Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The amount of sun damage Lucas has from just this past spring and summer is amazing. Skin cancer saga when? But hey, on the off chance someone decides to reboot Lost and decides to make Sawyer an obese, balding, greasy pedo, Lucas will have a strong chance of getting the role.

 

[WonderWino]

Thinking he might be at Union Gospel Mission (UGM). The other shelter is Truth ministries and he's already been kicked out once in 2016 for creeping on/harassing the woman hairdresser. Looked into UGM and from a review found out the men are assigned some type of work and they have to do it to continue staying at the shelter. Now Lucas said he was "picking up litter, caught vertigo, slipped and peeled out" , that's how he ended up with the scraped leg he showed in the picture. The "picking up litter" may be the work that UGM assigned for him to do.

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I took a look at the info for that shelter and whoever runs it comes off as a bunch of wackjobs:

https://www.uniongospelmission.org/food-shelter

Note the 'donate $250 so we can give hobos 'a week of holistic recovery'. Thats a huge red flag

It can't be lucas that review is referring to given the date but holy shit does that ever sound like its a reference to lucas. Expecting to get treated like royalty indeed

 

[mothman96]

I took a look at the info for that shelter and whoever runs it comes off as a bunch of wackjobs:

https://www.uniongospelmission.org/food-shelter

Note the 'donate $250 so we can give hobos 'a week of holistic recovery'. Thats a huge red flag

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It can't be lucas that review is referring to given the date but holy shit does that ever sound like its a reference to lucas. Expecting to get treated like royalty indeed

Holistic recovery, may be in reference to the programs UGM has to help people recover from addiction, but 250 for week(?). From further looking into UGM it looks to be a Jesus centered shelter. "If" Lucas is staying there, I wonder if UGM knows he's the psycho predator of Spokane, screeching young women don't want to fuck and breed with him, a raving atheist that bad mouths christians left and right and has used the bible to try to manipulate christian girls to fuck him.

 

[Da Dude123]

If this is the case, then Lucas will not last long there. With his anti Christian ranting and the two hours of work a day, he won't be able to handle that. Lucas hates work and as a democratic socialist he believes he shouldn't have to work and everything should be handed to him.

"From further looking into UGM it looks to be a Jesus centered shelter. "If" Lucas is staying there, I wonder if UGM knows he's the psycho predator of Spokane, screeching young women don't want to fuck and breed with him, a raving atheist that bad mouths christians left and right and has used the bible to try to manipulate christian girls to fuck him.
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[wenttobermuda]

I missed Lucas during his break. Why? His return reveals how tiresome he is. In his latest video, he makes the following points:

Lucas believes he's being persecuted by Gen Z. His persecution, his abuse, takes the form of young women he wants to fuck "going for other guys" This is not a glib characterization, no reductio ad absurdum, but a plain quote.

Wenn Lucas showers a fecund bae with weed, and she "goes for" another guy, this is "abuse." And also apparently something that just happened. It's also the story of Lucas's life since age 6, and 34 years of constant rejection has marked him.

As an abuse victim, Lucas earnestly compared himself to Matthew Shephard. You know, the methed out twink that was sainted as the victim of a hate crime when another cock and meth enthusiast killed him over meth.

Having listened to his new video, it is clear that the time has come for pitchforks and torches.

May the villagers of Spokane assemble as a righteous mob and pursue Lucas Colby Werner through the streets like Quasimodo or Frankenstein's monster. May they tmock his weak body, laugh at his tiny penis, and beat him with bats. May they torture his butthole and call him faggot. May all of the fecund baes of Spokane kiss flatbills in his presence. They will eat ice cream in front of him, and offer him none, before knocking out his teeth, tearing out his tongue and casting him out in the wilderness to starve.

Lucas owes his miserable existence to this social contract: shut the fuck up, faggot, show your belly in submission and keep living off our scraps, you, weakling.

 

[Krathnami]

My favorite part of that video is where Lucas said “ALL I DO IS GIVE AND I GIVE” as if he doesn’t take and take and take.

Hey Lucas, name 10 things you give. And I don’t mean things you leave on a street corner for the rats.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

Lucas' new posts really are a special kind of psychotic.

 

[Da Dude123]

More lolcow antics from the Lolcow himself! Also, Lucas says he "rotates based on needs". I guess HOC needed him to leave their property?

 

[John Q. Public]

"Yeet me a bae!" he growled unironically.

It boggles the mind how somebody can be so entitled and divorced from reality that the end result is this screaming man-child with zero redeeming qualities or self-awareness.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Absolutely terrifying.

