WonderWino
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Something something 'the cops love me! the cops are on my side!'
That incident in july should really be brought up if part 2 of the podcast actually happens
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Something something 'the cops love me! the cops are on my side!'
That incident in july should really be brought up if part 2 of the podcast actually happens
Is there a way we can get the police report for that?
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I am so proud of Goldy.
Well done.
Well done.
LeeLoo
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Hahahahaha!!!!! This is making me weep tears of joy and relief!! Finally this absolute waste of oxygen and cells gets in trouble for being a fat fucking raging psycho in public!! I can’t wait to hear this.
Trainwreck
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Hahaha. Banned from Riverfront Park, which btw is 100 acres. No more stalking joggers for him!
I noticed he said in the podcast that when he leaves downtown to go to the Arena, he's going to a different part of town. The Arena is literally downtown, you can walk across the park to get to it.
I noticed he said in the podcast that when he leaves downtown to go to the Arena, he's going to a different part of town. The Arena is literally downtown, you can walk across the park to get to it.
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While we wait for the podcast episode to get uploaded I thought it would be a good time to introduce any new and aspiring Wernologists to In the Court of the Telomere King in case they missed it:
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There is still something off. It seems to me there is more to the story. I can see getting banned from the park for being a screeching psycho, but does that warrant that he has to go to see a probation officer weekly.
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So how long did Goldy v Lucas III go before the internet "got cut"? I only caught the last 7-ish mins.
He has a good relationshp with his parents. He "talks" to them. His dad sees his messages and does not reply. That sure says he has a good relationship with his dad. We know what kind of "relationship" he has with his mom.
Gen Z girls, don't miss your chance. Hurry up and line up at the Arena homeless shelter. The future squillionaire is waiting for you.
Gen Z girls, don't miss your chance. Hurry up and line up at the Arena homeless shelter. The future squillionaire is waiting for you.
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Lucas has a criminal record, and he's a diagnosed schizophrenic that's not in any mental health. That might warrant the babysitting.
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Lucas reveals yet another term he misunderstands.
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Art Deco. I’m almost offended for some reason.
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I love how he doesn't get how money works.
A single cow, let's pretend, costs that much to raise JUST in property; that means it'd cost even more when you factor in feeding it, vet care, and the cost of slaughter if you're not doing that yourself on site: That would mean it would have to be sold for at least enough to cover that, the cost of the feed, the cost of vet care, and the cost of whatever it takes to pay the mortgage on the farm. That would make any farmer a millionaire if they just raised a few cattle per year.
But that's not how it works, and I know this from having multiple dairy farmers in the family, most of whom have herds of 150-400 cattle; they're always, even in good years, one bad year away from being wiped out because it's expensive to raise and maintain healthy cattle. They don't make a ton of profit off of the cattle.
Maybe WA is different, but in the midwest, you can buy a half cow for under $300 and a whole cow for around $600 depending on its post-slaughter weight. If a whole dead cow can be sold for $600 after the cut (pun intended) the butcher/slaughterhouse takes for itself, and that cow cost $150k to raise, either the farmer is stupid or Lucas is wrong.
They make enough to afford to keep living there and farming and most farm other non-animal crops in addition to cattle to make up for what cattle cost.
There's a reason most small farmers end up bankrupt and leaving farming and one of those big reasons is it's expensive and, while large scale factory farming can sustain itself due to sheer scale alone, smaller farmers, especially those who raise animals and not just grain crops, can barely turn a profit if they're lucky.
My grandparents got out of farming cattle because it was so expensive, and the only had a heard of eight. Pigs and chickens were way cheaper and turned a higher profit than cattle.
Also $150k for land isn't that much, not in highly rural areas at least. Where I am, you can buy 80 acres for $70k easy; might not have a house or utilities run to it, but you can get the LAND that cheap and do what you want with it.
WonderWino
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Good point. Yelling like a loon might be enough to get talked to by the cops or even a ticket, but you don't end up in front of a judge and forced to check in with a probation officer for something that comparatively minor. Something had to have happened. He either freaked somebody out or someone took what he said seriously, felt threatened and forced the cops to make an issue of it
Theres also the fact that yelling in a public park doesn't get you banned and in front of a judge either. Its not easy to get banned from a public place like a park. You have to do something fairly serious to provoke something like that
That said i'd say either one of the zoomers he screams about overheard him in the park and freaked out, involving the police or someone was there with zoomer age kids overheard him and did the same. He's being very particular about not saying what happened so clearly its something that reflects very badly on him . After all if it were just some pissed off cop causing him trouble he would be bitching about it openly and playing the victim like he always does when things don't go his way. That he isn't in this case strongly implies he knows talking about it is a bad idea
and I see he's still ranting and raving claiming it takes 150k to raise a cow on a piece of land. Anyone with a brain knows thats bs. If it were that expensive nobody would be able to afford to raise cows and beef would be insanely expensive.
