Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Poop Shoot]

25 minutes?!

I love homeless Wern. Now I have something to do while putting away laundry. You’re the best klickitat!

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Communists had cars - the Lada

LOL, he has completely bought the line that having a cool car is an easy way to get laid. Not even a cool car, any car is good enough.

Cars bad, agephobia bad, greed and classism bad, sacrifice a teenage virgin to me or you're a hypocrite and a bigot - the normal stuff he spouts off all the time

 

[Rescuetoast]

Why does he think women have houses?

(hint: it’s because we live in them)

 

[A whole lotta nope]

So, by the logic of the Wern, people only own cars to get pussy. Never mind the fact that people actually have to go to WORK. That concept is completely lost on him. Also, as a straight woman I have a car. Am I trying to get some pussy? Nope. Just that pesky work thing that us responsible adults do. We do it because we prefer living indoors with our very own running water and don't expect someone to hand us shit for sitting around and not contributing a damn thing to society.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Do you think it's ever dawned on lucas that women don't like being referred to as "pussy"?
Amazing thing about Lucas is he's honestly too stupid to understand what a huge hypocrite he is. Bernie Sanders upon him!!!

 

[dingobaby]

I'm a good capitalist, where's my hot tub?

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas's list of rotten things that unfairly cockblock him is growing. In no particular order:

Agephobia. Classism. "Religionism." Greed. Pussy horde-ing. Hypocrisy. Cars. Homes. Homes? I guess that's what he'd use one for, and can't imagine anything else.

I wonder what he'll add next. Fat phobia? No, he'll not admit that he's fat.

He's fat.

Lucas is clearly aware why he isn't a suitable mate for a Zoomer bae. He's old. Fat, balding and smelly, with dentures. He's broke. He's a tard atheist who believes that if God were real, he'd get poonaner. He's abusive. He has no car, no job. He's homeless.

Lucas's list reflects his belief that these defects are not the problem-they are the baes'. He needn't change; they must learn it's immoral to not let him drip his schizo loads in their poonaner.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I wonder what he'll add next. Fat phobia? No, he'll not admit that he's fat.

He's fat.

Once you get into understanding women hate you because you're ugly, you're incel. Lucas will never admit to being incel.

 

[Da Dude123]

"Also they're fertile, also they're fertile. Give me their phone numbers!" What a sped! I guess those people did not send Lucas a pizza like they said they would?

 

[Hey Lucas]

It’s so funny to me that he’s actually living through historical protests for things he says he actually gives a shit about, and he’s just kind of mindlessly Rosencrantz and Guilsensterning his way through it all without even an attempt at relevance.

Even when he got “pepper sprayed”, he just said it made his throat a little spicy. Homeboy must’ve been half a block away from the action still.

What a joke.

 

[Trainwreck]

Lol, dont forget that hes not a "weightest".

 

[WonderWino]

Oh so that's what the shut your fucking piehole video was about! I was just saving them throughout the day and getting them compiled. Will edit this comment once that's done.

Edit:
Just short of 25 minutes. RIP headphone users, there's a lot of Angry Wern here.

This reads like someone who's never been drunk or high trying to convince everyone they totally have.

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Funny how no matter what lucas is trying to rant about it always circles back to exactly the same thing. It reminds me of this:

I can totally see that being lucas sitting in the park like that in a few years. Crow eating his brain included

Also as usual he makes literally everything about him when he criticizes others. Notice how he got pissy about parents not having conversations with their kids and discussing their circumstances and plights. That was a clear jab at his parents no longer listening to his ranting and not giving a shit that hes a literal hobo now

 

[Fatal Walter]

He could have easily gotten involved in the protests because they're probably the only people who wouldn't turn anyone away and it's not like he had anything better to do. But you know, even though he's far left of liberal he was either too lazy, too scared, or just doesn't actually care. All three? Also, despite his stated interest in anarchy, he's really fond of calling the cops or threatening to so maybe he just likes the cops too.

 

[mothman96]

Once you get into understanding women hate you because you're ugly, you're incel. Lucas will never admit to being incel.

The insane pedo has called himself a volcel. The schizo thinks all he has to say he'll date/have sex with women over 24, and they will be lining up for him to pick. So he's is voluntarily not having sex because he is choosing not to date women over 24.

 

[PrincessKidana]

The insane pedo has called himself a volcel. The schizo thinks all he has to say he'll date/have sex with women over 24, and they will be lining up for him to pick. So he's is voluntarily not having sex because he is choosing not to date women over 24.

As a woman over 24 years old, I can say without any hesitation or doubt that I would NEVER fuck OR date Lucas.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

As I watch the Werns videos my first reaction is to analyze him with a critical eye like there is something to decode, but then it dawns on me all over again that he is astonishingly, almost incomprehensibly stupid. There is nothing to analyze or decode about him. He is an emotionally and mentally arrested imbecile. He operates on a purely base level of primary urges. He lives totally in the ID and his ego and narcissism only serve to reinforce and justify these base urges he must satisfy. And he satisfies all but the main drive, sex. And it’s frustrated him into madness.

And what‘s the deal with his focus on cars lately? It’s just so baseless and bizarre.

 

[mothman96]

As I watch the Werns videos my first reaction is to analyze him with a critical eye like there is something to decode, but then it dawns on me all over again that he is astonishingly, almost incomprehensibly stupid. There is nothing to analyze or decode about him. He is an emotionally and mentally arrested imbecile. He operates on a purely base level of primary urges. He lives totally in the ID and his ego and narcissism only serve to reinforce and justify these base urges he must satisfy. And he satisfies all but the main drive, sex. And it’s frustrated him into madness.

And what‘s the deal with his focus on cars lately? It’s just so baseless and bizarre.

I'd say it's pure jealousy and a daily reminder he is incompetent/inadequate.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

And what‘s the deal with his focus on cars lately? It’s just so baseless and bizarre.

I'm guessing because he's takes a 10 mile bus ride back and forth many days to a place where he's loitering next to a loud highway.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

"I'm broke because I cant find a Gen Z mommy, fuck cops!"

"Also your praise and help means nothing to me until I'm drowning in 20 year old gash!"

 

[mothman96]

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"I'm broke because I cant find a Gen Z mommy, fuck cops!"

He's not paying rent so where is the money going. He's getting about $780 SSI a month and is broke.

ETA:
He's got $1000 saved up and the insane creep still claims he's broke.