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Lucas’s selfies lately look like a murder victims last known photograph. How does he think that is in any way attractive?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Lucas’s selfies lately look like a murder victims last known photograph. How does he think that is in any way attractive?
LeeLoo
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I was just thinking that! In all my years of studying Wernology, that is the burning question I want answered!! How in the hell can he possibly think there is anything attractive about him? His serial killer, dead eyes, enormous beak of a nose, huge horse teeth, greasy, stringy hair barely covering a grotesquely oversized gourd head. And let’s not forget his huge body, which due to his constant yo-yo dieting, is nothing but fat and saggy skin. He is disgusting.
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Well, Lucas might approve, but his mom doesn't. 
Just as an aside, I did unfollow her since she asked.
Just as an aside, I did unfollow her since she asked.
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Whenever the subject of Lucas's niece comes up, don't forget...
I'd love to know more about Lucas's "relationship" with his niece, and how the rest of his family feels about it.
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@klickitat , your alleged "obsession" with Lucas isn't sad at all. Lucas's life is sad. His mother is sad. Their relationship is sad. Your archival efforts are joyous and righteous.
My obsession with Lucas is, however, very sad.
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What is truly sad is Myrna still running interference/covering up for he insane pedo son. A psycho Predator that has provided sufficient evidence he should never be near little girls, teens and young women.Well, Lucas might approve, but his mom doesn't.
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Calling you a sexual deviant would be being generous Lucas, you're a pedophile who makes his desires very public, nevermind the horrible shit you say to women in messages. I feel bad for the 22 year old who has to check up on Lucas' dentures, nobody deserves to be subjected to a beast like Lucas while working
I keep laughing every time he does that downwards shot on his nose. Really looks like a dick on his face at certain angles. There is nothing attractive about him, he's just so in denial about his situation and his midlife crisis that he thinks he is the sexiest man in Spokane
Glad you unfollowed. Myra is a narcissist cunt like her monster son and I have no sympathy for either, but it would he poor taste to follow his mom. Her garbage parenting has resulted in the animal Lucas is and that's punishment enough for
More creep posting on Instagram. "I don't understand chicks who are attracted to men who wear baseball hats" you don't understand women period Lucas, that's why all your encounters end with either a restraining order, domestic violence, or being blocked by her on social media and her telling friends and family fo watch out for you. The dafty/donald duck bill joke wasnt funny the first time, even Galdaor didn't pretend it was, it's not funny repeating every other 'meme' you make.
"Not a damn heterosexual man on earth not attracted to hot 18 year old women. Stop lying. You're a fucking liar!" Most adults are not sexual predators Lucas, and we both know you're attracted to much younger than 18. You're the kind of creeper parents warn their kids about. You also let it slip that you'd allow your kids to be molested, because at least they're not having sex with people under 35 like your pedo ideology. Most people are attracted to young women, but not as young as you want, and most don't act on it because they know its creepy and can border into predatory, and most normal people don't want to date someone the same age as their children
I keep laughing every time he does that downwards shot on his nose. Really looks like a dick on his face at certain angles. There is nothing attractive about him, he's just so in denial about his situation and his midlife crisis that he thinks he is the sexiest man in Spokane
Glad you unfollowed. Myra is a narcissist cunt like her monster son and I have no sympathy for either, but it would he poor taste to follow his mom. Her garbage parenting has resulted in the animal Lucas is and that's punishment enough for
Well, Lucas might approve, but his mom doesn't.
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More creep posting on Instagram. "I don't understand chicks who are attracted to men who wear baseball hats" you don't understand women period Lucas, that's why all your encounters end with either a restraining order, domestic violence, or being blocked by her on social media and her telling friends and family fo watch out for you. The dafty/donald duck bill joke wasnt funny the first time, even Galdaor didn't pretend it was, it's not funny repeating every other 'meme' you make.
"Not a damn heterosexual man on earth not attracted to hot 18 year old women. Stop lying. You're a fucking liar!" Most adults are not sexual predators Lucas, and we both know you're attracted to much younger than 18. You're the kind of creeper parents warn their kids about. You also let it slip that you'd allow your kids to be molested, because at least they're not having sex with people under 35 like your pedo ideology. Most people are attracted to young women, but not as young as you want, and most don't act on it because they know its creepy and can border into predatory, and most normal people don't want to date someone the same age as their children
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Isn't this an attempt at a retcon? Weren't his original comments in reference to a different niece?
A rutting animal.
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Does Lucas’ mom follow him on Instagram, or did he block her for not offering to yeet him down a jailbait bae
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Y'know. It's not really uncommon to get played for a free meal every once in a while if you're dating, but Lucas doesn't even have enough game to get PLAYED for the free meal he so desperately dangles. Nobody wants to eat prime rib with you while you talk about impregnating them you disgusting pedophile.
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I believe Myrna just likes to ignore and try not to think about her Lolcow son who makes an ass of himself on the Internet and wants her dead so he can get her money. You doing this stuff makes it harder for her to ignore.
I doubt she follows Lucas anymore and probably has cut off any communication with him.
I love how Lucas said he does not live with either parent because he does not want to "cramp their style". Lol! Right! Neither she or King Roy want anything to do with their cow son.
I doubt she follows Lucas anymore and probably has cut off any communication with him.
I love how Lucas said he does not live with either parent because he does not want to "cramp their style". Lol! Right! Neither she or King Roy want anything to do with their cow son.
Well, Lucas might approve, but his mom doesn't.
