Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Telomayonnaise]

https://www.facebook.com/Goldaor26/...story_fbid=705043110348025&id=100025270272013 desktop link for those who can't fix URLs. no account required.

 

[Wernology]

IG DMs some girl who was talking to Lucas sent.

Nice to see more proof about how aggressive and controlling he tries to be behind closed doors.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Today we learned that Lucas approves of @klickitat 's archival efforts.

ETA: Lucas learned the word "Wernology" today, too.

 

[WonderWino]

So goldy is baiting him with bernie sanders stuff and telling him 'the women fucking love him'

and fucking lol at lucas saying '....as non violent as I am...' like nobody knows about his domestic violence and stalking history

ETA: had to mention lucas saying, and I quote 'I would probably be more like a bill cosby dad'

Oh yeah, no red flags in THAT statement at all

and he almost lost his shit the second goldy brought up guests coming into the next porcast and started going on about not bringing up starbucks or his past or calling him a pedo or he'll leave on the spot. He was really sounding like he was going to lose it for a few seconds

 

[Wernology]

Today we learned that Lucas approves of @klickitat 's archival efforts.

That just tells me he hasn't looked at half of it and that he definitely hasn't seen the ridiculous FB ads I ran on him.

Also he blocked my whole ass IG account after leaving one comment about tarot being fake then posting his own image about how it's "not in the cards" for people in similar age relationships to 'reclaim the phrase'.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

That just tells me he hasn't looked at half of it and that he definitely hasn't seen the ridiculous FB ads I ran on him.

Also he blocked my whole ass IG account after leaving one comment about tarot being fake then posting his own image about how it's "not in the cards" for people in similar age relationships to 'reclaim the phrase'.

Anyone record it? Goldy is slow to upload and my stupid ass caught the last 5 minutes.....AGAIN.....

Also LOL on Lucas bragging about someone elses supposed chick magnet skills....this Isaac or whatever.

Heh. It's The Werning of Isaac.

Who would that make Lucas....The Bloat I guess?

 

[Da Dude123]

At the end of the podcast Lucas mentions that he is plenty good and that he lives in a homeless shelter because he wants to and is homeless because he wants to be. He feels he will get enlightenment from this. And he will be a zillionaire once Merna and King Roy hurry up and croak. So, quit being bigots, Z. And quit hoarding the women.

ETA:. Oh, yeah, and Lucas said he said that he believes he is an attractive guy! LMAO! And he asked Goldork if he thought he was attractive and Goldork very carefully trailed off when asked that and if he could hook him up with his girlfriend's friends.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Lucas is a sexual predator, everyone knew this already. But it's nice to see evidence of why Chris Hansen agreed to calling him a predator for the video

IG DMs some girl who was talking to Lucas sent.

Nice to see more proof about how aggressive and controlling he tries to be behind closed doors.

Lucas seems to idolise men that keep getting exposed as predators, rapists, or ped

So goldy is baiting him with bernie sanders stuff and telling him 'the women fucking love him'

and fucking lol at lucas saying '....as non violent as I am...' like nobody knows about his domestic violence and stalking history

ETA: had to mention lucas saying, and I quote 'I would probably be more like a bill cosby dad'

Oh yeah, no red flags in THAT statement at all

and he almost lost his shit the second goldy brought up guests coming into the next porcast and started going on about not bringing up starbucks or his past or calling him a pedo or he'll leave on the spot. He was really sounding like he was going to lose it for a few seconds

He really is a spoiled little boy throwing tantrums every time someone exposes or proves him wrong. I like that he can't even control his fried brain to not attack Goldar every other time he's forgot the topic or going on one of his incel rants. The people who are supposed to be his friends are not even safe from his abuse

At the end of the podcast Lucas mentions that he is plenty good and that he lives in a homeless shelter because he wants to and is homeless because he wants to be. He feels he will get enlightenment from this. And he will be a zillionaire once Merna and King Roy hurry up and croak. So, quit being bigots, Z. And quit hoarding the women.

He's just blowing smoke up Lucas' ass so he doesn't rage quit. He regularly makes fun of Lucas behind his back, so he's likely not on Lucas' side. Still hilarious the fat retard hasn't figured it out yet. Lucas' ego was always that he's entitled to dictate the subjects, he just said due to his inability to filter when on Stream. I hope someone does mention Starbucks and the shit Lucas hates, and just manages to trick Lucas into talking about it, which shouldn't be too hard given how stupid Lucas is

Looks to me doing the podcasts has bloated the Spokane Pedo Freak's ego to where he now dictates to Goldoar how to run/what can't be discussed. Also I don't like the way Goldoar panders to the Freak with stuff like saying Walter is biased in his Lucas videos.

