I'd feel bad for anyone else if they were this pathetic at 40. But Lucas brings it on himself, and it's great to see him all alone and miserable like this. Some small fragment of his brain must realise why even if he refuses to acknowledge it
Man, for a guy who likes to call others clones for how they dress, I love that he's never changed from that awkward homeless Homer Simpson look he's been sporting since at least being dumped by Suzanne
Thanks to @LightEmittingDiode .....How did you find this on FB? Has Lucas seen it? His reaction to being captured in the wild is usually good for a rant or three.
For everything wrong with Luke, he could be worse.
Lucas is a incestuous pedophile who can only think of fucking someone who has his own genes, like his niece, or his imaginary 12 year old daughter.
But at least he's not Tommie Jayne.
What's worse than wanting to fuck 12 year old girls? Wanting to fuck 9 year old girls (and dogs)
Thanks to @LightEmittingDiode .....How did you find this on FB? Has Lucas seen it? His reaction to being captured in the wild is usually good for a rant or three.
It sure ain't gonna happen with that shrinky dink he's packing.
Of course, that's probably why he talks about fisting so much. Makes me wonder if he's aware that you can't get someone pregnant by shoving your hand up them like a puppeteer.
With what? Her own hands. I, like Lucas, imagined his dream bae performing goatse.
He could nearly anally penetrate a bae in this position. Perhaps this is why he enjoys anal gaping and asshole torture. Well, that, and his sadistic desire to punish women for not appreciating him. And his anxiety over his very small, very rubbery penis.
The author Charles Willeford wrote in his memoirs about how he and his mates preferred sodomizing prostitutes, so as to avoid pregnancies. Sadly, sometimes a load would drip out into their whore gash, resulting in an unlikely pregnancy. Perhaps Lucas imagines something similar.
More likely he dreams of manually, digitally inseminating a Zoomer bae. Imagine this:
Lucas shivers at the sight of the splayed bae. At last his time has come. He siezes his unwashed cock. It disappears into his trembling fist. He mashes it impatiently, tugs at it and squishes it, until it's almost erect. He's breathing heavily, and sweat is beading on his brow.
He's thinking about his niece. Oh, if only she'd stayed 11. He imagines her poonaner leaking telomeres, her belly swelling, and...
A few drops of semen bubble up between his knuckles. He howls. He makes a knife hand with his sticky fingers, as if preparing for a karate chop...
I can't continue. Apparently there is a limit to my autism. We'll skip a head.
Wrist deep, Lucas begins to tear up. Mission accomplished. What'll he name his daughter?
You can tell he just learned the word and it makes him think he's an intellectual. Like an animal being taught a new trick. The fact he has delusions of 4 year olds telling him they want to have sex with him just shows how much of a pedophile he really is. As we can see everytime someone gets a photo or video of him in town nobody wants anything to do with him, he's alone and just imagines it while creeping on children
With what? Her own hands. I, like Lucas, imagined his dream bae performing goatse.
He could nearly anally penetrate a bae in this position. Perhaps this is why he enjoys anal gaping and asshole torture. Well, that, and his sadistic desire to punish women for not appreciating him. And his anxiety over his very small, very rubbery penis.
The author Charles Willeford wrote in his memoirs about how he and his mates preferred sodomizing prostitutes, so as to avoid pregnancies. Sadly, sometimes a load would drip out into their whore gash, resulting in an unlikely pregnancy. Perhaps Lucas imagines something similar.
More likely he dreams of manually, digitally inseminating a Zoomer bae. Imagine this:
Lucas shivers at the sight of the splayed bae. At last his time has come. He siezes his unwashed cock. It disappears into his trembling fist. He mashes it impatiently, tugs at it and squishes it, until it's almost erect. He's breathing heavily, and sweat is beading on his brow.
He's thinking about his niece. Oh, if only she'd stayed 11. He imagines her poonaner leaking telomeres, her belly swelling, and...
A few drops of semen bubble up between his knuckles. He howls. He makes a knife hand with his sticky fingers, as if preparing for a karate chop...
I can't continue. Apparently there is a limit to my autism. We'll skip a head.
Wrist deep, Lucas begins to tear up. Mission accomplished. What'll he name his daughter?
