Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Only took a few months of him to immediately go back. Even after being told by Dan that's not how this works. He really is retarded at this point. You might as well contact HoC at this point. He fundamentally will never change

This is what makes Wern the quintessential lolcow. No matter what happens to him, he will never see the light. There will be no epiphany or moment of self-realization. It’s really fantastic when you think about it.

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More Islamic content posting from Lolcow Lucas Werner. Sleeping with "Daddy". What a cow!
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Lucas uses weed as a personality substitute. It makes him interesting. In the 90s, weed became a marker of the identity he presented to the world. It must've seemed edgy and cool to 17 year old, obese virgin Lucas.

Weed helps him deal with the agony of inceldom.


It helps him avoid the emptiness of his squandered life.


Weed is a way for Lucas to navigate baffling social interactions with other men.

Lucas is a simple critter, a perpetual pleasure chaser. He just wants to ball little girls, stuff his face, and keep a good buzz going all the time. This is an excellent foundation.

I hope that Lucas develops a taste for harder stuff. Perhaps a fellow hobo could introduce him to serious drinking, a heroin habit, or a meth jones. This would make him a much more interesting person. I like to imagine Lucas detoxing.
Getting meth in Washington would be way too easy, especially in the places that he's lived. I really have a hard time believing that he isn't already a gross tweaker. It speaks volumes about how socially inept and unlikable he is.
While I wouldn't wish a serious addiction on anyone else, it might get him locked up faster for wildin out in public.
 
More Islamic content posting from Lolcow Lucas Werner. Sleeping with "Daddy". What a cow!

That third one stops just short of him overtly saying, 'incest is hot, I'd definitely molest a daughter if I had one."

Edit: Also, why did he just straight up drop his headphones into his food? What the fuck?
 
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Getting meth in Washington would be way too easy, especially in the places that he's lived. I really have a hard time believing that he isn't already a gross tweaker. It speaks volumes about how socially inept and unlikable he is.
While I wouldn't wish a serious addiction on anyone else, it might get him locked up faster for wildin out in public.
Eh... I dont think he exhibits any of the typical physical or behavioral signs of being a tweaker.
 
More Islamic content posting from Lolcow Lucas Werner. Sleeping with "Daddy". What a cow!
Just...the incest is so fucking creepy.

I’ll admit as a woman, I have never fucking understood some men’s obsession with being called “daddy” in the bedroom. Possibly the only worse request would be if they wanted to call me “mummy.”

Like if creepy child play is your thing then you do you, bro, not hurting anyone. But Lucas is even crazier than usual to think all women want to call their menfolk “daddy.”

Also “daddy’s daddy?” Not “father-in-law”? Yeah, he big time wants to fuck children. God he makes my skin crawl.
 
I'd say he's more of a Jason Vorhees, but I actually like that character so I don't want to connect him to a homeless incel. Then again, both are socially inept and violent manchildren, wear masks, and carry bladed weapons( instead of a machete Lucas has his box cutter). I wonder what happened to that, if he still keeps it with him at the shelter
Is he trying to look like a serial killer here?
Like I get Hannibal Lecter vibes from this photo.
Those eyes + the raised grabby-hand make it look like hes trying to scare little kids at Halloween.


His schizo fish brain can barely hide its incest fantasies
 
More Islamic content posting from Lolcow Lucas Werner. Sleeping with "Daddy". What a cow!

So he now admits 'daddy' is a sexual term when used by women. Yet he has also gone out of his way to state in no uncertain terms that one of the reasons he wants a daughter is to hear her call him daddy

That speaks for itself. He literally just admitted to being a pedo and wanting to fuck his own daughter, whether he has enough brains to realize it or not
 
More Islamic content posting from Lolcow Lucas Werner. Sleeping with "Daddy". What a cow!
Is it me or is he escalating somewhat? He's getting veerry close to some definite red lines with this kind of stuff. If he's not careful, the same Gen Z chicks he wants to impregnate will brigade and bulldozer his ass off the platform...
 
That third one stops just short of him overtly saying, 'incest is hot, I'd definitely molest a daughter if I had one."

Edit: Also, why did he just straight up drop his headphones into his food? What the fuck?
So he now admits 'daddy' is a sexual term when used by women. Yet he has also gone out of his way to state in no uncertain terms that one of the reasons he wants a daughter is to hear her call him daddy

That speaks for itself. He literally just admitted to being a pedo and wanting to fuck his own daughter, whether he has enough brains to realize it or not
He definitely is an incestuous pedo that wants a daughter to sexually abuse "in the family way".

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When Lucas calls himself "daddy" and talks about his daughters, we ought to take him seriously.

Please find below a collection of Lucas's thoughts on fathering daughters, daughter aged girls, and daddyhood. Note that these are the ones he's felt comfortable enough to publicly share.

This is not an exhaustive record of his thoughts on the subject, and does not include any of the "DDLG" fetish material that he shared on FetLife, and similar communities. I have more, and will add the remainder as time, autism and substance abuse permit.

TLDR Lucas is a pedo and wants to father his own grandchildren.

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When Lucas calls himself "daddy" and talks about his daughters, we ought to take him seriously.

Please find below a collection of Lucas's thoughts on fathering daughters, daughter aged girls, and daddyhood. Note that these are the ones he's felt comfortable enough to publicly share.

This is not an exhaustive record of his thoughts on the subject, and does not include any of the "DDLG" fetish material that he shared on FetLife, and similar communities. I have more, and will add the remainder as time, autism and substance abuse permit.

TLDR Lucas is a pedo and wants to father his own grandchildren.

Never forget that Lucas once posted, “I’m just a closet pedophile who’s avoiding the act.”

 
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