Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[PrincessKidana]

From one of Lucas' more recent videos:

You think nature makes mistakes?

Yes, Lucas. As a matter of fact I do. Your very existence is evidence of this. Given all of your health issues, mother nature is clearly trying to correct her mistake. Just let her.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

for someone that spends so much time outside, he's weirdly pasty and has like zero muscle tone wtf. i'd expect at least a farmer's tan, not a tomato red face on top of the Stay-Puft Mashmellow Man's body. there are sacks of lard with more definition and structure. wasn't he carrying some bag everywhere? that cuts into your "being fat" time and even just walking around will slim someone down after doing it for months.

I assume Lucas' strange very fat unhealthy looking body is a combination of diabetes/some condition and rapidly losing weight from his max of 400+ lbs, specifically the gross single elongated manboob.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas has been known to boast about his size. He compares himself to an NFL linebacker, and often references his dimensions when trying to show that he is not a bitch.

He's a bitch.

Having seen him shirtless so often, we are familiar with his spindly little arms and distended, bloated trunk. We've observed his lack of muscle tone, and hanging tits. There's a lot of him, but it's all soft and jiggly.

Lucas is a genetic abomination. Also autists and schizophrenics often have very poor muscle tone. Factor in his diet, and sedentary lifestyle, and you've got one fat, sickly wimp.

 

[Pump Meat]

I love the fact that he is such a swirling vortex of narcissism that even the background noise of a vehicle driving past the shelter becomes a trigger for his resentment of society. How mentally exhausting that has to be where every waking moment is a constant reminder of inadequacies

 

[WonderWino]

Having seen him shirtless so often, we are familiar with his spindly little arms and distended, bloated trunk. We've observed his lack of muscle tone, and hanging tits. There's a lot of him, but it's all soft and jiggly.

When you put it that way he sounds like an elderly, obese, schizophrenic t-rex

 

[AbraCadaver]

I just really hate that horrifying large meaty fold that is his combined bitchtits. He doesn’t even have two normal, distinct moobs like most fat men. He has this horrible large fold in the middle of his chest and I can’t fucking unsee it.

 

[LeeLoo]

I just really hate that horrifying large meaty fold that is his combined bitchtits. He doesn’t even have two normal, distinct moobs like most fat men. He has this horrible large fold in the middle of his chest and I can’t fucking unsee it.

Agreed. His uni-moob is morbidly fascinating. The docs on Botched often see that happen with women who have had bad boob jobs. The fact this has happened to Lucas proves he is a walking mound of genetic abnormalities.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I just really hate that horrifying large meaty fold that is his combined bitchtits. He doesn’t even have two normal, distinct moobs like most fat men. He has this horrible large fold in the middle of his chest and I can’t fucking unsee it.

You mean that fold?

Gaze upon it and touch the void.

 

[teleméres69]

He sure isn't losing weight anymore. Kinda amazing Lucas' diet hasn't changed at all since being homeless. He's that much of a greedy fat slob

I assume Lucas' strange very fat unhealthy looking body is a combination of diabetes/some condition and rapidly losing weight from his max of 400+ lbs, specifically the gross single elongated manboob.

 

[mothman96]

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You mean that fold?

Gaze upon it and touch the void.

From 2017 when that selfie was taken he made that video to now, that fold and his droop moobs have gotten worse.

 

[Wernology]

...ok.


Videos from today; I'm sure he'll post a bunch more before enforced lights out.

 

[Czolg]

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Lucas is as fresh as a rotting corpse.

 

[WonderWino]

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Here we go with him hanging out under bridges again. What is it with him and bridges exactly? Thats really odd behavior even for a schizo. If its the same one that was close to a school thats a pretty big red flag as well

Also, you'd think the shelter would notice that he keeps leaving do to shit when he supposedly has feet injured enough to force them to allow him to stay there during the day

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

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Freshly exhumed, perhaps. Do we think he actually believes his own self-hype, or is it autism-fuelled bravado? We know he's a giant pussy when it comes to confrontation but I wonder if he really does think he's this amazing catch that women are somehow just not seeing.

