💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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That's it, I'm werned out for the day.

"If you act like a doting father, it turns 'em on every time" did me in. Just--fucking ew, dude.

Also, is his full stupid rambling mess about his idea for how government should work archived here (or anywhere else)? It was called The Assembly on the cuteolderdaddy.weebly.com site, but the Wayback Machine didn't have it archived.

It's so fucking stupid it seems a shame to not have it posted somewhere in full.

Edit: I decided to try and slog through that godawful 7 page manifesto from his original page and it's such a clusterfuck of nonsense, but this particular bit of disconnected thoughts really stood out: "Kids will make you sicker than adults. You need a man, not a boy. Parenthood isn't easy. I hope your immune system can take babies with diarrhea because I have no kids and am open to being called Daddy. Your choice. I'm available."
 
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klickitat said:
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That's it, I'm werned out for the day.

"If you act like a doting father, it turns 'em on every time" did me in. Just--fucking ew, dude.

Also, is his full stupid rambling mess about his idea for how government should work archived here (or anywhere else)? It was called The Assembly on the cuteolderdaddy.weebly.com site, but the Wayback Machine didn't have it archived.

It's so fucking stupid it seems a shame to not have it posted somewhere in full.
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You have done so much for the cause of Wernology, @klickitat , you're the thread all-star.

Cheers.
 
So Lucas has confirmed he's still banned from the bars and clubs in Spokane, and in true Lucas fashion is still salty about it, and is claiming everyone hates Spokane because he can't get a girlfriend. Apparently the crying video was meant to make people feel sorry for him for being an incel, and maybe even remove the bans from places he's been booted from last year. Must suck to have nowhere to prey on women huh creep
 
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klickitat said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LSBVY3DhPW0
That's it, I'm werned out for the day.

"If you act like a doting father, it turns 'em on every time" did me in. Just--fucking ew, dude.

Also, is his full stupid rambling mess about his idea forg how government should work archived here (or anywhere else)? It was called The Assembly on the cuteolderdaddy.weebly.com site, but the Wayback Machine didn't have it archived.

It's so fucking stupid it seems a shame to not have it posted somewhere in full.

Edit: I decided to try and slog through that godawful 7 page manifesto from his original page and it's such a clusterfuck of nonsense, but this particular bit of disconnected thoughts really stood out: "Kids will make you sicker than adults. You need a man, not a boy. Parenthood isn't easy. I hope your immune system can take babies with diarrhea because I have no kids and am open to being called Daddy. Your choice. I'm available."
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His condescension makes him SOOOO happy; at 5:58 when he says "we haven't evolved, children" in such a smug way....it tells you what this is all about.

I don't even know if Lucas would know what to do with a girlfriend.

But he wants one, preferably one who's already taken, so that he can prove his superiority to the man he took her from.

This is all women are to him.

Indicators of manhood.

PS He really seems to be getting alot of use out of that DS, huh?
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
His condescension makes him SOOOO happy; at 5:58 when he says "we haven't evolved, children" in such a smug way....it tells you what this is all about.

I don't even know if Lucas would know what to do with a girlfriend.

But he wants one, preferably one who's already taken, so that he can prove his superiority to the man he took her from.

This is all women are to him.

Indicators of manhood.

PS He really seems to be getting alot of use out of that DS, huh?
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I think that's exactly it, Lucas can't see anything else wrong with his life except the fact that he doesn't have a Zooomer GF. If he magically found one I think his brain would break under the pressure of finding something else to complain about.

It's pretty much confirmed that he's looking for a girl with an appartment, because he not only wants zoomer pussy, he wants zoomer housing.
He's trying to kill two birds with one stone, but I'm pretty sure this guy is to slow to even pick up the rock. We can assume his future plan doesn't involve much besides gen Z sex.
 
WonderWino said:
Plus he would probably go full force ghost greybeard obi wan and try to groom the next resident of bunk 13 to be his host body or to bring him a child so he could be reborn like in ghostbusters 2

'I, lucas werner, the scourge of the house of charity, the sorrow of spokane command you: bring me a zoomer bae so that I might live again. Now is the season of greybeards'

All the while trapping the hobo residents and staff within the HOC by covering it with a dome made of thick layers of telomerase
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I got bored and dug through the wayback machine to put his old, embarrassing sites back online (or, as much as I could find archived).
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he's wearing the mask upside down and improperly not covering his nose. i've noticed that many people that are "soft handed" and never performed skilled labor don't know how to use PPE properly if it isn't an explicit feature of their job. while some people are correctable, somehow i doubt Lucas is open to instruction.

klickitat said:
I decided to try and slog through that godawful 7 page manifesto from his original page and it's such a clusterfuck of nonsense, but this particular bit of disconnected thoughts really stood out: "Kids will make you sicker than adults. You need a man, not a boy. Parenthood isn't easy. I hope your immune system can take babies with diarrhea because I have no kids and am open to being called Daddy. Your choice. I'm available."
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men take care of themselves and have spare resources to care for others. they manage their affairs with confidence and work through adversity. this means they try to avoid leeching off of others (even by proxy via government subsidy) when possible. this is why men tend to avoid counseling or medical treatment if it's avoidable. this is why men ask for promotions at work, work longer hours, and seek out lucrative (and often dangerous) lines of work because that means better resources for his family - securing them in a world of uncertainty with security (financial and otherwise).

guess what Lucas can't/won't do? guess what Lucas cannot provide and every single woman can see this fault at a glance?

there's something to be said for women that want to rehabilitate a man, because they see something in him - the potential to improve and grow and so on. a "broken bird" so to speak. it doesn't always work out, but at least it can be understood why some women are attracted to that.

