Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[King Daddy Telomerase]

"Gen Z girls, socialism is your entire world."

He is so damn stupid. A majority 18-24 year old women probably care little about politics or voting.

Exit polls prove time and time again that a small percentage of college aged people vote, and they care less about actual politics and vote for whoever is popular. That along with Lucas always babbling about religion and how he's an atheist... people me and Lucas' age barely care about religion, I don't think it's ever been in the minds of 95% of Gen Z. It just shows he never talks to Gen Z and can't relate with them at all.

 

[wenttobermuda]

"Gen Z girls, socialism is your entire world."

He is so damn stupid. A majority 18-24 year old women probably care little about politics or voting. He is so simple minded and can't get past his preconceived notions of a group of people. I am hopeful but not optimistic that these Tinder catfish will get some good cow antics out of Lucas.

Also, Lucas is trading weed for shoes by people on the street! Come on, Gen Z ladies! Check out those new kicks! At least Lucas is not wearing pajama pants...

Maybe it's not sporting to mock another man's come up, but damn. What a thing to brag about.

When my grandfather didn't approve of someone's footwear he'd ask them: "Where's the nigger bum that you robbed for his shoes?"

Lucas isn't a robber or strongarm boy. He's a capitalist.

I wonder how that transaction began. If they haggled. If the bum took the shoes directly off his feet and passed them to Lucas.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The two from this morning.

Tinder matches & the board game ramble.

In order to interact with his Queen, the Snazzle King (Formerly the "Cheese Hoarder" from the previously-titled "Cheese Mongers") has to roll for his C.R.E.E.P. score, (Could Rape Erection Enters Poonanner). If the CREEP is less than or equal to the B.I.T.C.H. score, (Bums Irritate Teen College Honies) the King is C.O.C.K.B.L.O.C.K.E.D. (Cool Oligarch Can Kiss Bitches Lucas Only Cries Kids Escape Danger). If the CREEP is greater than the BITCH, The King achieves one B.A.E point, (Bitches Are Expectin'!) 3 BAEs produces a W.E.R.N.L.I.N.G. (I give up!)

 

[wenttobermuda]

In order to interact with his Queen, the Snazzle King (Formerly the "Cheese Hoarder" from the previously-titled "Cheese Mongers") has to roll for his C.R.E.E.P. score, (Could Rape Erection Enters Poonanner). If the CREEP is less than or equal to the B.I.T.C.H. score, (Bums Irritate Teen College Honies) the King is C.O.C.K.B.L.O.C.K.E.D. (Cool Oligarch Can Kiss Bitches Lucas Only Cries Kids Escape Danger). If the CREEP is greater than the BITCH, The King achieves one B.A.E point, (Bitches Are Expectin'!) 3 BAEs produces a W.E.R.N.L.I.N.G. (I give up!)

Womb excluded rapist NEET lives in narcissistic grandeur

Weak exceptional ree-tard needs loving intraageil nookie gift

Why ejaculate right now leave interesting notes, go

Wasted existence reeks noxiously lingers in noses gross

Weak erection rotten nuts lurks in niece's gallery

Wretched erect ree-tard nuts lovingly in no girls

Wildly excited ree-tard nuts loathsomely in niece's gash

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Womb excluded rapist NEET lives in narcissistic grandeur

Weak exceptional ree-tard needs loving intraageil nookie gift

Why ejaculate right now leave interesting notes, go

Wasted existence reeks noxiously lingers in noses gross

Weak erection rotten nuts lurks in niece's gallery

Wretched erect ree-tard nuts lovingly in no girls

Wildly excited ree-tard nuts loathsomely in niece's gash

Ok, I should have sent you the idea and let you handle it.

I plucked out a bad rendition of "stairway" and was so proud....

Meanwhile, @wenttobermuda puts down the smoking guitar and walks offstage; the audience is ash. A single burnt ceiling tile falls and hits the floor.

Virtuosic. Well done, sir.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

He didn't blow up my insta notifications very much today. Was he manic on Facebook instead?

I think I'm getting jumpy: any disappearance gives me hope that he's been institutionalized.

 

[Krathnami]

He didn't blow up my insta notifications very much today. Was he manic on Facebook instead?

I think I'm getting jumpy: any disappearance gives me hope that he's been institutionalized.

He was posting every couple minutes very early Wednesday morning but nothing on FB after about 8:30 his time

 

[JimmyNugget]

I love seeing how through the hundreds of pages topic regulars start getting the lolcow as their avatar. A thread filled with more Wern.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Wretched erect ree-tard nuts lovingly in no girls

Fuck me, that's perfection

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

He was posting every couple minutes very early Wednesday morning but nothing on FB after about 8:30 his time

I have been reading here a long while, and while it is often speculated that he's heading towards institutionalization - could it be? Have his public phone-scream sessions finally been noticed?! Don't get my hopes up only to dash them.

