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Where does he even find these pics?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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That's just beautiful, and I wish I'd written it.
Anyway, from July 9, 2020 to August 3, 2020 Lucas Werner's social media accounts lied fallow, and Wernologists everywhere anxiously wondered if the men with butterfly nets had caught him again. This mysterious, nearly month long absence from social media likely obscures something very embarrassing to Lucas. If we can reconstruct the missing time line, we may be able to laugh derisively at Lucas and call him "faggot."
Lucas Werner is a fat fucking faggot.
Anyway, thanks to the estimable @Nobleman, we know that Lucas disappeared from the House of Charity ("HoC) roster on or about July 24-25, 2020.
This leaves a period of approximately 2 weeks where Lucas was active at HoC, but not social media.
Lucas provides our next bit of evidence, by way of Goldie. According to Lucas, on Thursday, July 24, 2020, at 10pm, he was outside of Jimmy Z's, a "gastro pub" mere blocks away from the HoC. The hour shows that Lucas did not stay at the HoC on the evening of the 24th, having missed the check in time by several hours.
It is interesting that Lucas's exit from HoC coincides with the alleged attack at Jimmy Z's, as @mothman96 observes. But is there any relationship between the two events?
Of course not, because Lucas Smollet is certainly lying about the incident at Jimmy Z's. This is transparently a mating call. He muses about finding a bae from this attack: "Dad took a bat to find mom." Lucas is attempting to demonstrate his suitability as a mate in one of the strangest ways yet recorded.
But something happened that evening, and whatever it was some bearing on why Lucas has lost yet another roof to sleep under. What relationship this no doubt humiliating event has to Lucas's social media silence is an open question...one that Lucas will accidentally reveal in bits and pieces over the coming weeks. Should Lucas receive any sympathy for his attack, he will milk it, and every time he addresses the subject we'll understand what really happened a bit better.
If the Spokane Pedo Freak was a millionaire, he would have found his way to Epstein's pedo island.
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I'd really like to know where he finds these pictures and if the models/girls in them are okay with their images being used in order for Wern to get some of that sweet zoomer bae poon...
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I'm guessing a gen z flatbill put him in his place being the most likely occurrence.
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i beg to differ. maybe he's figured it out by now, but there was a point where he very obviously had no idea what it was.
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Sometimes I can't help but imagine the contents of Lucas's phone and browser history. I've reached the following conclusions:
As an aging diabetic with a malfunctioning micro penis, Lucas doesn't experience erections like most men. They are an event.
Lucas's infrequent, weak boners require an investment of time, great concentration, and large amounts of sexually stimulating material.
He must devote hours a day to searching for pornography, and drooling over pictures of "fecund" teens, so that he may briefly feel like a male. And not the weak, sexless thing he is.
I imagine he's amassed a staggering library of images using search terms like "ddlg" "daddy" and "my 11 year old niece." A digital harem. I can only guess how a girl would feel if she learned that Lucas had captured her image for his spank bank.
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i beg to differ. maybe he's figured it out by now, but there was a point where he very obviously had no idea what it was.
It speaks volumes of lucas's thought process that he superficially and barely describes the 'event' he was at and then jumps directly into what kind of food they gave him while he was there. Its more proof that all he thinks about is eating and fucking
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His main complaint against a straight pride parade was that they didn't have nachos there. I'd take that as a joke from anyone else but I think he was serious.
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Lucas imagines himself part of the Merovingian Line
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Y'all, I got banned by The Wern on the tarot account (expected) and another one of my accounts. Re-edit to keep it as vague as possible, you know, so he doesn't figure out my other burner accounts and block those too.
Fun to note on the 2nd account: He thought I was some 22-ish year old "Asian" woman.
Oh well, not like I don't have four other IG accounts he's friends with and talks to regularly.
If you're going to study wildlife, you always have more than one way to get to it.
Oh yeah.
Nearly forgot, here's his ranting from today.
From ACAB to, "Hi, my name is Karen!"
Fun to note on the 2nd account: He thought I was some 22-ish year old "Asian" woman.
Oh well, not like I don't have four other IG accounts he's friends with and talks to regularly.
