Pranced out like a prince.
Press X to doubt.
Let's pretend for a second that he's being honest about how today went down. So with how much the left and socialism are supposedly important to him, and how much he cares about social justice and worships Bernie and AOC, despite the death itself and the riots and the looting, it was a beautiful day because he bought lunch and got a number from a black girl who told him she has a boyfriend. I'd love to hear him try to explain away his massive hypocrisy.
BTW, I actually think that it's totally possible that a version of what he said actually happened. He very well could have stumbled into a conversation with a black girl, offer her lunch (to which she most likely said "if you want to bring me something go ahead but I have a boyfriend") and then proceed to follow her around until she gives him a fake number to get him to go away.
Rule of acquisition 121: 'everything is for sale, even friendship'
Except in this case lucas wants a meth bae as payment. It really shows he doesn't have principles beyond 'do anything to get what I want' as he associates with meth heads if it benefits him while ranting about drugs and trying to blackmail users and dealers (gee I wonder what slugger would think of the reason he got thrown out of his fartbox) Lucas spending any time around meth head tweakers is a bad situation waiting to happen. Especially one clearly fucked up enough to be sliced up like that, shows he has a history of shit. It can be real easy to set off those types so lucas had best behave himself unless he wants to end up risking a trip to the hospital
This is a stretch I know, but I had a weird thought while listening to The Wern rattle on about the not so slavery company he keeps now that he is homeless. If Lucas was presented with the opportunity, let's say an addict is desperate for a fix and needs cash, to literally buy a little girl, I think he would absolutely do it. It's a scary thought because while I think he doesn't have the balls to kidnap a child or molest a kid he finds wondering around a park, I don't think he'd be able to pass up an opportunity to procure a pet 5 year old girl. Like I said, I know it's a stretch, but it's not unheard of for a serious addict desperate for a fix to pawn off their own or someone else's child.
Out of the ways that the Lucas Werner Saga could come to its conclusion, I'd put the odds at about 1 in 1000, but that's saying something. Like, I can honestly say that there is 0% chance that presented the opportunity, I would not purchase a human being, but I don't think I can say that for Clam Hand Luke here.