With what? Her own hands. I, like Lucas, imagined his dream bae performing goatse.
He could nearly anally penetrate a bae in this position. Perhaps this is why he enjoys anal gaping and asshole torture. Well, that, and his sadistic desire to punish women for not appreciating him. And his anxiety over his very small, very rubbery penis.
The author Charles Willeford wrote in his memoirs about how he and his mates preferred sodomizing prostitutes, so as to avoid pregnancies. Sadly, sometimes a load would drip out into their whore gash, resulting in an unlikely pregnancy. Perhaps Lucas imagines something similar.
More likely he dreams of manually, digitally inseminating a Zoomer bae. Imagine this:
Lucas shivers at the sight of the splayed bae. At last his time has come. He siezes his unwashed cock. It disappears into his trembling fist. He mashes it impatiently, tugs at it and squishes it, until it's almost erect. He's breathing heavily, and sweat is beading on his brow.
He's thinking about his niece. Oh, if only she'd stayed 11. He imagines her poonaner leaking telomeres, her belly swelling, and...
A few drops of semen bubble up between his knuckles. He howls. He makes a knife hand with his sticky fingers, as if preparing for a karate chop...
I can't continue. Apparently there is a limit to my autism. We'll skip a head.
Wrist deep, Lucas begins to tear up. Mission accomplished. What'll he name his daughter?
Havent seen that chunk of vid before. Is there more from that stream?
Edit: in re: to @telemeres69 , did you catch that the 4 yr olds were "gallouse", too? Speaking of pseudo-intellectualism, Lucas saw the phrase "gallows humor", didn't know what a gallows was, the place where is hang them criminals from ya know? He thought gallows was a free-standing adjective, and much the same way he misapplied "acerbic", he started describing his "humor" as being "not too gallouse". I've changed the spelling of gallows to reflect his mispronunciation of the word.
Havent seen that chunk of vid before. Is there more from that stream?
Edit: in re: to @telemeres69 , did you catch that the 4 yr olds were "gallouse", too? Speaking of pseudo-intellectualism, Lucas saw the phrase "gallows humor", didn't know what a gallows was, the place where is hang them criminals from ya know? He thought gallows was a free-standing adjective, and much the same way he misapplied "acerbic", he started describing his "humor" as being "not too gallouse". I've changed the spelling of gallows to reflect his mispronunciation of the word.
With what? Her own hands. I, like Lucas, imagined his dream bae performing goatse.
He could nearly anally penetrate a bae in this position. Perhaps this is why he enjoys anal gaping and asshole torture. Well, that, and his sadistic desire to punish women for not appreciating him. And his anxiety over his very small, very rubbery penis.
The author Charles Willeford wrote in his memoirs about how he and his mates preferred sodomizing prostitutes, so as to avoid pregnancies. Sadly, sometimes a load would drip out into their whore gash, resulting in an unlikely pregnancy. Perhaps Lucas imagines something similar.
More likely he dreams of manually, digitally inseminating a Zoomer bae. Imagine this:
Lucas shivers at the sight of the splayed bae. At last his time has come. He siezes his unwashed cock. It disappears into his trembling fist. He mashes it impatiently, tugs at it and squishes it, until it's almost erect. He's breathing heavily, and sweat is beading on his brow.
He's thinking about his niece. Oh, if only she'd stayed 11. He imagines her poonaner leaking telomeres, her belly swelling, and...
A few drops of semen bubble up between his knuckles. He howls. He makes a knife hand with his sticky fingers, as if preparing for a karate chop...
I can't continue. Apparently there is a limit to my autism. We'll skip a head.
Wrist deep, Lucas begins to tear up. Mission accomplished. What'll he name his daughter?