Case in point: https://www.beefmagazine.com/cow-calf/what-s-your-cost-keep-cow
The max amount it costs currently is $900 to raise a single cow and i'd bet thats a fairly high estimate as well. and according to the provided chart, it went nearly as low as $300 around the time his grandfather was supposedly raising cows
and oh look: https://www.quora.com/How-much-does-it-cost-to-purchase-keep-butcher-and-process-a-cow
Here are people giving more numbers. One of them mentions $150 a year
and yet another ~$900 estimate per cow: https://beef-cattle.extension.org/how-much-will-it-cost-to-raise-1-lb-of-beef/
This was also an interesting read as well
Point being? Lucas has no idea what he is talking about and is lying through his teeth
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On that note i'll point out that a year ago I sold a 180 acre former farm, house included for just under $140k and it was a pain in the ass to get that much for it. People just don't want land or to farm like they used to
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Lucas went from claiming he was going to inherit a portion of 500k to claiming that he stands to become a multi-millionaire to being descended from ancient nobility.
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Did anyone who was there happen to record the stream?
I guess when his internet went out, Facebook never ended the stream and when he ended it it just saved the last 5 seconds. He's got a partial recording that doesn't have his voice (only Lucas'), but was hoping maybe someone watching had been recording.
Edit: Have a sad, sad video montage of his latest round of self memes (minus the one he posted while I was uploading the video).
I guess when his internet went out, Facebook never ended the stream and when he ended it it just saved the last 5 seconds. He's got a partial recording that doesn't have his voice (only Lucas'), but was hoping maybe someone watching had been recording.
Edit: Have a sad, sad video montage of his latest round of self memes (minus the one he posted while I was uploading the video).
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WonderWino
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The best part about him spouting this kind of nonsense is he clearly doesn't realize that plenty of people with the same last name are in no way related to each other. The history of surnames can get very complicated. Hell most people in the era he is talking about didn't even have surnames. Thats far more modern of a thing than alot of people realize. The romans were a weird exception to that but him claiming he has any relation to the people he is referring to is about as rational as claiming everyone with the surname 'smith' is related
That said, on that note it appears lucas is living true to the spirit of his ancient ancestors:
'Living by the river?' That certainly explains his affinity for skulking around under bridges. It must be a genetic memory linked to magic telomeres that feeds his ancestral instincts and draws him to the bridges
Also
The Warini were mentioned by Procopius in the 6th century, implying that the Varini had a very large territory in his time. Procopius situates the Varni bordering the Franks, with only the river Rhine between them, but also stretching to the coast. Their king Hermegisclus had made a strategic alliance with the Frankish ruler Theudebert I (died 547/54, marrying his sister Theudechild. As the king died, the satraps compelled his son Radigis to marry his stepmother. The son, however, was already engaged with a British queen, who crossed the North Sea with an army of 400 ships and 100.000 men, seeking retaliation. Radigis was caught hiding in a wood not far from the mouth of the Rhine and had no other choice than to marry his fiancée.[10]
Well now. Isn't that interesting. Old radigis was nearly forced into marrying his stepmother
This is getting more eerily similar to lucas's obsessions than I thought. I'm starting to question my belief in genetic memory being bullshit. I mean it would explain alot about lucas's questionable statements about his mother and stepmother over the years
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I get a not-so-fresh feeling that the reason Lucas mentioned that his dad had a stroke last year was to reinforce those
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I know Lucas struggles with math, and money, and making sense of him is pointless, but I'm baffled by his insistence that it takes $150,000 to raise a cow.
Unless he's talking about a different kind of cow.
How much money does it take to raise a lolcow?
Imagine 20 years of disability payments, EBT, free health care, involuntary confinement in psych wards and jails, etc.
Has the public invested $150,000 in Lucas?
That's some expensive beef that's not fit to eat. Tens of thousand dollars a pound, and totally useless. Lucas Werner must be eaten.
Unless he's talking about a different kind of cow.
How much money does it take to raise a lolcow?
Imagine 20 years of disability payments, EBT, free health care, involuntary confinement in psych wards and jails, etc.
Has the public invested $150,000 in Lucas?
That's some expensive beef that's not fit to eat. Tens of thousand dollars a pound, and totally useless. Lucas Werner must be eaten.