 

[teleméres69]

Unless there is the threat of Lucas getting arrested for his pedophilia again, I doubt he will. From what I hear it was only because people contacted his mom and told her they're going to the police if she didn't do something about Lucas. Since his family no longer care what happens to him, I doubt he'll be back in the hospital anytime soon. Lucas being homeless is the best place for him honestly

I have been reading here a long while, and while it is often speculated that he's heading towards institutionalization - could it be? Have his public phone-scream sessions finally been noticed?! Don't get my hopes up only to dash them.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Unless there is the threat of Lucas getting arrested for his pedophilia again, I doubt he will. From what I hear it was only because people contacted his mom and told her they're going to the police if she didn't do something about Lucas. Since his family no longer care what happens to him, I doubt he'll be back in the hospital anytime soon. Lucas being homeless is the best place for him honestly

Good... I am curious as to why he hasn't been mass producing videos lately - nothing new on YouTube in a week. I just recently started watching (well, listening to) his videos and wow that adds a whole new layer of insanity to that which is The Wern,

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Good... I am curious as to why he hasn't been mass producing videos lately - nothing new on YouTube in a week. I just recently started watching (well, listening to) his videos and wow that adds a whole new layer of insanity to that which is The Wern,

He flops between his accounts regularly.. if he starts posting on youtube again it will probably be a deluge

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Good... I am curious as to why he hasn't been mass producing videos lately - nothing new on YouTube in a week. I just recently started watching (well, listening to) his videos and wow that adds a whole new layer of insanity to that which is The Wern,

Lucas probably gets warnings and suspensions on Youtube. I've gotten punishment for less than he does. Silicon Valley really doesn't like any talk like he does towards women or African Americans.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Lucas probably gets warnings and suspensions on Youtube. I've gotten punishment for less than he does. Silicon Valley really doesn't like any talk like he does towards women or African Americans.

Ahh that actually makes a lot of sense given his increasingly offensive insane rants. Thanks

 

[Wernology]

Headphone warning for the first part and a few other random parts, he's outside and shouting over traffic in a few bits.

Edit: Watching him tear apart that burrito and eat it with his hand while treating the sauce like shots at a bar...fucking hell.

 

[Poop Shoot]

@klickitat I sincerely appreciate you taking the time to put these together for us. You’ve given me many hours of entertainment and I don’t think I ever thanked you for that.

edit - God he is so fucking awkward around people.

 

[Trainwreck]

Good thing he is doing his part and social distancing by sharing a joint with a fucking stranger.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Thanks to @klickitat for posting Lucas's latest schizo mating calls.

Most performers who practice the same material everyday will improve. Their delivery, or their timing, will get better. They may tighten their presentation or refine their organization.

Not Lucas Werner. He works on the same act every day, and it gets worse and weirder.

After 100 repetitions, what began as a boring screed against capitalist greed, or a baffling advertisement for his semen, has become numbing gibberish.

 

[WonderWino]

Headphone warning for the first part and a few other random parts, he's outside and shouting over traffic in a few bits.

Edit: Watching him tear apart that burrito and eat it with his hand while treating the sauce like shots at a bar...fucking hell.

'I have some manifestos that I wrote....i've written alot of manifestos....alot of them are in storage from when I was in high school in the 90s'

Oh yeah. This will totally end well. He has reached the supreme gentleman level of admitting to having a literal manifesto

He also claims david duke lives in czechoslovakia, a country that has not existed in decades. Hint: according to wikipedia he currently lives in the US in mandeville, louisiana

Also ffs he tore open the burrito, put the stuff in a pile and randomly dumped a bunch of pumpkin seeds he 'had in his pocket' on it

Fuck me thats as schitzo as it gets. I'm starting to think that theory about him having schitzo related issues with taste, smell and mouthfeel is accurate

and i'd like to know how his board game is going to take a whole year to make despite having literally nothing else to do and having no artwork. what a lazy dumbass. The only world record its going to have is laziest design ever. He has a whole paragraph written up as to how it works and how to play it already. Highly complex indeed

I'd like to know where he plans on storing the materials involved in making this supposed game

'Its a top secret project! Nobody working on it can know anybody else! but thats ok because i'm the only one working on it! Nobody will know its me!'

Rows and boats meets chess indeed. With 2 kings and 4 farms no less. What a tard