 

[dingobaby]

I feel like Golador or whomever is not very Lucas savvy. He keeps mentioning Spokane incorrectly which makes me think he hasn't caught up, and is trying to get Lucas his wish... joining a gym, making a tictoc because zoomers like it, etc. Guy seems too idealistic to handle Lucas insanity.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Freshly exhumed, perhaps. Do we think he actually believes his own self-hype, or is it autism-fuelled bravado? We know he's a giant pussy when it comes to confrontation but I wonder if he really does think he's this amazing catch that women are somehow just not seeing.

Lucas knows he's plenty good. He is a fine, aged specimen of manhood, and only single due to capitalism and various bigotries. He genuinely does not understand his romantic and sexual value.

He's also doing what he believes works for other men seeking teen poonaner: edgeily projecting confidence, being a cool "bad boy." Thus, the bizarre boasts of virility and sex appeal, and all that Cute Older Daddy shit.

 

[WonderWino]

I feel like Golador or whomever is not very Lucas savvy. He keeps mentioning Spokane incorrectly which makes me think he hasn't caught up, and is trying to get Lucas his wish... joining a gym, making a tictoc because zoomers like it, etc. Guy seems too idealistic to handle Lucas insanity.

I have to agree. I don't think he sees lucas for who and what he really is and just thinks hes some mentally ill dumbass who is down on his luck. He either doesn't see what hes essentially trying to enable, or he does and he is just as big of a creep as lucas is as a result

That said, regardless of which it is, lucas just sees him as a way to get his version of events out there in a way he thinks will bypass everything else the average person would otherwise find out about him and sees him as a source of resources he can exploit to his benefit. In that way the guy is overtly enabling an abusive creep and teaching him the lesson that not only can he get away with that kind of behavior but can manipulate others into supporting him and helping him do it

The whole think makes me question whether he is just as big of a creep as lucas and doing it to deliberately set lucas up to make it more likely he'll do something to someone so he can report on it and get clout, because I find it very hard to believe he could be aware of lucas and know enough about him to want to do these interviews while also not knowing enough about him to realize its a bad idea for everybody involved and without seeing lucas for who and what he really is

In short? Something is sketchy about this whole thing

 

[dingobaby]

Lucas knows he's plenty good. He is a fine, aged specimen of manhood, and only single due to capitalism and various bigotries. He genuinely does not understand his romantic and sexual value.

He's also doing what he believes works for other men seeking teen poonaner: edgeily projecting confidence, being a cool "bad boy." Thus, the bizarre boasts of virility and sex appeal, and all that Cute Older Daddy shit.

Let's hope the "dadbod" phenomena never reaches Lucas. We would get a combo of "here's my natural self" and "See? Ive got the bod to be a dad"

 

[PrincessKidana]

The fact that Lucas thinks being on a podcast makes him important amuses the living fuck out of me, though. Being on a podcast doesn't make someone special, ffs. Even having hundreds or thousands of followers doesn't make someone special. Lucas is entertainment for us, nothing more. It doesn't make him special. He entertains us the way a burning inferno of a car wreck would entertain us. We are merely waiting for the coming explosion.

 

[dingobaby]

I have to agree. I don't think he sees lucas for who and what he really is and just thinks hes some mentally ill dumbass who is down on his luck. He either doesn't see what hes essentially trying to enable, or he does and he is just as big of a creep as lucas is as a result

That said, regardless of which it is, lucas just sees him as a way to get his version of events out there in a way he thinks will bypass everything else the average person would otherwise find out about him and sees him as a source of resources he can exploit to his benefit. In that way the guy is overtly enabling an abusive creep and teaching him the lesson that not only can he get away with that kind of behavior but can manipulate others into supporting him and helping him do it

The whole think makes me question whether he is just as big of a creep as lucas and doing it to deliberately set lucas up to make it more likely he'll do something to someone so he can report on it and get clout, because I find it very hard to believe he could be aware of lucas and know enough about him to want to do these interviews while also not knowing enough about him to realize its a bad idea for everybody involved and without seeing lucas for who and what he really is

In short? Something is sketchy about this whole thing

I don't know how old he is, but Goldradror sounds very young, I can give him a pass for that. Even if its not anything creepy, he is still clout-chasing on the lowest branch possible and inflating Lucas' ego at the same time