Lucas lacks that quality because he's an insufferably smug asshole that has the double-whammy of being self righteously self-important and so astonishingly incompetent that he cannot see his own causes of failure and learn to improve. this ultimately makes him a permanent failure at life and anathema to improvement even to the "broken bird" nurturers.

nobody wants to associate, much less date or marry, a smug loser that can't even manage his own illnesses or housing or money or emotions. not even in desperate countries that still marry off daughters for resources or status because Lucas has neither. not even in socialist republics because almost by definition, people must work for the state government to generate the resources for distribution - homeless layabouts are not tolerated and are actively suppressed.

only in some kind of bizarre post-scarcity economy where status is determined by how big of a lardbody you are can Lucas have some sort of positive status. and even then, other men are more appreciated because they have an even temperament instead of being an off-meds schizo.
 
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WonderWino said:
If he stays there long enough it'll probably happen sooner or later. I'd bet money on him having been threatened a few times at least. Hence his expression when called out during the video and the fact he was doing videos so far out of downtown spokane for awhile

and yet again the simpsons predicted lucas. this is exactly the kind of video i'd expect him to try to make at some point....only his would be more disjointed and include references to zoomers and communism thrown in somewhere

At a minimum they got his age, appearance, fartbox, rapid aging, showing up at little girls girl guide meetings and the womens reaction to seeing him irl spot on

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RidKxEHfFmw
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If the Simpsons can predict Werner, then the only thing left is for him to star in a movie.
 
What do you expect me to do when I don't have a girlfriend? I don't know, Lucas. Most rational people would be focused on trying to find stable housing which is not HOC. Maybe try to get your mental health under control? Maybe not make a fool of yourself everyday on the Internet. But not Lucas. Oh, no. He's plenty good!

He lives in a homeless shelter which should be attracting the Gen Z queens seeing as they're all communists. Generation Communist they call them. In Communism, Lucas believes that hobos and ragmen are held in high regard.

Why don't you start inviting Lucas to your parties so he can meet his Gen Z queens and not cry everyday? What are you? A bunch of bigots? Stop being greedy with the women!

klickitat said:
Good morning!

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Da Dude123 said:
What do you expect me to do when I don't have a girlfriend? I don't know, Lucas. Most rational people would be focused on trying to find stable housing which is not HOC. Maybe try to get your mental health under control? Maybe not make a fool of yourself everyday on the Internet. But not Lucas. Oh, no. He's plenty good!

He lives in a homeless shelter which should be attracting the Gen Z queens seeing as they're all communists. Generation Communist they call them. In Communism, Lucas believes that hobos and ragmen are held in high regard.

Why don't you start inviting Lucas to your parties so he can meet his Gen Z queens and not cry everyday? What are you? A bunch of bigots? Stop being greedy with the women!
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Lucas thinks getting a girlfriend WILL address all his problems. She’ll have a flat he can move into, and as soon as he gets her preggers, the guvmint will rain down support money on the happy couple to raise their babby, which he stupidly imagines will be enough to live on. Men on the internet will see he has a hot girlfriend and will be more prone to donate to his patreon because his status as a male has been raised in their eyes.

Giving his parents a grandbaby will, in his mind, put him back in their favour and he’ll get that worthless tract of scrubland sprawing farm estate signed over to him in no time, which he vastly overvalues and thinks he can financially live off forever if he liquidates it.

And he’ll be getting sex on demand from his teenage bride which will make him HAPPY and thus all his mental problems will go away.

He also thinks having sex with a young woman will cure his schizophrenia...much in the same way victorian gentlemen thought having sex with a young virgin would cure syphilis, and used that excuse to cheat on their wives.

Mental health fixed, physical health fixed, housing fixed, financial problems fixed, retirement funds fixed, family relationship fixed...he really crazily assumes getting a gf will do all of these things.
 