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Ya know what I wanted Goldy to ask that he never did? Simple:
Why does anyone have to help you get girls, Lucas? No one helps everyone else get laid; in the courtship game, it's every man for himself.
I have no doubt he would hem and haw some non-response if you asked, but id still like to see it put to him.
More short vids this morning. Angry but not screaming. His content from the past week has been extremely misogynist, even for him.
But Lucas, I thought callung them "BITCHES AND THOTS!?? THEYRE BITCHES AND THOTS??!" was the very height of the behavior you're against, cuh.
Don't tell me, lemme guess: you're "playing a character", right?
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Lucas won't get a job unless you are willing to get impregnated by him. You see, he will not risk losing his precious tard bux. It's just not worth it!
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Lucas: how does the progesterone in women effect the testosterone in men?
How does the chemical in one body cross the air into another?
You've never explained this, big dog.
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This is such an interesting detail.
Dating all the way back to Cyril, Lucas takes for granted that other men have certain obligations to him in the courtship game, despite competition.
They must introduce him to women, and do nothing to limit his access to poonaner or challenge his suitability as a mate. The game must be played on easy.
It's asymmetrical though; Lucas reserves the right to "steal chicks," and has a history of trying to (lol Goldy you're gonna get cucked). He assumes that all males share this attitude, but also owe him something like sexual EBT or poonaner SSI: I deserve access to mates just because , greedmonger,
It's doubtful that Lucas is conscious of this, or capable of recognizing the behavior if it is pointed out to him. But it's a great area of inquiry.
What do male friends owe each other? What does friendship entail? How should they handle competition, while remaining friends? What is it to have a rival?
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Thanks to his plenty of exercise he is now under 300 lbs (despite eating at all those nice restaurants that he hasn't been banned from yet like Clinkerdagger), a plenty good weight for a plenty good boy.
ETA: Clinkerdagger is a whopping 0.2 miles by foot from the Arena, so fatty here might be walking nearly a half mile during his daily gorgefest.
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Well, Lucas might approve, but his mom doesn't.
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Just as an aside, I did unfollow her since she asked.
It says alot that she accuses you of being obsessed with lucas but conveniently avoids saying anything about why. She knows full well what kind of creep he is and what his real intentions are. She enables him every and makes excuses for him every chance she gets in any manner she can no matter how minor it may be. As far as i'm concerned if and when he eventually does something stupid shes just as responsible for allowing it to get to that point as he is
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He better be careful being that blatant about being a creep right now, that parole officer they assigned him might have an issue with him posting things like that considering why he got in shit in the first place
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In lucas's case the setting is more like wolfenstein's 'can I play daddy' setting with the cheat codes on
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You were too nice to her. Figures she’s more concerned about covering for her predator son than getting him thrown into the laughing academy where he truly belongs.
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He'll probably just say he's entitled to women, or some other incel bullshit. But I would like someone to ask him on the podcast
My favourite video 'Enough Ducks': "Hey gen z hunnies. How you doing? You think it's funny when those duckbills beat me up? You little agephobes, you think that was cute? You got a baseball hat, public enemy number 1 to me"
Yeah, it's pretty hilarious someone kicking the shit out of you for being a pedophile, shame it never happened.
"You look good tho hunnies. You feel good... I'd imagine. You smell good, you're hot, you're sexy. Lemme buy you a prime rib"
Yeah, too bad feeling zoomer babes is not in the cards for you, much like the millennials
If that's the case, why are you such a soyboy little bitch Lucas?
Thankfully for all of us, Lucas is far too retarded to be careful about bring a creep. There's a reason he's been banned from son many places now it's hard to keep track for the average viewer
Still going to die on that "I am in good shape and get plenty of exercise" hill huh creep? You're near 300 pounds, and out of breath just walking around a park. By eat at nice restaurants he means he skulks around in overpriced hipster food joints and eats junk food every other day, which is why he's so fat. I like that he keeps trying to imply he's fit for work, which is never a good idea if you're on any kind of disability. He'll probably never get off it or work because of how quickly he'd lose his job and be fucked without welfare. I like that Lucas believes all leftists are cuckolds who like to share their girlfriends
My favourite video 'Enough Ducks': "Hey gen z hunnies. How you doing? You think it's funny when those duckbills beat me up? You little agephobes, you think that was cute? You got a baseball hat, public enemy number 1 to me"
Yeah, it's pretty hilarious someone kicking the shit out of you for being a pedophile, shame it never happened.
"You look good tho hunnies. You feel good... I'd imagine. You smell good, you're hot, you're sexy. Lemme buy you a prime rib"
Yeah, too bad feeling zoomer babes is not in the cards for you, much like the millennials
If that's the case, why are you such a soyboy little bitch Lucas?
Thankfully for all of us, Lucas is far too retarded to be careful about bring a creep. There's a reason he's been banned from son many places now it's hard to keep track for the average viewer
Still going to die on that "I am in good shape and get plenty of exercise" hill huh creep? You're near 300 pounds, and out of breath just walking around a park. By eat at nice restaurants he means he skulks around in overpriced hipster food joints and eats junk food every other day, which is why he's so fat. I like that he keeps trying to imply he's fit for work, which is never a good idea if you're on any kind of disability. He'll probably never get off it or work because of how quickly he'd lose his job and be fucked without welfare. I like that Lucas believes all leftists are cuckolds who like to share their girlfriends
If anyone is interested in contacting the Guardian Foundation to let them know the Pedo Freak is feeling quite at home at the Arena to make his predator memes from inside the shelter. Couldn't track down if there is a particular person in charge of the Arena.
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