Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
So, goldy is still feeding lucas then. This time its kfc. Its obviously bait to get his cooperation but between the food and sending him the ds that kind of behavior can turn cowish pretty easily

That said, tomorrow is apparently the big day and lucas specifically said hes doing to address the supposed baseball bat incident. That should be quite interesting to say the least. I have a feeling that whatever explanation he gives is going to backfire before too long. All goldy has to do is ask him why there are no injuries to his head and if he went to the hospital and lucas's would be fucked for explanations. I'd love to see him get pushed for a hospital or police report about it
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Da Dude123 said:
I am hoping Goldork asks about the DS Lite and where it went? Tubby probably forgot it in a porta potty or some other hobo swiped it while Lucas wasn't looking. I have a feeling sooner or later these podcasts while send Lucas into a chimpout if he is asked something he does not like and that will be the end of that. I'm sure the assault story will change as much as the amount Lucas claims he will inherit from his parents.

Also, is Tubby registering for the fall quarter? No, not if he can't be on campus with the baby zooms. And even if he could he won't. I can't see him ever returning to school. I could be wrong, but I can't see him trying it again.
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
The podcast will be truly legendary, then. Baited breath. What else can we say?


Oh, and Lucas's nervous little pig eyes fear-darting from side to side in the midst of his ridiculous macho video rants is simply hysterical to me.

Yeah, I know he was yelling at buses, but he's generally so cowardly that he subjects no one to his guttural mating song other than the ground and the sky.

He's so scared of someone beating his ass.

And he should be.

He really should be.
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Saw this morning Goldoar deleted the anti-Lucas comments posted where he was requesting for his Spokane friends to help track down the 2 guys who supposedly beat Lucas with bats. Might be an indication of the direction Goldoar is going to take in the podcast. We'll see.
 
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There it is. It's everyone else's responsibility to hook lucas up. He shouldn't have to do anything for himself.
What a pathetic man child. Can't wait till he dies alone.

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(EtA) Just like in elementary, high school, and college no one wants to be your friend. Friends and girlfriends just aren't in the cards.
 
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Patchwork Ragdoll said:
There it is. It's everyone else's responsibility to hook lucas up. He shouldn't have to do anything for himself.
What a pathetic man child. Can't wait till he dies alone.

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(EtA) Just like in elementary, high school, and college no one wants to be your friend. Friends and girlfriends just aren't in the cards.
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The one thing he wants more than anything in the world is something he wants to put absolutely no effort into obtaining. Yep, that sounds like Lucas alright. His laziness and entitlement actually amazes me. This is why he’s my favorite cow.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I only hope Lucas mixes in the real reason he disappeared online for 4 weeks within the 99% of his imaginary psycho babble about getting beat up with baseball bats. And how he managed to keep the gifted DS for maybe a few hours.
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I SO hope the fact that he has no visible injuries less than 2 weeks or so after allegedly being hit in the face, head, and knees with either a baseball bat, a 2x4 or both is pushed.

He has one little boo boo on his knee from a fall while picking up trash.

If he'd really been kneecapped with a bat and beat on the head with a 2x4 he wouldn't be out and about posing, walking normally, and not having a busted ass face (beyond his normal busted looking face, that is).

Getting pressed on why there are no records of such an incident happening or being reported to the police would be great too; then again, if Lucas is telling the truth, it's free for him to get a copy of the police report that would've been filed and get that posted to IG.
 
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Haven't the other two podcasts been earlier like in the late morning or early afternoon?

Seems kind of strange for them to be doing it so late, especially when he has a time when he has to be in the shelter or lose a bed right?

Dunno. Maybe he's planning on roughing it tonight?
 
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He's live now and incel ranting about how he met other hobos and hung out with them and hooked them up with weed and tacos. He also admitted he broke his phone by sitting his fat ass on it
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It's 4pm EST.
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He is really obese, so it's not surprising
Draxx them Sklounst said:
He sat on his phone... riiiiiight
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Edit: got in trouble with the cops and put on parole, possibly why he destroyed his phone?. Guess the police are not on his side. Also he's now mad at Goldaor for having a girlfriend and being edgy when it doesn't work for a 40 year old fat hobo
 
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