Lucas just made a video calling out Lacie, claiming she was attracted to him, and also calling out her boyfriend by name as a 'clone'. Apparently Lucas could easily steal Lacie from Spencer. Probably shouldn't have your mantits sagging out of your open shirt in your videos if you want to appear attractive to women, but this is Lucas after all. The fact after all this time he's still mad is pretty funny. I wish he'd still address Walter Fate since he's likely still angry about the videos
 
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Lucas just made a video calling out Lacie, claiming she was attracted to him, and also calling out her boyfriend by name as a 'clone'. Apparently Lucas could easily steal Lacie from Spencer. Probably shouldn't have your mantits sagging out of your open shirt in your videos if you want to appear attractive to women, but this is Lucas after all. The fact after all this time he's still mad is pretty funny. I wish he'd still address Walter Fate since he's likely still angry about the videos
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That is incredibly stupid on his part. Harassing a woman like that can easily go quite badly, especially for someone like him with his history. I'd laugh my ass off if she zoe quinn's him and starts making accusations

That said that latest video was hilarious. He claims everyone 'hates spokane' because they criticize him, claims everyone he knows agrees with him (and that they even use the exact terms he does, gee no obvious lies there) and my favorite - claiming he was banned from the clubs because of the starbucks incident when in reality it was because he was recording women like a creeper. tbh he is fortunate he didn't end up arrested for that
 
WonderWino said:
That is incredibly stupid on his part. Harassing a woman like that can easily go quite badly, especially for someone like him with his history. I'd laugh my ass off if she zoe quinn's him and starts making accusations

That said that latest video was hilarious. He claims everyone 'hates spokane' because they criticize him, claims everyone he knows agrees with him (and that they even use the exact terms he does, gee no obvious lies there) and my favorite - claiming he was banned from the clubs because of the starbucks incident when in reality it was because he was recording women like a creeper. tbh he is fortunate he didn't end up arrested for that
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This. He is a known documented creeper - he made the international press. In the current febrile atmosphere he'd be fucked is some bored buzzfeed type hack put together his gross posts about his sex life with Suzanne and...well, just about anything he says. I am surprised he hasn't earned a second round of press infamy, or at least a smack in the mouth sometime.

And of course all the Spokane hangouts that have him banned as a creepy assed fuck. Even Churchills, classy steakhouse!
 
If she wasnt so keen on forgetting the creepy rapist from her past, she probably could. I wish she would though, I doubt anyone would honestly defend Lucas

The fact he attributes it means he knows it was wrong, but refuses to accept it was creepy and this approach isn't appropriate, but his history of leaving notes around suggests otherwise. I wonder when he'll get confident enough to leave his notes around town again, honestly lucky nobody has tried to frame him with that shit since he always leaves evidence of doing this stuff and his reputation is more than enough for people to believe it was him. If he tried getting in again they probably would tell him he'll get arrested if caught doing it again since its documented and he can't deny he did it before

Also love how his previous video was him going back to using gay as an insult to anyone who criticises him, while claiming he's not homophobic and its everyone else. You're one to talk about compensating Lucas with the micro penis and thinning hair/bald spot that you desperately try to hide with a greasy mullet and airbrushing all your photos to hide your ageing. It's another reason nobody falls for his virtue signalling anymore, he'll get bored of BLM when he realises it can't get him sex with teenagers

WonderWino said:
That is incredibly stupid on his part. Harassing a woman like that can easily go quite badly, especially for someone like him with his history. I'd laugh my ass off if she zoe quinn's him and starts making accusations

That said that latest video was hilarious. He claims everyone 'hates spokane' because they criticize him, claims everyone he knows agrees with him (and that they even use the exact terms he does, gee no obvious lies there) and my favorite - claiming he was banned from the clubs because of the starbucks incident when in reality it was because he was recording women like a creeper. tbh he is fortunate he didn't end up arrested for that
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He does need more coverage for people who have to live in the same state as him. Lucas is a genuine predator, and he's shown multiple times he is never going to stop. Its only a matter of time before he gets brave enough to consider raping a woman after he's gone over 10 years of being an incel. You could write a good few MeToo type articles on Lucas being a creep. The only reason he gets away with it is becauseoff the mental illness he refuses to treat, and that should not be an excuse when he is an actual threat to the safety of residents of Spokane
MeganDodgedABullet said:
This. He is a known documented creeper - he made the international press. In the current febrile atmosphere he'd be fucked is some bored buzzfeed type hack put together his gross posts about his sex life with Suzanne and...well, just about anything he says. I am surprised he hasn't earned a second round of press infamy, or at least a smack in the mouth sometime.

And of course all the Spokane hangouts that have him banned as a creepy assed fuck. Even Churchills, classy steakhouse!
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Edit: Embrace the Joker meme more Lucas, it fits you so perfectly
 
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Ok, this video is something special. Or at least it made me giggle.

Lucas is doing his usual spiel, bragging about how many internet friends he has, bragging about how he'll steal your gf, but he's walking through the HOC, see?

And It's full of people, and his eyes keep nervously darting back and forth, and he changes his inflection immediately from bragadoccio to quick, quiet, and matter of fact. He's not comfortable doing this in the midst of people, but he doesn't stop, and they stare as he passes.

It almost seems like his phone and videos are a security blanket he uses to excuse not acknowledging the outside world; when people are around he gets very meek.

But then he gets outside in the next few videos, lights a joint, and he's back to confidently screaming at the camera, (meaning he's alone) and "oozing with confidence".
 
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