 

[Pump Meat]

Man the Spokane Freak is all out baiting with his "multi-millionaire" parents. Are they financially secure, yea it looks like they are. Multi-millionaires, don't think so. Don't know what his scrambled egg brain is up to with all the cosmos etc. etc.
The one hallucinating is the bottom of the barrel, falls short of being a man Lucas, believing if he keeps dangling bait, a right thinking woman is going to fall for it.
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Oh man he is in his mania cycle for sure, this is textbook thought disorder. The anger in these videos! He comes right out the gate all fired up and stays on message. Not gonna lie, got me that full body dopamine rush listening to him scream about how we are all dead to him until we do what he says.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Thinking he might be at Union Gospel Mission (UGM). The other shelter is Truth ministries and he's already been kicked out once in 2016 for creeping on/harassing the woman hairdresser. Looked into UGM and from a review found out the men are assigned some type of work and they have to do it to continue staying at the shelter. Now Lucas said he was "picking up litter, caught vertigo, slipped and peeled out" , that's how he ended up with the scraped leg he showed in the picture. The "picking up litter" may be the work that UGM assigned for him to do.

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Lucas is the kindOf person who would take a little fall And feign ‘dizziness’ to keep out of doing jobs. Typical malingerer.

 

[Wernology]

Every time he says, "They'll be on you like white on rice!" all I can think of is some angry Boomer Karen yelling at a manager.

When someone ties him to a fence post, pistol whips him, and leaves him for dead, then I might entertain the idea that he's "the Matthew Shepherd" of agephobia but, in reality, we'd all know it was because he creeped on the wrong underage girl and got what he deserved so even then I wouldn't entertain the idea beyond, "the method used was similar."

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I don't know about the other ladies here, but nothing gets my vagina ready for sexual intercourse than being told how stupid I am for wanting to have some agency in my sexual partner. I love being told that I shouldn't have sex for, you know, love or because I'm attracted to the person, but to produce superior children. Being treated like a brood mare really does it for me.

/sarcasm

 

[Duke Nukem]

Lucas last posted to IG on July 9. He was extremely active and agitated for the preceding week. Many Wernologists consider this to be one of his most productive, fascinating periods. Of particular interest is Lucas's insistence that he is a hereditary noble who will control great wealth in 20 or 30 years, when he parents die.

Sometime after July 9, Lucas apparently loses Internet access. Some speculate that he has had his phone stolen; others maintain that he smashed it.

On or about July 25, Lucas disappears from the HoC roster, fueling speculation that he is lurking under a bridge.

By August 3rd, it is reported that Lucas has been observed in the streets of Spokane within the past week.

On August 4, Lucas returns to Facebook, where he announces that he intends to make his father proud by impregnating a zoomer bae and becoming a bartender.

While there is roughly a month of missing content, Lucas hasn't missed a beat. I'm quite curious about his exit from HoC.

To be fair, it's not like most millennials will have a lot of wealth of their own with the rate the economy has gone and the lack of jobs that aren't McDonald's and Starbucks, but Lukey boy really has his heart set on something that wouldn't even happen until, I dunno, he's like 60 or 70?

I don't know about the other ladies here, but nothing gets my vagina ready for sexual intercourse than being told how stupid I am for wanting to have some agency in my sexual partner. I love being told that I shouldn't have sex for, you know, love or because I'm attracted to the person, but to produce superior children. Being treated like a brood mare really does it for me.

/sarcasm

I am not female but Lucas makes my skin crawl with all this zoomer baes and genetic diversity talk. He makes Chris-Chan look like a reasonable candidate for a Friday night out on the town in comparison. And at least he's gone on a date, even if it was arranged by trolls.

 

[mothman96]

To be fair, it's not like most millennials will have a lot of wealth of their own with the rate the economy has gone and the lack of jobs that aren't McDonald's and Starbucks, but Lukey boy really has his heart set on something that wouldn't even happen until, I dunno, he's like 60 or 70?



I am not female but Lucas makes my skin crawl with all this zoomer baes and genetic diversity talk. He makes Chris-Chan look like a reasonable candidate for a Friday night out on the town in comparison. And at least he's gone on a date, even if it was arranged by trolls.

Lucas admitted he doesn't even know if he's included in his parent's wills and they don't want him around. Looks like when his dad and his mom die they are going to leave him the way he is now, in the "care" of the state.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Lucas admitted he doesn't even know if he's included in his parent's wills and they don't want him around. Looks like when his dad and his mom die they are going to leave him the way he is now, in the "care" of the state.

Honestly, if that's the case with him, I seriously can't blame the parents...even if you seriously do love your children, sometimes it can be too much to deal with their antics. I'm assuming that his parents are at least somewhat aware of his online activities?

Slightly off topic, Lucas is well past the point that searching for a girlfriend/sex slave/partner/whatever is even practical. Most women are married/with children/divorced around his age as well, maybe he realizes this and is refusing to accept by doing the whole zoomer baes crap.

 

[mothman96]

Honestly, if that's the case with him, I seriously can't blame the parents...even if you seriously do love your children, sometimes it can be too much to deal with their antics. I'm assuming that his parents are at least somewhat aware of his online activities?

I'm sure they are very aware.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm sure they are very aware.

It's gotta be tough for his parents to admit that he's a genetic dead end, imagine 18+ years of raising a boy to become an entitled fat manchild with no prospects or redeeming values. On his end, I get it, it's also difficult to admit that you're not an attractive person and have nothing that a potential mate would want, his copes are getting weirder every day as well.

 

[mothman96]

Next podcast-- August 7th. @wenttobermuda --are you going to participate?