So, he admits to delusions about 4 year olds wanting sex with him (how long before he goes full ritchie gecko with those delusions?), plus he claims he essentially gets talked down to by 'acerbic' four year olds (yeah lucas you're really ready for kids if a four year old can put you in your place)
and i'd like to know what idiot neighbor would ever think it was a good idea to have lucas babysit their kids. Even since lucas was a little kid everybody, including the other kids knew he was fucked in the head and that it was wise to stay away from him. I find it very hard to believe any adult with kids would be stupid enough to allow him anywhere near their kids
On that note, notice how he pulls that 'well I can't pull out a phone, call them and provide proof but it totally happened guys!' and how excited he gets talking about it. Those are two common tells lucas has for when he's lying about something. That said, even his mother has enough sense not to allow him that kind of direct access to kids, let alone to allow him to babysit anybody, let alone do so alone
The comment about four year olds wanting sex with him alone should put him on a police watch list for questionable behavior so any future similar claims will be properly investigated. Same with that 'I might date a 13 year old' freudian slip
As for that recent clip of him sitting around during protests you can tell nobody wants anything to do with him and you can tell he knows it too. You can see how agitated and jittery he is just sitting there. Its driving him mental that people are avoiding him and making him lose his shit internally. He is trying to cover it up, very poorly, by trying to act like hes just looking around at people and 'observing' whats going on but its clearly just a cover. He looks about ready to jump out of his skin in that clip. and thats just a clip. He must be wound up like that nearly 24/7. Its no wonder hes constantly losing his shit. Explains alot about the stream of consciousness he was doing during the podcast as well. Those kinds of buildups never end well for anybody. Thats exactly the kind of thing that keeps building until he loses it and starts screaming at people on street corners, like what got him thrown in the nuthouse before. Its also exactly the kind of behavior that is addressed during therapy sessions when people like lucas are in such places, to explain to them that they need to find a proper coping mechanism to deal with and otherwise vent the anger and obsessive behavior people like lucas have so as to avoid having it build up like that and pop off and land them back in the nuthouse for awhile
That said, if he sees the clip it'll make him even more pissed off and agitated. He's already paranoid as fuck about everyone being out to get him in public and finding out people were recording him during the protests like that will set his paranoia to max real quick and likely result in all kinds of ranting about it and how he's going to sic his precious cops on anybody he thinks is doing it
Its funny though. Everything lucas does ends up having the same result: he moves into a new apartment, people ignore him like the plague until he starts shit, he goes to school to try to find a woman, nobody even acknowledges his existence, he goes to the protests and people ignore him like hes a human garbage can sitting on the sidewalk. It utterly infuriates him, with his narcissistic personality and extremely high opinion of himself to believe everyone wants to hear his insanity and then go out into the world have have absolutely zero attention paid to him. Yet he is still completely incapable of processing that he is the problem and still thinks its everybody else somehow making people avoid him by 'bringing up his past' and whatnot
If the cycle holds, I fully expect that a similar scene to that clip will unfold one day in the not too distant future where at some random moment he'll just stand up and start ranting like a lunatic at random people. Thus triggering his inevitable vacation to the nuthouse for a few months
The Spokane freak is back. He's been on Goldaors page and now says he "went on a date" with a black girl. Looks like he's going after the people whose comments he doesn't like.
His raging misogyny is a stage act. Yea Lucas, that's why you've been told "shut the fuck up faggot".
With an almost dead micro dick, the fishing trips are doomed to failure.
Hey Lucas, no sane girl wants to fish with you.
ETA:
2 words would have been sufficient for his reply "I'm delusional".
'My balls have lots of long telomere sperm we can fish out by fucking often'
Oh yeah, that'll totally attract women
Also he can't use proper grammar. Note his use of 'you're'
As usual he is trying to inject himself into local happenings to try to convince people he isn't lying about every single thing he says. and doing a terrible job at it. He just keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper every time he opens his mouth
That said, I wonder how long it'll be before he does another podcast. He said he was interested in it...and apparently still hasn't figured out it was all one big joke at his expense
The Spokane freak is back. He's been on Goldaors page and now says he "went on a date" with a black girl. Looks like he's going after the people whose comments he doesn't like.
Are you a hot zoomer bae with a fetish for fat homeless dudes with dried-out jerky-like skin on his face that have been diagnosed as bipolar and only acknowledge that diagnosis because if they try to fight it, they'd lose the meager allowance they get from state assistance which they have been proven too irresponsible to maintain on their own? Oh, you also have to enjoy nubbin-sized peen that won't ACTUALLY be able to penetrate you... but don't worry! He has a fist! And an arm!
