Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What a waterbrain.
He screams at everyone else to fix their wicked ways, but if someone points out a contradiction in his logic, all of the sudden that person needs to stop and WORK ON YOU!

Cars in cities are just used to horde (not hoard! apparently) all the women.
For the horde!

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

I drive a car, where's all my womens?!

 

[wenttobermuda]

This is one of my new favorite Lucas quotes:

"You only [drive a car] to horde (sic) women which is greed."

It works best written.

Lucas is revealing more about himself than he knows. He sees a car as a pussy horde-ing tool, because that's how'd he use it. Lucas must desperately want a sports car to impress the Zoomer baes. Or a SUV, because he could store more restrained baes in one.

Eta: I also enjoyed Lucas instructing folks *Work on YOU." I can imagine how Lucas would respond to being told this, even though he's manifestly in desperate need for some work. "I'm just fine. I merely lack a bae to ejaculate in." Rather than work on himself, the world must change to accommodate and celebrate him. But I understand why he doesn't do self improvement. He's hopeless, a lost cause, a turd that can't be polished. His family knows it. Perhaps he, deep in his cheese stuffed guts, knows it too.

 

[LeeLoo]

FUCK. According to his new IG video, someone sent the useless fat fuck pizza again. Unless the pizza has been shit on, peed on, jizzed on, or violated in some way, why in the hell is anyone sending this cancer on society anything?

 

[BowlOfDick]

This one made me LOL.

 

[teleméres69]

Lucas changing his voice like that with a straight face is still the funniest video he's made all week. Especially with him barking like a dog and begging for food. It's like a second persona trying to get out, which would be the greatest arc for Lucas if he ever got that bad

This is the video, he posted it from his instagram to his FB. Don't know how to embed the video itself, so posting the link:

Lucas Werner on Instagram: “Middle Class #Communists”

2 Likes, 0 Comments - Lucas Werner (@lucaswerner79) on Instagram: “Middle Class #Communists”

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For internet clout, and it's not that bad. Remember, Lucas is really obese/out of shape, if he constantly gets given fatty foods like pizza, combined with the junk food he eats daily and his diabetes, he is going to really shorten his lifespan

FUCK. According to his new IG video, someone sent the useless fat fuck pizza again. Unless the pizza has been shit on, peed on, jizzed on, or violated in some way, why in the hell is anyone sending this cancer on society anything?

 

[mothman96]

The insane pedo is currently posting his IG videos to his FB. Apparently, a guy named Eric is sending him the pizza and the creep will be saying more on this Eric and his girlfriend in a coming video.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I drive a car, where's all my womens?!

They should have been distributed with your registration. Contact your local DMV.

 

[PrincessKidana]

He jumped on the BLM movement because he assumes the fact that it is headlining right now will guarantee him Zoomer poonaner. He tosses it into a few videos in between crying about agephobia, greed and "hording women" (but seriously, how does someone who claims he is intelligent not understand the difference between HORDE and HOARD?). The issue I have with this is that even if he stands with BLM, he is piggybacking it with his unrealistic expectation that it will somehow help his chances of finally getting a bae yeeted unto him. He talks about "more black voices" while not SHUTTING THE FUCK UP. How dare he try to take systemic racism of black people and use it for his own personal agenda?

As far as his dad deserving to be a grandfather, he can fuck right off with that. He has siblings that can make his father a grandfather. His genetics need to die when his arteries finally harden and he dies gasping and clutching his chest.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

How dare he try to take systematic racism of black people and use it for his own personal agenda?

Are you really that surprised?

 

[WonderWino]

I know I shouldn’t be surprised by anything anymore, but Lucas’s response to his “friend” allegedly saying he should “do more manly things” is to... become a more literal version of a bridge troll?

and as a modern bridge troll he'll demand any payments for crossing his bridge to be made in teen poonaner or sent directly to his patreon

Eta: I also enjoyed Lucas instructing folks *Work on YOU." I can imagine how Lucas would respond to being told this, even though he's manifestly in desperate need for some work. "I'm just fine. I merely lack a bae to ejaculate in." Rather than work on himself, the world must change to accommodate and celebrate him. But I understand why he doesn't do self improvement. He's hopeless, a lost cause, a turd that can't be polished. His family knows it. Perhaps he, deep in his cheese stuffed guts, knows it too.

Lucas absolutely knows it on some level, thats why he is so touchy about being told that and loses his shit and blocks people when similar things are said to him

a guy named Eric is sending him the pizza and the creep will be saying more on this Eric and his girlfriend in a coming video

Well thats a stupid move on their part. Did these idiots learn nothing from the lacie incident? Thats just asking for lucas to start getting obsessive and creepy over that guys girlfriend and start making videos and creepy posts about her for the next few months

Even lacie figured out that was a really bad idea eventually, you'd think they would have noticed that by now. They can't be very bright deliberately drawing that kind of attention from lucas

 

[PrincessKidana]

Are you really that surprised?

Unfortunately, no. But it still pisses me off.

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

He going super sped on IG, @klickitat next vid should be a doozy!

Shouting evidence or fuck off in the street but then backtracks rapidly when it clicks people may apply that rule to him!

“EVERY TIME YOU BUY A WEDDING RING YOU’RE KICKING BLACK LIVES MATTER IN THE FACE!!”

“Black lives do matter but so do brown lives, Arab lives, Native American lives”. (I really hoping he’d slip into all lives matter)

 

[BowlOfDick]

Oh my yaweh I wish this was real!

 

[PrincessKidana]

She got blocked before I could see how he responded.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas unprivated his Instagram so everyone can view his insanity now. He's still on his virtue signaling run trying to appease a rioting zoomer bae.

 

[Wernology]

She got blocked before I could see how he responded.

Oh so that's what the shut your fucking piehole video was about! I was just saving them throughout the day and getting them compiled. Will edit this comment once that's done.

Edit:
Just short of 25 minutes. RIP headphone users, there's a lot of Angry Wern here.

This reads like someone who's never been drunk or high trying to convince everyone they totally have.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Never had sex with a younger female? Unreliable narrator? No !!

 

[Pump Meat]

Rough day for our boi, huh?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If we have a house now, we're greedy and only have it for pussy. Oh, Lucas.