If you're going to study wildlife, you always have more than one way to get to it.
Oh yeah.
Nearly forgot, here's his ranting from today.
From ACAB to, "Hi, my name is Karen!"
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New phone and a new shirt! Lookin' slim, pimp.
So, is he regularly sleeping under a bridge now? I don't think this phone will last long.
So, is he regularly sleeping under a bridge now? I don't think this phone will last long.
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LOL he seriously thinks it costs $150k to raise a single cow. Yeah good luck making a profit under those circumstances. and handing out weed at a homeless shelter is a good way to get kicked out on the spot, if not arrested if one of the hobos you're giving it to gets stupid when they're high and starts a fight or starts breaking shit
Also 'you're dead to me until you do as I say' hello freudian slip
'The police are on my side! Evidence or fuck off!' (says the guy who provides no evidence of actually being attacked) and he still doesn't understand there is no such thing as stronger DNA
and fucking lol at threatening to call 911 for questioning him
and if he doesn't want people taking bats upside his head he should stop screaming at little girls demanding sex, otherwise sooner or later he may very well provoke someone into legitimately taking a bat to him. and if he really thinks anyone is stupid enough to believe such a thing would happen out of nowhere while he just sits there minding his own business he's even stupider than we thought
Lol. He's been raging for years that young people date within their age range and the young women won't date him. Now he's throwing "It's not in the cards" at them. He's also going back to posting the "telomere" articles
Hey Lucas, all the women that want children will never choose you The Pedo Freak of Spokane for the father of her children.
Hey Lucas, all the women that want children will never choose you The Pedo Freak of Spokane for the father of her children.
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Genuinely retarded. He can't stop regurgitating ths same shit day after day. And he honestly wonders why this hasn't worked for him for 8 years
Literally has agephobic flatbill young men who Lucas claims constantly cockblock him. Its blatant bullshit and Lucas is fishing for pity so he can get his "pity wife"
Nice slip he also said at this point everyone else has to make the effort, he expects to be provided with a sex slave
"The heroic Wern"
Nothing says heroic like stalking and domestically abusing women, and getting banned from every housing you stay at
He's already back to posting the same outdated articles that he's been proven wrong about. Surprised he's not dropping Eisenberg's name again. It's still not in the cards for you creep, no matter how many underage girls you post your incel manifesto quotes on
Does anyone know if he's at a new shelter or at HoC? If if he's taken that king Wern selfie at a new place?
Literally has agephobic flatbill young men who Lucas claims constantly cockblock him. Its blatant bullshit and Lucas is fishing for pity so he can get his "pity wife"
Nice slip he also said at this point everyone else has to make the effort, he expects to be provided with a sex slave
"The heroic Wern"
Nothing says heroic like stalking and domestically abusing women, and getting banned from every housing you stay at
He's already back to posting the same outdated articles that he's been proven wrong about. Surprised he's not dropping Eisenberg's name again. It's still not in the cards for you creep, no matter how many underage girls you post your incel manifesto quotes on
Does anyone know if he's at a new shelter or at HoC? If if he's taken that king Wern selfie at a new place?
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Oh, that first one was directed at me.
It was part of a comment he left on a tarot post.
He blocked me after that reply.
Last info, he's not at the HOC. Hoping @Nobleman can find out if he's at one of the other shelters.
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You literally have a criminal record of violence and stalking towards women, as well as numerous videos you've threatened to attack people. Nobody believes you're non-violent Lucas. Thankfully you're a huge pussy in person, and have those skinny soyboy arms
Apparently he's "rotating based on needs". Sadly they haven't banned his fat pedo ass yet
Apparently he's "rotating based on needs". Sadly they haven't banned his fat pedo ass yet
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Thinking he might be at Union Gospel Mission (UGM). The other shelter is Truth ministries and he's already been kicked out once in 2016 for creeping on/harassing the woman hairdresser. Looked into UGM and from a review found out the men are assigned some type of work and they have to do it to continue staying at the shelter. Now Lucas said he was "picking up litter, caught vertigo, slipped and peeled out" , that's how he ended up with the scraped leg he showed in the picture. The "picking up litter" may be the work that UGM assigned for him to do.