Wern.
 
Still, it's quite sad. How pathetic human being you have to be, to lead to the situation, where your family members don't even want to hear about you anymore. Hell, even John Wayne Gacy sister talked with her brother, right before his death due to the fact, that he was at least, good brother to her and a good uncle to her kids. Now picture this in your mind. I just cannot understand, how someone is able to openly talk about the fact, that he wants to fuck his own niece, when she was eleven. It's something you would expect on TOR Pedophile chats, not on freaking Instagram. Every chapter of this story, makes me more and more horryfied that such people exist.
 
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Was this when he was committed to the mental hospital in 2017? He should have been reported to the police anyway.
Exactly!! Wtf?!
Here are just some I found so far. I cropped any info that would out me.

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I hate to be a naysayer, but something is off about these messages. Lucas is incredibly stupid, that we know, but the messages don’t sound like him. It’s like every Lucas cliche in one conversation. November of 2019 was when he started this new posting frenzy. I don’t recall him using a lot of that stupid Gen Z slang at that time. I don’t know, I could be wrong, but the messages don’t strike me as from Lucas.
 
Exactly!! Wtf?!

I hate to be a naysayer, but something is off about these messages. Lucas is incredibly stupid, that we know, but the messages don’t sound like him. It’s like every Lucas cliche in one conversation. November of 2019 was when he started this new posting frenzy. I don’t recall him using a lot of that stupid Gen Z slang at that time. I don’t know, I could be wrong, but the messages don’t strike me as from Lucas.

Agreed. They hit a lot of the typical Lucas checkboxes a little too well.

He does sound like a caricature of himself half the time anyway but I agree something feels off about these.
 
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