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I don’t know what’s worse, the absolutely idiotic shit he says or the total arrogant confidence he displays while saying idiotic shit?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I don’t know what’s worse, the absolutely idiotic shit he says or the total arrogant confidence he displays while saying idiotic shit?
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"#NoAnalGaping" ?
Perhaps he'll share more about the things he's missing out on, that Zoomer Baes are missing out on, too.
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The only shape Lucas is in is round
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Lucas has gone full Jabba The Hutt I see, even has the greybeard look he constantly envies
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Just because a lot of his friends are women doesn't mean he's not a dude, y'all.
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Anyone speak Wern and know what the fuck this means?
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Probably confused as to why they laugh at pics of his.
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We laugh at his dick pics because we didn't realize it was possible to be that fucking small.
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I didn't know he's shown photos of his penis. Nor did I know Obamaphones had an electron microscope capable of 200000x zoom.
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Possible translations:
"Girls should, and do not, conform to my sexual desires."
"I'd love to celebrate my daughter's first period by raw dogging her from behind."
"Women like being fisted, a lot."
"Gimme that poon, bigot."
"It's unnatural that fee-males won't mate with me."
"Those things with poonaners keep me away from their poonaners."
LeeLoo
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Nooooooo!! His bitchin’ sunglasses broke!!
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I came here to say this but it had already been said.
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He kept chewing on them. Now he can swallow the lenses, put tape over one eye and complete his Hobo Joe look.
BIG CATS
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Hey Lucas
Tonight I grilled steak, my girlfriends favorite, with some asparagus and wild rice. The entire meal for two of us cost $14, plus I have leftovers. That’s what you pay for a preroll for yourself. Then you take a soup kitchen dinner at the shelter.
Really makes ya think.
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Looks like hes back to full on schitzo eyes. He literally looks like a mental patient thats been let out on a day pass in that pic
That he thinks that pic makes him look appealing in any way, shape or form speaks for itself as to how delusional and flat out stupid he is
LeeLoo
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I occasionally wish I could be in his head....just for a second....so I could look in a mirror and see what he sees. I’ve said it before; he has not one redeeming physical trait. He is unbelievably physically unappealing in every conceivable way. I cannot for the life of me understand what goes through his Abby Normal brain when he posts pics.
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Not to mention he looks like he has gained 10-15 lbs since he became homeless. Only in America.
LeeLoo
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I noticed yesterday that he has become so fat, his head looks too small for his body. Considering Lucas has an enormous gourd shaped head, imagine how fat one must be to make that abnormally large head look small.
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We got extra EBT in April and May thanks to Wu Flu. I assume Lucas is spending all of that on junk food like he always does.
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For the love of God why doesn't he just find a pimp and hand over his $100.
His constant use of "chick" does my head in.