 

[mothman96]

So goldy is baiting him with bernie sanders stuff and telling him 'the women fucking love him'

and fucking lol at lucas saying '....as non violent as I am...' like nobody knows about his domestic violence and stalking history

ETA: had to mention lucas saying, and I quote 'I would probably be more like a bill cosby dad'

Oh yeah, no red flags in THAT statement at all

and he almost lost his shit the second goldy brought up guests coming into the next porcast and started going on about not bringing up starbucks or his past or calling him a pedo or he'll leave on the spot. He was really sounding like he was going to lose it for a few seconds

Looks to me doing the podcasts has bloated the Spokane Pedo Freak's ego to where he's confident enough to now dictate to Goldoar how to run/what can't be discussed. Also I don't like the way Goldoar panders to the Freak with stuff like saying Walter is biased in his Lucas videos.

Anyone record it? Goldy is slow to upload and my stupid ass caught the last 5 minutes.....AGAIN.....

Also LOL on Lucas bragging about someone elses supposed chick magnet skills....this Isaac or whatever.

Heh. It's The Werning of Isaac.

Who would that make Lucas....The Bloat I guess?

Thinking that would make Lucas the 3rd wheel that he's raged about.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I'm really looking forward to the next episode. I've developed confidence in Goldy and his approach. He's shown us Lucas's boundaries, made a map of his comfort zone.

I have the opportunity to make an appearance on the show, and to further the bleak discipline of Wernology, I will.

The worst case scenario is a memorable rage-quit. But I think that we can do better.

 

[ThomasAudley]

He has new earbuds. These are different than the red ones he'd just leave on the floor in the shitter at the homeless shelter.

I think this undermines my theory that the cops took his phone and also indicates that he didn't break his phone, because unless he got them for free with his new budget Android, why would he also get new earbuds? Seems the most likely scenario is someone else swiped his phone/earbuds/other possessions.

 

[dingobaby]

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He has new earbuds. These are different than the red ones he'd just leave on the floor in the shitter at the homeless shelter.

I think this undermines my theory that the cops took his phone and also indicates that he didn't break his phone, because unless he got them for free with his new budget Android, why would he also get new earbuds? Seems the most likely scenario is someone else swiped his phone/earbuds/other possessions.

Good lord, look at those stubby, encrusted beetus fingers. Imagine getting inpregnated by those ashy, calloused jizz knuckles.

 

[SwollenGorl]

The drought is almost over y'all, Lucas just added me back on Snap!

 

[Rokko]

Lucas who has maybe, maybe had sex half a dozen times in 40 years thinks he's better at sex then the young studs he hates.

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EtA: Lucas you are not a "pretty boi."
You're actually ugly AF. Tons of pale flabby flesh, balding potatoe head, and cruel eyes. No woman or man will ever want you. Best just shut the fuck up faggot.

Is there something like a Dunning - Kruger - effect for sex?

 

[Twrx]

He has a good relationshp with his parents. He "talks" to them. His dad sees his messages and does not reply. That sure says he has a good relationship with his dad. We know what kind of "relationship" he has with his mom.
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Gen Z girls, don't miss your chance. Hurry up and line up at the Arena homeless shelter. The future squillionaire is waiting for you.

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My grandfather raised multiple cattle until he had to be moved into a home, and he like 5 acres to raise them on, and it was no where near the 150k per head Lucas is pulling out of his ass. I didn't charge anyone near 150k to use my pasture during winter

 

[Club Sandwich]

IG DMs some girl who was talking to Lucas sent.

Nice to see more proof about how aggressive and controlling he tries to be behind closed doors.

that is the kind of stuff i've seen where stalking or harassment victims show to get restraining orders. the desperation and controlling manipulation followed by spiteful anger and jealous are hallmarks of an abuser.

if you or someone you know has that sort of interaction with someone, please consider the whole situation with that person and if they are using emotional or abusive behaviors to manipulate your responses and control your behavior. these interactions can rise quickly to a DV incident or worse because in my experience these abusers (unlike others that have manipulative tendencies) get very personally angry very quickly when they are not catered to because they take it as a very personal insult to not obey them.

>photo of lucas

he's a nail biter. and has some sort of habit of resting his knuckle on something abrasive repeatedly. i see that sort of hand on people in jails and prisons because they either bite their nails, or rest their head on their hands which are against the concrete wall. while rougher hands can be a sign of doing manual labor, that is usually on the palm and side on the hand, not as much on the top. likewise a more ruddy pattern develops from wearing work gloves or working outside.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

You know how they say everyone is the hero of their own story?

Lucas Werner is the POV of the horrid monster under the bridge who demands maiden sacrifices.

 

[Telomerase1979]

This reminds me of those couple videos he made in the park where he performed his “comedy routine” within earshot of people on the walking path. I seem to recall him saying or posting something about pulling girls into the bushes? In any case, it’s a good thing he’s too fucking lazy to do anything other than cough-scream into his phone.

 

[mothman96]

This reminds me of those couple videos he made in the park where he performed his “comedy routine” within earshot of people on the walking path. I seem to recall him saying or posting something about pulling girls into the bushes? In any case, it’s a good thing he’s too fucking lazy to do anything other than cough-scream into his phone.

He's brought up several times that people say he's funny. Now we have proof of how people take to his "comedy routine". Got him busted for Disorderly Conduct, is on probation, and banned from Riverfront Park.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

More lusting for his young niece.



FYI lucas your fixation with your niece is not normal. You're a monster.